Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Dizzydent said:
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I figured out what brianna was talking about with the welding and fencing and masonry bullshit and oxy acetelyne torch and auger...
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He's going to use the oxy acetelyene torch to cut down those railings in the front of the house since they look like public infrastucture railings in parks and schools. Which is hilarious but he also just found out an angle grinder exists so maybe he'll make a better purchase, but anything is possible. then the masonry is probably that he doesn't like that concrete retaining wall and stairs either in front of the house and if you remove the railings you're going to have to tear up the foundation too or else you just have jagged melted metal sticking out of the ground where the railings use to be.

I 'm pretty sure hes going to rip all that concrete up and i guess try his hand at masonry and try to build something out of it. Expect pictures of Bri and Frank in the front yard smashing everything up with sledge hammers a la scream face before they realize that the concrete is neccesary to keep their yard from caving into their lawn due to the difference in height between the two and and then have no idea how to pour a foundation when they just destroyed a perfectly good one. The fencing would be replacing the existing stuff but might as well buy an auger... Best thing is it's all going to happen in their front yard with the neighbors getting to watch. Bri's got big plans.
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I am so anticipating the Wu Money Pit Saga, where all the problems Bri-Bri inflicts on the house with her hilarious incompetence will be blamed on shoddy workmanship by the builders and defects the previous owners concealed. Rest assured none of it will be John's fault, or the fault of his acetylene torch.
 
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Mola Ram said:
I am so anticipating the Wu Money Pit Saga, where all the problems Bri-Bri inflicts on the house with her hilarious incompetence will be blamed on shoddy workmanship by the builders and defects the previous owners concealed. Rest assured none of it will be John's fault, or the fault of his acetylene torch.
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Oh absolutely, any issues that pop up will 100% be the fault of the builder of that late 60's/early 70's vintage split level. That the builder couldn't possibly have anticipated that a giant tottering ghoul would choose to lair in that house nearly 50 years after it's completion will have Flu screeching on twatter about his gross incompetence, and his total disregard for LGBTWTFBBQ people. Also, he was probably a founding member of gamergate.

At least Flu has an actual garage for his porches now, so he can do all his "damned good" mechanicing out of sight of the rest of the neighborhood.
 
Mola Ram said:
I am so anticipating the Wu Money Pit Saga, where all the problems Bri-Bri inflicts on the house with her hilarious incompetence will be blamed on shoddy workmanship by the builders and defects the previous owners concealed. Rest assured none of it will be John's fault, or the fault of his acetylene torch.
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He’s going to irreparably damage the house in some way, leading to thousands of dollars in work to fix for the next owner. Making the house a loss for him and Frank.
 
Oh look, it's Wu's massive volunteer army at another event.

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In a shoutout to Wu's incredible tech skill that led her to somehow upload a screenshot of her phone while it was displaying the photo, I thought I'd upload a picture of the paintbrush window I used to crop the photo. I am after all also a software engineer.
 
Dizzydent said:
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To the tune of "Our House," by Madness.

Frankie wears his screamface best
Brianna’s tired, she needs a rest
From all her playing pro-class Peggle

Rocket’s crying in her sleep (ah)
Crash is lying 6 feet deep
He couldn't hang around

Our gouge, where a penis used to be
Our gouge, where a penis used to

Our gouge, it has a sound
There's always something leaking
And it's usually quite foul

Our Bri she's so Porche-proud
Nothing ever slows her down
‘Cept the bollards on the ground

Our gouge, where a penis used to be
Our gouge, where a penis used to
Our gouge, where a penis used to be
Our gouge, where a penis used to (something tells you that you've got to move away from it)

Frankie gets up at 5 for work
Brianna snores ‘cause she’s a jerk
Know she’ll be in bed ‘till noon

Wakes only to tweet “Resist!” (ah)
There’s not a problem she can’t fix
In stupid ways

Our gouge, where a penis used to be
Our gouge, where a penis used to

I remember way back then
When Bri still had a cock and when
He would have such a very gay time
Such a queer time
Such a wacky time

And I remember how he'd play
With Frankie’s tiny wang all day
Then they'd say
“Nothing can come between us...
Not even Bri’s penis.”

Frankie wears his screamface best
Brianna’s tired, she needs a rest
From all her tweeting blatant lies

Rocket’s crying in her sleep (ah)
Crash is lying 6 feet deep
He couldn't hang around

Our gouge, where a penis used to be
Our gouge, where a penis used to be
Our gouge, where a penis used to be
Our gouge, where a penis used to

Our house, covered in dust two inches deep
Our house, smells like lube and Bichon pee
Our house, quick take a pic and send a tweet
Our house, is the disgrace of our street
Our house, in the middle of our street, our house
 
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Particle Bored said:
To the tune of "Our House," by Madness.

