🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Shakka Ahmose said:
to be fair he said "go for it"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7qD6GIfrXbQ:1580
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Yeah, that’s true. It just seems like a bad idea to drop any info unless it’s everything.

in other news
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if this is a woman, good lord is that an unfortunate face. Also, that hairline :story:
 
Iroha Isshiki said:
Haven't watched Galactic Heroes, but I'm sure he'll say some dumb shit about it. Anyone watch it yet?
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If it's the original one it's really good and daddy Jim recommends it all the time, which is probably why Ralph is watching it. I doubt he'll sit through the entire show though. It's long af and he'd probably find it boring and not understand it.

If you're into politics you'd absolutely love it. If you're into libertarianism, not so much.
 
The stream is ready, Ethan's chat's as dead as ever pre stream. Just waiting on the gunted man to show up if he hasn't nodded off. Lets hope Reethan finally loses his shit at Warski or Gator.
 
you knoq paypigs constantly leaking stuff to multiple users has me thinking the joke about gunt guard being his biggest trolls in disguise more plausible, even gaytor bullied ralph about his shortly imminent death, this fuckers entire life might be the fucking alt right truman show, even his former gf is an alawg gunt posting in private. in fact i wouldnt doubt if ralph caught gaytor on an "ironic" kf account leading gaytor to keep his cover by pretending it was info gathering and offering to read his thread to him

fucking imagine all the hilarious memes being made about gaytor being from gaytor himself
 
He's definitely not mad, guys.

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This was at 10:07, by the way.

EDIT: "Better than 60% chance" he will be in Phoenix this weekend.
 
MeltyTW said:
you knoq paypigs constantly leaking stuff to multiple users has me thinking the joke about gunt guard being his biggest trolls in disguise more plausible, even gaytor bullied ralph about his shortly imminent death, this fuckers entire life might be the fucking alt right truman show, even his former gf is an alawg gunt posting in private. in fact i wouldnt doubt if ralph caught gaytor on an "ironic" kf account leading gaytor to keep his cover by pretending it was info gathering and offering to read his thread to him

fucking imagine all the hilarious memes being made about gaytor being from gaytor himself
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You’re Gator aren’t you?
 
Larry Ridgeway is on and has, by his own account, had at least 8 beers "to pregame".

💊 💊 💊

EDIT: Ethan is wearing a Mickey Mouse t-shirt and claims Faith gave it to him. She has yet to appear on camera or microphone.

EDIT 2: Larry is actually hammered and is still drinking even now.
 
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itsoktobewhite said:
Yeah, that’s true. It just seems like a bad idea to drop any info unless it’s everything.

in other news
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if this is a woman, good lord is that an unfortunate face. Also, that hairline :story:
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Even though its Digibros ex, keep in mind that Ralph is trying to hit that. It shows how much of a snake he is, trying to fuck an friends ex gf. This Gunt uses everyone and its only matter of time until Gator gets thrown under the bus.
 
Dlive has removed the Earnings tab.
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Edit - The python script I was given before in this thread still works. Here it is again:
Code: 
import requests
import json
import re

displayname = 'theralphretort'

after = '99999999999'
csv = open(displayname + '-earnings.csv', 'w')
csv.write('id,sender,recipient,amount,timestamp\n')
pattern = re.compile('@([^\s]+) donated (\d+) LEMON\(s\) to post ([^\+]+)\+.*')

while after != '':
    earnings = json.loads(requests.post('https://graphigo.prd.dlive.tv/',data=
    '{"operationName":"LivestreamProfileWallet","variables":{"displayname":"' 
    + displayname + '","first":20,"isLoggedIn":false,"after":"' + after + '"},' +
    '"extensions":{"persistedQuery":{"version":1,"sha256Hash":' +
    '"bea6cdfec46735f1d7510acc1cd0823585dfb7feb6b20ecba886fd678b60c699"}}}').text)
    
    earnings = earnings['data']['userByDisplayName']['transactions']
    after = earnings['pageInfo']['endCursor']
    for transaction in earnings['list']:
        match = pattern.match(transaction['description'])
        if bool(match):
            csv.write(transaction['seq'] + ',')
            csv.write(match.group(1) + ',')
            csv.write(match.group(3) + ',')
            csv.write(match.group(2) + ',')
            csv.write(transaction['createdAt'] + '\n')
csv.close()
 
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Ralph is holding another karaoke show featuring Frank Asshole, Dick Molestation, Screech Rackets, Jim Choad and Tacos. Who the fuck would listen to these losers butcher songs especially after listening to Ralph's angelic voice?
 
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