🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Psicopax said:
I don't remember who requested the Shooting Star video but here it is.
I'll make a censored version a little later.

Ralph Shooting Star Uncensored.mp4
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I have just come home from a pleasant night of carousing and that ending made me shoot beer out of my nose.

Thank you.
 
Back to the topic can we just acknowledge the hard work the kiwis are doing with the gunt dance meme? I'm proud of you guys. Is there a green screen template on YouTube?
 
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Gunty worried Dlive is going to get Healstreamed/Stream.me'd
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Mr. Manchester said:
Gator is walking a fine line between being a cool guy on the internet and keeping the gunt from being passed at him. He's fucking up the first part, and at some point Ralph is going to go on a binge and read those tweets and throw a fit. Gator is such a fag.
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No he needs gator who else is gonna read the hottakes on KF for him. I imagine its not a lot of people who orbit the gunt can read.

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To be fair to JMK, so are you, Spectre.
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Hey one of them was atleast smart enough to see trough the polish jew
Sidenote earjuices music fucking suck even as "funny" parody songs, they make my ears bleed.

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Our gayop is proceding just as planned guys! The guy we planted as a paypig to get ralphs trust is now being more reguarly retweeted then Gaydor. Next stage is too get him in to Ralphs personal circle to get him to become a capo

EDIT : Fuck guys i blew it, i meant to post this in the discord server, please don´t demote me to sweeper. Our asset has been compromised. I repeat the goose is loose. I repeat the trashburger stayed in the trash.
 
WhimsicalTrolli said:
Back to the topic can we just acknowledge the hard out the kiwis are doing with the gunt dance meme? I'm proud of you guys. Is there a green screen template on YouTube?
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Not on youtube as far as i know, but i have the greenscreens and a lot of the memes made in here


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I have just come home from a pleasant night of carousing and that ending made me shoot beer out of my nose.

Thank you.
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My pleasure buddy!
 
>JMK is a schizo
>JMK is an autist
I dont care if he is drooling on his floor like mama JF, he is a faggot and when he says dumb shit he will be harvested. Noone is gonna fondle his balls so why in the fuck are you trying to diagnose him Bryan ? You aint his therapist so get over it. Anyhow dumb shit aside its gonna be a slow day today but probably new gunt meltdown is coming tomorrow if gunt keeps a consistent meltdown schedule (he does)

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Gunty worried Dlive is going to get Healstreamed/Stream.me'd
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See the thing is Gunty noone is going to care about you or any of your grifter friends being deplatformed other than your most stern guntguards. You try to deplatform everyone that even has a perceived slight against you, you got so many people banned on both stream.me and dlive, you are the last guy that has a say in deplatforming. What a fucking joke. No fucking sympathy i wish dlive gets lynched and both you and your guntguards die in the street.
 
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@theralph nigga this man is becoming unhinged and has enough ordinance to lay waste to Guntsville while your only gun is at most a black powder rifle, nigga run!
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He can't have a black powder gun. In Virginia, only non-violent felons can have them.

https://johnpierceesq.com/non-violent-felons-in-virginia-may-now-own-certain-black-powder-firearms/

Under § 17.1-805, a ‘violent felony’ encompasses an incredible number of criminal offenses. I will not enumerate them each individually here because it would render the article too long but I will point out that the list does contain offenses which a reasonable person might not consider to be violent, such as ‘damaging a railroad signal’.
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Now we know ralph was charged under 18.2-57.

Let's look at 17.1-805 to see if it's listed as 'a violent felony'

https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/17.1-805/

For purposes of this chapter, violent felony offenses shall include any felony violation of § 16.1-253.2; solicitation to commit murder under § 18.2-29; any violation of § 18.2-31, 18.2-32, 18.2-32.1, 18.2-32.2, 18.2-33, or 18.2-35; any violation of subsection B of § 18.2-36.1; any violation of § 18.2-40 or 18.2-41; any violation of clause (c)(i) or (ii) of subsection B of § 18.2-46.3; any violation of § 18.2-46.5, 18.2-46.6, or 18.2-46.7; any Class 5 felony violation of § 18.2-47; any felony violation of § 18.2-48, 18.2-48.1, or 18.2-49; any violation of § 18.2-51, 18.2-51.1, 18.2-51.2, 18.2-51.3, 18.2-51.4, 18.2-51.6, 18.2-52, 18.2-52.1, 18.2-53, 18.2-53.1, 18.2-54.1, 18.2-54.2, or 18.2-55; any violation of subsection B of § 18.2-57;
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I.e. it turns out assault on a police officer is a violent felony and violent felons are not allowed to have black powder weapons.
 
A small note about the landlord. Mirzakandov is a Russian-Jewish name.
I wonder how he'd feel about the frequent takes about small hats on the Squealstream.
 
hawkisnight said:
Are there background checks when buying a black powder gun though?
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I believe the bo'sun checks in his book to see if you have any outstanding black spots against your name and checks your peg leg for an ankle bracelet. Also if your parrot mentions any pertinent facts about your trustworthiness with firearms the bo'sun will no doubt take those into account.
 
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