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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Asian tech support said:
I'm starting to think @AncientPhosphur was the random steel toe "fan" because that dude caused way more discomfort than any nuclear wedgie could.
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Dats nawt truuuuuu

I got to say I saw the pig on American soil thankfully not downwind according to onsite reports. Probably going to pick up steak and corn on the cob for tonight. It’s honestly been a fun trip.

4090 Chad said:
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Bald lul.mp4

"I ain't bald bish! No I won't show the crown of my head alawgs!!!"
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Wow bitched out twice today! Once when some rando asked if he was Ralph and again with not showing his bald spot.
 
"Hey, how's it going?"
"FAHK YOU BISH"
Simple greetings are too much for NOT-Ethan Ralph.
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4090 Chad said:
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Bald lul.mp4

"I ain't bald bish! No I won't show the crown of my head alawgs!!!"
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Let us just put this in perspective: There is a retarded pig man ranting at his phone while rubbing his greasy thin hair and talking about killing someone's mother...in a restaurant...

Oh yeah with dandruff all over his fucking shirt.

How is he totally gray at...like 35? He is like 35 in human years right? What is that in pig years 90?

What a mess.
 
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That is absolute chicken scratch but better than expected. Ralph must be on a massive dry spell because he cannot get trannys off the brain. Not sure why Ralph has latched onto the word dapper as of late. The pot should not be called the kettle an "ugly fat bitch in horizontal black stripes" while wearing a stripped baseball jersey. Good to know this has been a money sink of a trip.
Maybe Ralph can make something of this there are plenty of places in MN worth doing an IRL stream. There is the Mall of America (he could go find the Harmon Killebew seat still nailed to the wall as well as the home plate from the original stadium before it was torn down for the mall) , the MN State Fair (everything is deep fried and on a stick), and even St. Floyd's memorial site. For a bit of a history stream he could go to Fort Snelling which is right next to the airport. If he was really down bad he could tease a high end donation goal to go stream from outside Jim's driveway.
 
GaryGray said:
The Ralph-a-notes have been posted ( T | A ).
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That is absolute chicken scratch but better than expected. Ralph must be on a massive dry spell because he cannot get trannys off the brain. Not sure why Ralph has latched onto the word dapper as of late. The pot should not be called the kettle an "ugly fat bitch in horizontal black stripes" while wearing a stripped baseball jersey. Good to know this has been a money sink of a trip.
Maybe Ralph can make something of this there are plenty of places in MN worth doing an IRL stream. There is the Mall of America (he could go find the Harmon Killebew seat still nailed to the wall as well as the home plate from the original stadium before it was torn down for the mall) , the MN State Fair (everything is deep fried and on a stick), and even St. Floyd's memorial site. For a bit of a history stream he could go to Fort Snelling which is right next to the airport. If he was really down bad he could tease a high end donation goal to go stream from outside Jim's driveway.
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Can we get a translation for these notes in English?
 
GaryGray said:
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That is absolute chicken scratch but better than expected. Ralph must be on a massive dry spell because he cannot get trannys off the brain. Not sure why Ralph has latched onto the word dapper as of late. The pot should not be called the kettle an "ugly fat bitch in horizontal black stripes" while wearing a stripped baseball jersey. Good to know this has been a money sink of a trip.
Maybe Ralph can make something of this there are plenty of places in MN worth doing an IRL stream. There is the Mall of America (he could go find the Harmon Killebew seat still nailed to the wall as well as the home plate from the original stadium before it was torn down for the mall) , the MN State Fair (everything is deep fried and on a stick), and even St. Floyd's memorial site. For a bit of a history stream he could go to Fort Snelling which is right next to the airport. If he was really down bad he could tease a high end donation goal to go stream from outside Jim's driveway.
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Since he's stuck there until someone pays his way back into exile Rage Pig should take in the Mayfair CornFest.
 
GaryGray said:
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That is absolute chicken scratch but better than expected. Ralph must be on a massive dry spell because he cannot get trannys off the brain. Not sure why Ralph has latched onto the word dapper as of late. The pot should not be called the kettle an "ugly fat bitch in horizontal black stripes" while wearing a stripped baseball jersey. Good to know this has been a money sink of a trip.
Maybe Ralph can make something of this there are plenty of places in MN worth doing an IRL stream. There is the Mall of America (he could go find the Harmon Killebew seat still nailed to the wall as well as the home plate from the original stadium before it was torn down for the mall) , the MN State Fair (everything is deep fried and on a stick), and even St. Floyd's memorial site. For a bit of a history stream he could go to Fort Snelling which is right next to the airport. If he was really down bad he could tease a high end donation goal to go stream from outside Jim's driveway.
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Couldn't afford a 99 cent legal pad so he just used printer paper stolen from a library
 
PS2 Nishiki said:
Can we get a translation for these notes in English?
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I put it into https://www.onlineocr.net/
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