🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Null said:
Ralph is officially blaming Gator, so I've issued a retraction to the front page like a proper primary resource.

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This corpulent sack of sadness is really trying to act like the farms is some sort of five star news organization. The same website that believed DSP was hiring some random hooker who pegged him. I realize Ethan has a case of the alcohol big dumb, but this is just weak.
Also Gator with the variant of "I was only pretending to be exceptional" is hilarious
 
Tea clips uploaded a clip of the former killstream co-host wildsmile. He mentions the time Ralph possibly masturbated to soph during a pillstream after he forgot to end the stream.
 
JasonBlahasHat said:
We’re talking a morbidly obese minor e celeb in his 30s (despite looking 50) taking advantage of a clearly sexually abused 18 year old girl straight out of high school here. I’d say that’s drama worthy.
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I wouldn't say Ralph taking advantage of anything seeing that smash piece. Tampon Jon himself wouldnt ask that fat slob about her menstrual cycles. That isnt even low hanging fruit, its literally like just picking a rotten apple of the ground and live streaming you eating it while telling everyone its delicious
 
Something something corn.

Something something Kiwi Farms is fake news REEEEEEEEEEE!

Something something this is all a part of my step-by-step 5-dimensional plan to defeat Josh Moon the Overlord once and for all!
 
itsoktobewhite said:
>they obsessively watch everything so they can cry about it later

the lack of self-awareness really is something
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What's funnier is that they don't realize that this is such classic lolcow behaviour.
Every lolcow dumb enough to comment about their thread REEEEEs about the "obsessive stalkers" in their thread just for discussing their public actions.
 
I see Gator is still pretty cringe. Imagine writing that shit and thinking that you're somehow triggering the Kiwis and owning the Kiwis, instead of looking like a petty sped.
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Goku 1000000 O said:
I see Gator is still pretty cringe. Imagine writing that shit and thinking that you're somehow triggering the Kiwis and owning the Kiwis, instead of looking like a petty sped.
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"Trigger the X, Own the X" is a natural school of school for socially inept spastics who desperately want to be seen as a "le epic internet troll/debater/alpha-chad" or as the "Destroyer of X", but with only the most token amounts of effort at actually being so, or understanding of what they're trying to "trigger" and "own" in the first place. It therefore leads them to make banal and/or cringey nonsense that is only liked by similar such spastics, and they end up making fools of themselves in increasingly desperate bids to "trigger" and/or "own" X by doing utterly asinine things because (they presume) X would hate and get mad about them.
 
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"Obsessively watch everything"
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Accuses others of obsessing while he stalks his thread and squawks about how Not Mad ™ he is. Accuses Null of being a pedophile, gets caught in his own scandal involving an underage woman. Accuses others of a-logging when they call him out for his behavior, despite being the host of the KILLSTREAM, a podcast built on internet bloodsports. Ethan Ralph can dish it, but..

Everything he accuses others of he does himself. Every single criticism is a projection. It's predictable, it's routine. If you want to know what kind of fuckery Ralph is up to behind the scenes, just look at what he accuses others of publically. Don't take up poker, Ralph.
 
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Accuses others of obsessing while he stalks his thread and squawks about how Not Mad ™ he is. Accuses Null of being a pedophile, gets caught in his own scandal involving an underage woman. Accuses others of a-logging when they call him out for his behavior, despite being the host of the KILLSTREAM, a podcast built on internet bloodsports. Ethan Ralph can dish it, but..
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...he doesn't have the balls to be sacrificed for the good of the great corn harvest.

He also can't stop himself from projecting.
 
Null said:
Ralph is officially blaming Gator, so I've issued a retraction to the front page like a proper primary resource.

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UPDATE: Fat autistic retard still seething over man running site about making fun of fat autistic retards, now celebrating victory because he didn't write a seething article and nobody noticed because of his reputation of being a fat autistic seething retard
 
"Ralph makes too many enemies and lashing out all the time is killing his show"

"FUCK YOU I DON'T FAGGOT YOU'RE A PEDO AND YOUR DICK DOESN'T WORK"

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