🔗 Crossover 5/21/23 Ali Jamals Birthday Bash!!! - Featuring Border Hopping Rent-a-Clown Ethan Ralph!

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Will the rent-a-clown make it to this asspies "special" event?

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Literal Tard Ali Jamal's birthday is coming up, and Jamal has invited his internet daddy Ethan Ralph+ groypers to his rich as fuck fathers home for his birthday! :biggrin:​

The Beginning:
If you're a fan of Ghost from True Capitalist Radio, you are well aware of the phenomenon of adult men who speak about big boy stuff like politics tend to attract an unreal amount of tards. well it's literally the same thing here, asspie who cant make any real connections IRL has been consumed by the AF movement and Ralphs gunt.

Setting the Stage:
Now normally if any tard went up to Ralph and said they were hosting a birthday party, he would obviously not give a shit. However, it just so happens that this tard is the son of a very wealthy family! And they live in a gigantic castle?! Ethan accepts the invitation, on the terms that it is disguised as one of his 5 star events (a "black tie affair") that just so happens to align on Ali's b-day.:tomgirl:
Wow! An awesome publicity event for Ralph to pretend he's filthy rich, literally handed to him on a silver platter! What could possibly go wro—
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The Betrayal:
It was revealed on Vicker's live stream that Jamals parents were sent a letter from Vickers himself about how terrible of a person Ralph is and to get their kid under control. Ralph was then contacted in private the next morning that all bets are off, Ralph immediately responds to this when he opened his show, putting it on the record that Ali is no longer part of the movement! :cryblood:

Jamals Father calls Ralph on air to tell him to leave his family alone:

Ralph then goes Scorched Earth:

Ali Jamal can be seen throughout the broadcast sending donos to ask Ralph to please talk to him and that his parents aren't mad at him anymore. 2 hours after the call with his father, Ralph finally caves and talks to Ali:



Redemption Arc: After crying to Mommy, Jamals Mother calls in and forgives Ralph:

(Still trying to find this clip, i saw it live but never recorded it, if anyone knows where it is please post it, should be hidden in this broadcast but maybe not https://rokfin.com/stream/29801/KILLSTREAM-THURSDAY-WORKDAY--KOMPOUND-DRAMA) Lost forever because Rofkin doesnt want to host Ralphs 10 hour long podcasts about nothing

The party is back on (for now) but who knows what could happen in the meantime...

3/23/23/ UPDATE!!: CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT THE MOST RECENT INFORMATION ON THIS TARDS BIRTHDAY BASH
 
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I cannot believe Ethan is 35-36?

This is how little kids behave, it's fuckin hilarious. He was that little fat kid who always got his way all grown'd up.
 
Grown man hanging out with his only friends, borderline tards and man-childs like beardsoy, checks out
 
:story: holy fuck man imagine being a white nationalist and seeing your leader, Ethan Ralph, beg Mexicans for a crack shack and beg poos to go to their tard sons birthday party.
 
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Where did this money come from? Whats the husband/Fathers job?

Clearly the wife is the pakistani version of a whore.

So the money has probably come from him, guessing mega corruption from Pakistan relief payments that the USA paid.
 
BigThaiGreenCurry said:
Where did this money come from? Whats the husband/Fathers job?

Clearly the wife is the pakistani version of a whore.

So the money has probably come from him, guessing mega corruption from Pakistan relief payments that the USA paid.
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I think they said his dad was a well known surgeon or something along those lines.
 
UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
If you're curious where Ali Jamal lives he was doxed by an article by his mom and that's highweey discowaging

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Amber Jamal's yahoo article
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Fuck me that house is disgusting to look at. It's like seeing a cheap plastic copy of a marble sculpture sold outside a museum by gypsies. Their house is a sick amalgamation of several elements of castles from various styles, time periods and cultures, clearly with no understanding of any of them - SAD

Like many such cases of rich people with no link to European culture that try to use it to seem classy and aristocratic...



...NO SOVL
 
My fucking sides. That absolutely ridiculous house surrounded by concrete. Leave it to sandniggers to have no taste.
 
SpergioLeonne said:
She fat.

Why’d people lie and say she was hot
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She's kinda cute. She's much better than anyone who orbits the Gunt usually.

The house though is... like a really ridiculous house from the Sims. Indians never understand that trees and a garden is by far more wealth displaying than concrete. They're so incapable of genuine taste.

But lol...
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That's the kinda photo you have at an Asian funeral. What's with the lack of frame?

Everything with Ralph involves Paki doctors.
 
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