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Punished Puck said:
a cartel beheading video of ralph would be so kino
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Si sénor
 
Punished Puck said:
a cartel beheading video of ralph would be so kino
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Beheading is if he's lucky. They do some absolutely medieval shit to people. I, briefly, saw one video where they tied a guy down, naked, and had a pitbull tear his genitals apart. I nope'd out of that video real fast.
 
Phony Chicken said:
Beheading is if he's lucky. They do some absolutely medieval shit to people. I, briefly, saw one video where they tied a guy down, naked, and had a pitbull tear his genitals apart. I nope'd out of that video real fast.
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The worst one i saw is that funkytown video where they cut a guys face and hands off and gouged out his eyes. He was hooked up to an IV full of adrenaline to keep him alive and conscious.
I would never step foot in that country.
 
Geting married not out of love for your horsewhore, but out of hate for her father. Now that's what I call Ralphamale style! Them getting married is one of the dumbest things for either of them to do, so I am of course in full support. lol, lmao even.
 
HĂŒftpriester said:
I thought he was getting married at a separate venue in Atlantic City?

I wonder how Meigh feels about getting married at Ralphiemania just to own her dad, lmao
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Like the OG bowling alley wedding, he was planning on charging his paypigs to attend that:
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I guess not enough people signed up and he doesn't want to get married alone, without any friends or family, in some half-abandoned casino in Atlantic City.
 
EyeGuy said:
Like the OG bowling alley wedding, he was planning on charging his paypigs to attend that:
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I guess not enough people signed up and he doesn't want to get married alone, without any friends or family, in some half-abandoned casino in Atlantic City.
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He was always planning on getting married at the venue, same with the bowling event before Meigh pulled out of attending.

The "kompound" is/was an AirBnB "VIP" experience where his fans could pay extra to stay in the same house and hang out with him and chauffer him from place to place. Given that he's since been banned from AirBnB, I wonder what the status of this is.
 
A Rastafarian Skeleton said:
The worst one i saw is that funkytown video where they cut a guys face and hands off and gouged out his eyes. He was hooked up to an IV full of adrenaline to keep him alive and conscious.
I would never step foot in that country.
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Funkytown was really bad. There was also that one where the two guys get beheaded, one with a chainsaw, and the other slowly with a knife.

One more that was really fucked up was another that had music playing behind it. It wasn’t “Funkytown”, but something like “Mexican Hat Dance” or something like that? They had kidnapped the brother of a prosecutor and they were beating him with bats while also shocking him with cattle prods to keep him awake and dancing around. At least that’s the way I remember it, it’s been a while.
 
A Rastafarian Skeleton said:
I watch this YouTuber who describes those types of videos because I don't have the stomach for it anymore. He also does a good job giving the backstory, also histories and current situations with various cartel and members
https://youtube.com/@disturbedreality8578
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I watched a few of his videos. Interesting takes and a lot of good analysis. Thanks!

He doesn’t have a video on that Prosecutor’s brother, though maybe he’ll get around to it. He’s got a couple videos on Funkytown.

About the worst story I ever heard about the Cartels is the “Tour Bus” story, otherwise known as “Who Wamts To Be A Cartel Member?” It sounds unbelievable but IIRC, there IS some corroborating evidence that it occured pretty much like how the story goes.

Anyway, the story is that there’s a tour bus in Mexico, not like a real tour with tourists, but like a Greyhound Bus in the US. The bus is fully loaded, just taking a bunch of Mexican nobodies from Point A to Point B. I forget which Cártel is supposed to be responsible for this, but whichever one it is, there’s a group of guys from the Cartel who stop the bus out on the road, hijack it, and drive it off into the middle of nowhere.

First off, the Cartel guys order everyone off the bus except the driver. Then they separate the men from the women and kids. They make the women and kids lie down on the ground and then order the bus driver at gunpoint to run them over. After he does so, they shoot the driver.

After this, it’s just the men left. The Cartel boys then announce that they’re going to have their prisoners play a little game of “Who Wants To Be A Cartel Member”. The way they play is that they fight to the death and the one man left alive “wins” and gets to be a “member” of their gang. The story goes that after being told this, one of the men stated that he refused to participate, and was shot in the head immediately afterwards. That got the rest of the guys in the mood to play.

Whether they executed the last man standing, or welcomed him in, who knows?
 
Lorne Armstrong said:
I watched a few of his videos. Interesting takes and a lot of good analysis. Thanks!

He doesn’t have a video on that Prosecutor’s brother, though maybe he’ll get around to it. He’s got a couple videos on Funkytown.

About the worst story I ever heard about the Cartels is the “Tour Bus” story, otherwise known as “Who Wamts To Be A Cartel Member?” It sounds unbelievable but IIRC, there IS some corroborating evidence that it occured pretty much like how the story goes.

Anyway, the story is that there’s a tour bus in Mexico, not like a real tour with tourists, but like a Greyhound Bus in the US. The bus is fully loaded, just taking a bunch of Mexican nobodies from Point A to Point B. I forget which Cártel is supposed to be responsible for this, but whichever one it is, there’s a group of guys from the Cartel who stop the bus out on the road, hijack it, and drive it off into the middle of nowhere.

First off, the Cartel guys order everyone off the bus except the driver. Then they separate the men from the women and kids. They make the women and kids lie down on the ground and then order the bus driver at gunpoint to run them over. After he does so, they shoot the driver.

After this, it’s just the men left. The Cartel boys then announce that they’re going to have their prisoners play a little game of “Who Wants To Be A Cartel Member”. The way they play is that they fight to the death and the one man left alive “wins” and gets to be a “member” of their gang. The story goes that after being told this, one of the men stated that he refused to participate, and was shot in the head immediately afterwards. That got the rest of the guys in the mood to play.

Whether they executed the last man standing, or welcomed him in, who knows?
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I remember hearing that story, the passengers were actually immigrants from somewhere in South America and thr cartel thought they were being bussed in as reinforcements for a rival cartel. It's similar to the story of the college students who were massacred by s cartel and covered up by the police because they were on their way to protest against the government.
 
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