🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Freeman]

Jim telling Gator to lay off the soundboard. I'll never doubt him again.

 

[babblesnip]

I can promise Waffle House employees have seen far stranger than this bunch.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Somebody superchat Ralph and get him to release the full audio recording of Jim, Failure, Vamp, and Tonka.

Someone clip it too please.

 

[Tobias]

Please tell me im not the only one who thinks andy looks exceptional in this trailer?

Punch through your opponent not up to your opponent.

 

[lowkey]

Why does he have so many wrinkles on his fat?

The usual reason is because they used to be fatter.

I watched boogie on repeat saying "it's all loosy goosy! I look like an old wrinkly man! I lost x hundred pounds and people still call me fat! Stop bodyshaming me! Stop bodyshaming meeee!

It was the best motivation to workout. I think about that whenever I consider slacking on a workout now. The desperation in his voice. The sheer terror of avoidable life consequences, but only a limited way back that has the scars of the past in it.

https://clips.twitch.tv/QuaintDignifiedScallionNotATK

 

[Chichan]

I can promise Waffle House employees have seen far stranger than this bunch.

Waffle houses are gross I remember some dude saying somewhere people got hep c from a waffle house. Just makes me wonder how nasty it has to be to give people an infection/disease.

 

[Schmeckel]

His pushups are clean, but those punches and moving.... man it's going to be fun to watch these fightflailings lol.

1:09 is the best part. That kick, lol.

The push-ups were alright. I was actually kinda surprised at how his back looked. If you just saw his back and he was flexing his traps and lats, you'd never guess he looked like a spastic skinny-fat in the front.

Either way, good on Andy for at least getting somewhat ready even if he looks fucking exceptional throwing punches like that. I've seen better form punches at those stupid cardio kickboxing classes.

 

[Freeman]

Masterson filling in for Ralph. Nice.

 

[Tobias]

Masterson filling in for Ralph. Nice.

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The PeenStream

 

[Sadge-itarius]

The usual reason is because they used to be fatter.

I watched boogie on repeat saying "it's all loosy goosy! I look like an old wrinkly man! I lost x hundred pounds and people still call me fat! Stop bodyshaming me! Stop bodyshaming meeee!

It was the best motivation to workout. I think about that whenever I consider slacking on a workout now. The desperation in his voice. The sheer terror of avoidable life consequences, but only a limited way back that has the scars of the past in it.

https://clips.twitch.tv/QuaintDignifiedScallionNotATK

Never before has a wrinkly butterball flailing his arms and crying about the internet meanies struck such a chord in my heart. Fuck, I better start working out.

Masterson filling in for Ralph. Nice. View attachment 647547

"Ralph is leaving behind a big toga to fill" is a good, subtle jab.

 

[lowkey]

I've seen better form punches at those stupid cardio kickboxing classes.

Ha ha, I always get a kick out of seeing girls doing that and feeling tough. "I do kickboxing". No, you do flail yoga.

 

[Love Soze]

Cross post from Warski's thread:

Andy just announced that me and Ethan Ralph are starting a new video series where they get together and do crazy shit. Ralph said it was basically going to be "Extended Knoxville".

 

[Least Concern]

Here's the Warski and Ralph IndieGoGo campaign.

Warski and Ralph- A series filmed across the US with your two favorite YouTube personalities

Whoa, hey, that's presumptuous.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Man I like Ralph a lot, but choosing the very stream where Andy's latest business venture is blowing up, in no small part due to Andy seeming being incapable of making even simple character judgments of people, to announce a new plan that is going to be funded by others is not a very good look.

I thought that them trying to turn every internet beef into a fight was going to be bad, but this is going to be a fucking disaster.

EDIT: I mean, Andy going to the wrong airport in the context that A) It was a one time thing and B) Tonka failed to even to make it the state. But if Ralph really wants to hitch his wagon to this train, he's going to have to deal with that sort of shit CONSTANTLY.

 

[Cinderblock]

Ralph didn't make the decision while sober... duh! Have you guys seen how many bottles he downed from his twitter pics?



(NOT A SPOILER-----> alot)

 

[Freeman]

but this is going to be a fucking disaster.

For them, for us a drunk and a retard going on a road trip while documenting everything has massive potential. Almost worth paying for, not quite, but almost.

 

[Least Concern]

Okay, Moon Man Ralph is making me laugh more than it should. Can the other three not hear him?

 

[John Carmack]

For them, for us a drunk and an exceptional individual going on a road trip while documenting everything has massive potential. Almost worth paying for, not quite, but almost.

Any potential it has will be inevitably snuffed out by Coach Cringepill shoehorning himself into every episode.

 

[Schmeckel]

So... Is this supposed show going to be like "Insomniac - with Dave Attell," but full of garbage memes, negative charisma, stuttering, and visible gunt flaps?

If so, I'll subscribe just to laugh at how awful it is.

 

[Least Concern]

Anyone know what Ralph is talking about with regards to something bad happening to Cheonny Boy today outside of drama with Andy?