🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Berb said:
He'll be talking shit about the baby within two weeks of it exiting Faith
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I'd say the same day. Some sped is going to weigh in on it being too small/underweight/jaundiced or how the phrenological shape of its skull lends credence to the theory that it's a crypto-jew and this was all a Godwinson op or something and won't know how to deal with it.
 
Kaiser Aura said:
He's resorted to telling chat to "square up" and to fight him irl. My fucking sides are in orbit yet again. And imagine your winning play is "i HaVe A fAmIlY aNd YoUrE aLl JeAlOuS!!"

A family. Family. A FUCKING FAMILY. Something the majority of people have in some way shape or form. Whoooooo boy Gunt, you're out there killin it!
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Why is this a thing now?

People look up to happy families and two people who love each other and do things the right way/have their shit together. Ralph you are a white nigger with a father who died embarrassed of how much of a failure you were/are and you are creating a broken family with a child that is going to hate his alcoholic deadbeat father and alog the fuck out of you. Your mother also fucking hates you because despite all the pain she went through shitting you out, you won't even fucking drive her to appointments or wash fucking dishes.
 
Congratulations Ethan Oliver Ralph of Richmond Virginia, you're now the owner of a 3000 page thread. I hope one day your son gets to read through it in its entirety,
 
Did everyone enjoy the Killstream Pandemic Special?
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Page 3000 get

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Fai Fai!
(Fai Fai!)
See, Fai Fai, all the guys would say she's a child bride
(child bride!)
But child bride only got you attention half the time
And the other half either got you knocked up, or coming up short
Yeah, dig this now, even though
(even though)
You need a playskool calculator to divide
(to divide)
The time it took to look inside and realize
That real guys go for real down syndrome girls, yeah

I know you like to think your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer, see
roses really smell like your poo-o-o
Yeah, roses really smell IT'S NAWT TRUUUUUU
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Berb said:
Congratulations Ethan Oliver Ralph of Richmond Virginia, you're now the owner of a 3000 page thread. I hope one day your son gets to read through it in its entirety,
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What a year it has been for the Gunt. When the year started we were only on page 858. We had only reached page 1000 a little less than five months ago.
 
Berb said:
Congratulations Ethan Oliver Ralph of Richmond Virginia, you're now the owner of a 3000 page thread. I hope one day your son gets to read through it in its entirety,
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Nearly 3 times the size of Sargon's thread, and he's done the last 2000 pages in like 3 months. He's the gift that never stops sperging.
 
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