Frankie wears his screamface best
Brianna’s tired, she needs a rest
From all her playing pro-class Peggle

Rocket’s crying in her sleep (ah)
Crash is lying 6 feet deep
He couldn't hang around

Our gouge, where a penis used to be
Our gouge, where a penis used to

Our gouge, it has a sound
There's always something leaking
And it's usually quite foul

Our Bri she's so Porche-proud
Nothing ever slows her down
‘Cept the bollards on the ground

Our gouge, where a penis used to be
Our gouge, where a penis used to
Our gouge, where a penis used to be
Our gouge, where a penis used to (something tells you that you've got to move away from it)

Frankie gets up at 5 for work
Brianna snores ‘cause she’s a jerk
Know she’ll be in bed ‘till noon

Wakes only to tweet “Resist!” (ah)
There’s not a problem she can’t fix
In stupid ways

Our gouge, where a penis used to be
Our gouge, where a penis used to

I remember way back then
When Bri still had a cock and when
He would have such a very gay time
Such a queer time
Such a wacky time

And I remember how he'd play
With Frankie’s tiny wang all day
Then they'd say
“Nothing can come between us...
Not even Bri’s penis.”

Frankie wears his screamface best
Brianna’s tired, she needs a rest
From all her tweeting blatant lies

Rocket’s crying in her sleep (ah)
Crash is lying 6 feet deep
He couldn't hang around

Our gouge, where a penis used to be
Our gouge, where a penis used to be
Our gouge, where a penis used to be
Our gouge, where a penis used to

Our house, covered in dust two inches deep
Our house, smells like lube and Bichon pee
Our house, quick take a pic and send a tweet
Our house, is the disgrace of our street
Our house, in the middle of our street, our house
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I want to make an acoustic recording of that if I can get a mic I can already see the chords. And also that house was built in the 50s. It's in one of my last posts
 
I also anticipate John will make “wacky” design changes and remodels to fit his degenerate lifestyle and because he thinks they’re “cool” and that’s what a tranny engineer/game developer would do.

Norvic said:
Oh look, it's Wu's massive volunteer army at another event.

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In a shoutout to Wu's incredible tech skill that led her to somehow upload a screenshot of her phone while it was displaying the photo, I thought I'd upload a picture of the paintbrush window I used to crop the photo. I am after all also a software engineer.
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This raises a good point, John still has no ground game and no local volunteers. I know it’s early but where are the volunteers at the very least friends of John and Frank our holding signs and shit? Why isn’t he shrieking like last time for campaign volunteers if it’s “serious business” this time around?
 
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Norvic said:
Oh look, it's Wu's massive volunteer army at another event.

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In a shoutout to Wu's incredible tech skill that led her to somehow upload a screenshot of her phone while it was displaying the photo, I thought I'd upload a picture of the paintbrush window I used to crop the photo. I am after all also a software engineer.
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Can't Frank the screaming Mongoloid find even one other mentally challenged person to hold up a sign screaming like a fucking tard?
 
Kosher Dill said:
Fantastic work here. I think the "aunt" thing went unquestioned for so long because everyone assumed only family would put up with John Flynt.
It's interesting that he lived with at least two "aunts". I wonder just how many he burned through before finding Frank.


Well, he's definitely disowned at this point, but now I wonder just how that final split went down. I wonder if after peeling John off the pavement of Washington DC, Dr. Joel said something unspeakably rude like "Get a job", and John said "No way, I'm running away to join the circus ".
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The Circus is too dignified of a profession, they wouldn't even want John Flynt for the freakshow
 
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So what I'm hearing is that Stephen Lynch, as a recovering alcoholic, should also be extremely qualified to deal with the nation's addiction crisis.
And let's be real here, alcohol is a hell of a drug, makes John's Ambiens look like Flintstones chewable vitamins.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
What about the part where you chopped off your own cock tho?
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It would be nice if John would admit his mistakes, like being such an obsessed weirdo about some hashtag movement that doesn't matter to anyone that he made up lies, pretended to abandon his home over imaginary death threats, and even let his dog die out in the cold because he was too busy tweeting about autism to get a vet.
 
Man, this reminds me of the infamous Shed of Doom.

For the uninitiated:

Build to Fail, Fail to Build. What is this I don't even.....

I bring you this for your viewing pleasure. Constructikons and do-it-your-selfers may get an extra special kick out of this one. So, my landlord has taken it upon himself to build a 'toolshed'. For a roto-tiller. At least, that's the entirety of what he told us - there is, however, some...
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Peace and Harmony said:
What about the part where you chopped off your own cock tho?

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He left out one detail.
"I was addicted to "sleeping pills" but I have been sober for 15 years, don't even drink anymore and certainly don't do any drugs. I mean, I smoke weed now but that's purely medical, it's right there in the name, medical marijuana."

That's his loophole if questioned.
 
A slapfight between John and the Daily Wire? Sounds good to me!!

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lmfao Christianity driving your policy, is that so John?

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Also never forget that the other side is PURE EVIL and RAPES PUPPIES FOR FUN, whereas my side is GOOD and on the RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY

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