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This shit is absolutely hilarious. How can you think this is an own, even if he bought rozy a $20k gold plated stroller it took how long to replace the stroller that Harry had to purchase after Meigh drove up, alone, 9 months pregnant to get the bare essentials because you supplied absolutely nothing for your child. Rozy is how many months old now? It took this long to replace the emergency supplies given to you by your horse bride's family because you're an inept wigger. This is a self own.
 
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This shit is absolutely hilarious. How can you think this is an own, even if he bought rozy a $20k gold plated stroller it took how long to replace the stroller that Harry had to purchase after Meigh drove up, alone, 9 months pregnant to get the bare essentials because you supplied absolutely nothing for your child. Rozy is how many months old now? It took this long to replace the emergency supplies given to you by your horse bride's family because you're an inept wigger. This is a self own.
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It’s just really sad that Ralph thinks buying a stroller is flex material for twittter. Boy might be trying to go to Rome, but his brain and purse are always firmly in the West Memphis trailer park.

Also any stroller Harry bought was due to May selecting it and putting it on her gift registry. The same baby registery she/Ralph publicly posted on Twitter trying to grub gifts with because they had no IRL friends. The only people who bought anything off her sad Target registry was the family she just rejected and got swatted all for a fat, ugly, support sock wearing, middle aged wigger
 
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Rozy is around 10 months old now, and is likely close to outgrowing her first infant car seat and swapping it for one that is permanently installed in the car. Graco does make strollers that you can continue to use after they have outgrown the car seat, but it looks like their old one was not that model and only works with the seat snapped in.

I can almost guarantee that is why they got a new stroller, not to own Harry with spending *checks notes* $170. May is really gonna regret getting a three wheeled jogging stroller if she ever plans to use this thing anywhere but paved sidewalks.
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I hate those three wheel things they go to tip over too easy.
 
Ralph trying to blackmail Harry not to go on Stardusts stream.

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Ralph is only in Rome for 4 days yet he seems to be spending all his time on twitter groveling to a mexican homosexual.
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Does anyone know what he's on about here? "I've made a definite upgrade from a lying ?DNA origin SNAKE..."
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Don't let 'politics shit' ruin your family. But do let your relationship with a fat drug addict like Ethan Ralph ruin your family.
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"I apologize for calling his sister a coal burning lesbian" - Ethan Ralph 2023.
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Ralph trying to blackmail Harry not to go on Stardusts stream.
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Thanks for clarifying, I'm having trouble following Ralph's incoherent babble atm.

I think he's claiming to have mouth raped Meigh's sister like he did to Alice :story:
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We all suspected it but Ralph confirmed it for us that he's been fantasizing about Meighs sister this entire time. When she first brought Ralph home to Rochester to meet the family Ralph saw that he got the uglier sister and has immediately started to beg a then heavily pregnant Meigh for a threesome with her own sister. Meigh the doormat pickme probably even agreed to float that idea past Alanna and Alanna just went "Ewwww! Whats wrong with you?!" And there has been bad blood ever since.
 
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Ralph is starting to capitalize his sentences like Chris Chan. I wonder how long before he discovers he’s a tomgirl?
 
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Hüftpriester said:
"I apologize for calling his sister a coal burning lesbian" - Ethan Ralph 2023.
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For someone who loves to call every woman he doesn't like a slut, Ralph has a hard time getting Nick's nuts out of his mouth. Also Ralph, It's "Mr. Fuentes" to you. If you're going to be his bottom bitch, you'd best learn how to address your pimp.
 
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We all suspected it but Ralph confirmed it for us that he's been fantasizing about Meighs sister this entire time. When she first brought Ralph home to Rochester to meet the family Ralph saw that he got the uglier sister and has immediately started to beg a then heavily pregnant Meigh for a threesome with her own sister. Meigh the doormat pickme probably even agreed to float that idea past Alanna and Alanna just went "Ewwww! Whats wrong with you?!" And there has been bad blood ever since.
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It's blatantly obvious to everyone except Pantsu that Ralph thinks sis is the superior option.

And for whatever reason, this recent and ongoing sperggening made me remember one of those Buddhist stories that rly makes u think. Specifically the one about a monkey seeing the moon's reflection in a river and drowns while trying to grab it. By god if that doesn't fit the Ralphamale to a T.

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Apparently there is a painting which references the story and holy shit, just look at the context for it. It's all too much for me to handle.
In this painting, Tōbun draws on a common theme in Zen paintings: a monkey trying to capture the moon’s reflection in water. The image derives from a Buddhist story in which five hundred monkeys hold onto each other’s tails and attempt to seize the reflection of a moon in a well; they fail when the branch from which they are hanging breaks. The monkeys stand for unenlightened people who cannot distinguish between reality and illusion. Very little is known about Toki Tōbun, so some believe him to be Toki Yorinori, a warrior-painter famous for his depictions of hawks and a member of the Toki family of samurai in Mino province.
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Ralph just casually admitting to orally raping Alice with his West Memphis micro in his tweet at Morris. What a repulsive human being. Makes you wonder what other weird rapey shit he's done in his past that's never come up.
 
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It worked, Stardust just canceled the interview.
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This is not going to placate the ragepig. He’s just going to continue fucking with Stardust now that he knows he can intimidate her. Soon he’s going to have yet another woman that has a restraining order against him.
Much like how nothing makes him angrier than a woman laughing at him, nothing makes him feel more like a big man than bullying a woman into submission.

Utterly vile and repulsive behaviour.
 
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