Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

[BlankSpaceBaby]

Well, I'm certainly not pre-ordering! Will likely pirate it out of curiosity, though.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

showing off the character customising

Those hips would make even Jesus cry.




So bland...

you can also be top-less





Good luck trying to "roleplay" an evil or neutral character since even the assassin, Only became an assassin to free slavers and kill mean evil slave owners.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Look how they massacred the Qunari. They turned them into humans with horns.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Apparently some NDA just got lifted and now some creators get to post about the preview versions they got to play.

 

[Roggishi]

Why so much fucking purple

 

[FiveStarAce]

Why so much fucking purple

It's the color of sexual Frustration, so basically the color of what's left of Biowares fanbase

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

of course. its current year+8

YOOO, WHAT THE FUCK!?

 

[Weltraumfürst]

Face meshes look genuinely pretty good, ngl. But, holy hell, what are these bodies? And what are these horned humans and what happened to the Quinari?

 

[Mola Ram]

of course. its current year+8

This upset me way more than it ought to. I have a visceral reaction to those scars, especially when they're flaunted in media. But the implications are absolutely looney tunes. Who in Thedas is doing fucking mastectomies?!?! Other than blood mages, I mean.

 

[The Doom Slayer]

Everything about this game looks absolutely revolting.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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of course. its current year+8

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=6kK32KJSATo:571
YOOO, WHAT THE FUCK!?

This game has tranny flag colored excrements smeared all over it. Fucking disgusting! This is what happens when trannies are in charge. Evil cannot create, it can only mock and twist someone elses creation.

Bioware needs to 41% itself. It was turned into a tranny infested stink ditch.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I mean I already wasn't going to play this trash, but Jesus Christ. Hopefully the Concord bros can work their magic again (by just not doing anything).

 

[LovisXVI]

"top surgery" scars, vitiligo, and cellulite are all signs of pure cursed in a character creator. A sign that says "do not pass, abandon all hope ye who enter here".

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

"top surgery" scars, vitiligo, and cellulite are all signs of pure cursed in a character creator. A sign that says "do not pass, abandon all hope ye who enter here".

Makes me wonder why they didn't include neovag man-holes, roid clits and fake dicks attached to female character's crotches.

 

[Maude Snew]

What all this and no massive thigh scar where they blood magicked the skin to construct a magic dick? For shame Bioware should change it to Bigotware.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

You can have zippertits and be an enby but you can't have Qunari look like Qunari. These dumb alphabet fuckers can do all that but not this.

 

[Asian tech support]

Nothing but goblinos and twinks, all uggo. Looks extremely plastic. This will absolutely sell to the same demographic of faggot who obsesses over their BG3 character.

 

[Kharash]

I think I monkeypawed this into existence by finally getting my shortstack dwarf romance option.
I apologize to all of you and David Gaider. You were right.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Will this finally be enough to kill bioware?

 

[Xev]

Jeez I guess bioware isn't dead it just trooned out