🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Pikimon]

lmao owned let's tell all his future employers about it for the rest of his life

"future employers"

 

[TL 611]

lmao owned let's tell all his future employers about it for the rest of his life

Its a felony* charge, if he's found guilty we wont even have to ayyy.

He'll have to tell them himself

 

[Splendid]

How the fuck did he even get a chance to get a federal charge on this? Did he assault someone from the FBI?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

It's about ethics

 

[Frozen Space Faggot]

Is it a federal charge? The code section he's charged under is a Virginia code, but I'm not familiar with US rules on reporting this stuff- I imagine, as it's a felony he's going to have to report it to employers regardless.

Also, the only J. Chavez I could find as a VA law enforcement officer is a guy working at Northern VA Community College- seems he went to town on a campus cop:

http://state-employees.findthedata.com/l/53904/John-Chavez

 

[AnOminous]

Its a federal charge, if he's found guilty we wont even have to ayyy.

He'll have to tell them himself

18.2-57 is a Virginia criminal statute and the website is a Virginia court. Not federal. In fact, that's exactly the statewide computer system Chris's charges were on.

 

[HG 400]

Its a federal charge

No it isn't you worthless toilet.

 

[Null]

Ethan's
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Can't independently verify this case exists.

https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/criminalCivilCaseSearch.do

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

Ethan's
GC16004122-00

Template:
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Can't independently verify this case exists.

https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/criminalCivilCaseSearch.do

I found this earlier (not sure if linking it will work):
https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/gd...52463&clientSearchCounter=3&localFipsCode=107

 

[Frozen Space Faggot]

Ethan's
GC16004122-00

Template:
GC00000000-00

Can't independently verify this case exists.

https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/criminalCivilCaseSearch.do

It appears for me- the case is in Loudoun General District Court and shows up for the case number on search

 

[HG 400]

Verified, it's Loudoun General District Court.

I found out which county it was by checking ED, who helpfully had the county court name in their screenshot header. ED is really a very useful resource in ways Kiwi Farms will never be and it's run by smart and attractive people.

 

[JU 199]

The officers where part of the cuckspiracy I guess

Also-

http://www.gamertics.com/creator-of...n-ralph-jailed-for-assault-on-law-enforcment/

 

[TL 611]

No it isn't you worthless toilet.

18.2-57 is a Virginia criminal statute and the website is a Virginia court. Not federal. In fact, that's exactly the statewide computer system Chris's charges were on.

Derp, edited out my redardation, I meant it's a felony*

 

[HG 400]

Null: FINALLY
Null: FINALLY
Null: FUCKING
Null: FOUND IT
Dynastia: @Null, ya we found it ages ago
Null: HAD TO GO THROUGH 50 FUCKING COURTS
Melchett: @Null, Dyn posted it
Null: BUT I FOUND IT
Null: wow
Null: WOW
Null: WOW
Null: WO
Null: how
Melchett: lmao
Dynastia: dude it was in the ED screenshot
Null: you didn't tag me!?
Melchett: ED had it
Eponine: @Null, calm down
Null: THE COUNTY?
Null: FUCK YOU
Null: wow
Melchett: hahah
Eponine: breathe

@Dynastia has been kicked from room by @Null.
Null: nigger

Null should really leave digging and verifying shit to his experts and not go off trying to do it himself tbh it's embarrassing.

 

[AnOminous]

Verified, it's Loudoun General District Court.

View attachment 131759

I found out which county it was by checking ED, who helpfully had the county court name in their screenshot header. ED is really a very useful resource in ways Kiwi Farms will never be and it's run by smart and attractive people.

Lol public swearing.

What a winner.

 

[HG 400]

Null should really leave digging and verifying shit to his experts

Alternatively he could just leave it to ED they're really quite good at it.

 

[Null]

https://lolcow.news/2016/09/05/etha...retort-is-arrested-for-assaulting-an-officer/

I'm a great writer tbh fam

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

It's about ethics in drunkenly brawling with cops

 

[Null]

Uh, is that a docket for two offenses? He assaulted two individual police officers at once?

 

[selere]

Ralph and Nick Bate should fight to death in prison. The lolcow arena, the victor gets released.