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God the Quartering is such an attention hungry soy drenched faggot, he is basically Captain Specks without 7355 gas refills.
🔗 Crossover Ethan Ralph vs. Nick Rekieta & Elijah Schaffer - Current status: Nick Rekieta exposed for having a more attractive wife, big L.
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Keranu
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It would have been awesome to actually see him waddle off set as opposed to his standard hang up or close the stream fast routine so he can leave some doubt.
I don't even remember if Jack Murphy walked off. If he did, he probably stayed in the hot seat longer than Ralph would have. Asking Ralph his flag count is enough to cause a rage quit.
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Let's be real, if Ralph walked into the studio and saw Rekieta sitting there with a shit eating grin, he'd start seething and turn his fat ass right back around to his bowling alley hugbox.
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So you’re telling me that fat grifting nigger the Quartering is responsible for my Lulz getting ruined? WTF that would have been the best timeline having Reiketa there surprising Ralph on livestream, in front of bewildered normies. Most kino event of the year so far. I’d bet the rage would have sent the Gunt a’hollerin on twitter again.
Instead Quarter-Pounder and his soy voice ruins the fun. Fuck you Jeremy. Remember when Metokur and Keemstar gang-raped you on your own livestream and you were incapable of bantering and rolled over like a beta? I do.
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Relax. QP only brought this up after Gunt cancelled; he's not responsible for it. If you want to blame anyone, blame IP2's Alice for not holding back her #MeTooing of Ralph until next week.
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Let's be real, Ralph cancelled not because he has to "set up the Kingpin event" but because he is a scared pussy ass bitch who was already having nightmares about possibly having to face Rekieta in person. A real man isn't afraid of confrontation, but Ralph knows that Rekieta would make him cry again just like Metokur did and he's also like 6'4 so Ralph would be a crying little midge next to him. He never would have gone on that show after how badly daddy Jim wooped his ass, he is now forever scared.
Christorian X
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That and, you know, the video of a girl saying he raped her followed by a video of himself proudly endorsing that type of behavior. He'd lost before he even walked in the door.
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As much as I hate the Quartering, Ralph never had any intention to show up. A month or two ago he agreed to go on the show while highly intoxicated and only because he is an internet tough guy, probably regretted it immediately the next day since it's an actual IRL show, a show that wouldn't have had special considerations, wouldn't have held back superchats, would have probably asked some questions that he can't answer, he knew that it didn't go so well for Fuentes, that Murphy had already made an ass of himself on it and gone viral, that they have a relatively large audience, etc.
He couldn't just cancel it right away though, so he waited until the last minute, if the baby hadn't been born it would have been because of the wedding, or the pregnancy, if not then for some other reason.
He would have claimed that he was trying to reschedule but didn't have time to travel down to Dallas right now, maybe in a few months, "next time" he's in Dallas or whatever and eventually the whole thing would have been forgotten.
He couldn't just cancel it right away though, so he waited until the last minute, if the baby hadn't been born it would have been because of the wedding, or the pregnancy, if not then for some other reason.
He would have claimed that he was trying to reschedule but didn't have time to travel down to Dallas right now, maybe in a few months, "next time" he's in Dallas or whatever and eventually the whole thing would have been forgotten.
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Not to mention a show with a professional studio and good lighting. By just sitting there he'd be exposed as even more fat and grotesque than we previously thought. It's not his darkened KS studio where he can put on a hat and sunglasses to hide his mangled face.
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I genuinely wonder what TonkaSaw thinks about this. When Tonka ran he was facing an actual physical threat/fight. Ralph runs from mean words. It's sad that Tonka could come out of hiding and shit on him and somehow seem like less of a coward than Ralph.
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Schafer kind of seems like a gatekeeper to the normies in a way and he really likes humilating freakshows. The way he got such joy from calling out Nick as non white and little latinx boy was very entertaning.
Nick said something like im white and schafer was like really? Your name is Fuentes and Fuentes then said im italian irish some would call me 0% white and Schafer said yea i would.
I would except the Ralph showing to be more of that if it happend.
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The Quartering is the kind of faggot who always has to run his mouth even when he’s got nothing to say. Why anyone would include him in their plans I have no idea.
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It takes him 38 seconds into a drama video to mention that he admires Tucker Carlson (for reasons that are nothing to do with the drama).
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Cliffnotes: Ralph nervously blathers while constantly gulping and drawing out words in his vocal fry-ass voice. Imagine shitting on @Null for having vocal fry when this nigger sounds like this. His voice is as fucked as his eyes. Also love how he admits he lied about cancelling because of his daughter....it was because he had a "bad feeling", AKA he was afraid. It's over for Gunt.
I will give him credit for comparing the Quartering to Grimace, that gave me a chuckle.
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Someone tell Ralph that it's 2022 which means that, even if you still enjoy cracking gay jokes, it's not a particularly salacious story when someone is secretly gay or even comes out anymore.
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his left eye is absolutely fucked and the left side of his face is more tense than the right one, stroke confirmed
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Y'all buried the lede; Ralph spends like two-thirds of the video accusing Schaffer of being gay and participating in gay orgies - solely on basis of rumor. He says he was going to keep this in his "back pocket" and bring it out if he felt he was going to be ambushed or something like that - good ol' "you go low, I go lower." And now that the ops with Rekieta have been revealed, he's releasing the allegations in video form.
Ralphy boy, even giving you the benefit of the doubt that these rumors are true… nobody but your sped friends in AF and their obvious closet-case of a leader cares about anyone being gay. The face of the puritanical wing of conservatism are just a bunch of hypocrites like you and everyone's disillusioned with that nonsense now. Now, nobody cares how many (adult, consenting) poles a dude's smoked so long as they're in favor of lowering taxes and keeping us out of war. You're throwing in with a dying "movement" that has no momentum outside of the Internet, and not much left inside of it either.
And you know what? I don't even believe you. I don't think you care about saving the huwite race. I don't think you care about sexual purity - we all know you don't care. Why keep up the charade? Why not be yourself, someone who is probably more aligned with the current mainstream of American nationalist/conservative politics anyway? I don't get it.
So yes, Schaffer and Rekieta were planning some gay ops, but so was Ralph, and his were going to be a lot less interesting and funny.
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