2024 Republican Presidential Primary

[Epic Fail Man]

Welcome to the Republican presidential primary thread





Candidates:
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Donald Trump ​	Ron DeSantis ​	Vivek Ramaswamy ​	Mike Pence ​
Chris Christie ​	Nikki Haley ​	Tim Scott ​	Asa Hutchinson ​
Doug Burgum ​	Francis Suarez ​	Will Hurd ​	Larry Elder

I figured I'd make a thread here so everyone could sperg and discuss about it.​

 

[Night Crawler]

Trump is clearly going to win. Everyone else is massive faggot and wasting their time. If they want to spend a bunch of money to lose against Trump then it's on them. Watching Desantis turnout to be a wet fart has been funny though.

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

I'm not holding out hope, but I like Vivek a lot. He's the only one so far with an actual chance to be top 3 that doesn't sound like a mushmouth when he speaks and seems to have legitimate strategies for getting things he wants done. Plus, when people get mad about me voting red or say something bad about the president, I can call em big fuckin' racists. Shoe on the other foot, ObamaNiggers.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

6 of those candidates look like lizard people.
1 looks like he just ate a family of lizard people
and Nikki hayley looks like she's just opened the Ark of the Covenant

Trump will win, maybe.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I wouldn't be surprised if the party of losing gracefully vetos Trump out

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

I look forward for Trump to give every republican candidate a nickname. I only know the one he gave to Ron DeSantis

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

6 of those candidates look like lizard people.
1 looks like he just ate a family of lizard people
and Nikki hayley looks like she's just opened the Ark of the Covenant

Trump will win, maybe.

Nikkie Haley is fucking Tom Cruise in drag and you cannot convince otherwise

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Christie Chads rises up

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

not to double post, but I will add you forgot to put larry elder, you racist @Epic Fail Man

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Christie Chads rises up

Ghostler is a Christie Chad

 

[AgendaPoster]

Team Nikki bitches.
I want a female PoC to be the president of the US.
It has to be feminist, and intersectional.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I'm not holding out hope, but I like Vivek a lot. He's the only one so far with an actual chance to be top 3 that doesn't sound like a mushmouth when he speaks and seems to have legitimate strategies for getting things he wants done. Plus, when people get mad about me voting red or say something bad about the president, I can call em big fuckin' racists. Shoe on the other foot, ObamaNiggers.

I'm leaning towards Vivek too. I admit Trump was better than Obama and Biden, but he failed to drain the swamp and isn't that good at dealing with confrontation from world leaders. Also he's almost Biden's age.

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

One thing I haven’t seen discussed a lot is that Schiff wants to finish the trial for Orange Hitler weeks before Super Tuesday. It’s definitely not about the election though. There’s speculation floating around that they will investigate his campaign finances which would mean he wouldn’t be able to use them to you know actually campaign. I wonder what his fish head budget is?

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

I'm leaning towards Vivek too. I admit Trump was better than Obama and Biden, but he failed to drain the swamp and isn't that good at dealing with confrontation from world leaders. Also he's almost Biden's age.

I like a lot of what Vivek is saying, but I think he's fit to be Trump's VP, not the top of the ticket. Sorry, Christie Chads and Huchincels.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Larry Elder is running? If we can't get Trump I'd like him, I guess.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

they are all ugly and i would not have sex with them

 

[Epic Fail Man]

they are all ugly and i would not have sex with them

what about gigachad francis suarez?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

what about gigachad francis suarez?

okay i'll compromise and take him

 

[Clown College 2nd Year]

What in the piss is Christie even thinking trying to get back in, fuck that fatass. Francis Suarez looks like a long lost Bogdanoff cousin after plastic surgery. I do like Larry Elder I really do but I'm not sure...What can I do to make sure Mike Pence gets btfo like the piece of shit that he is?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

What in the piss is Christie even thinking trying to get back in, fuck that fatass. Francis Suarez looks like a long lost Bogdanoff cousin after plastic surgery. I do like Larry Elder I really do but I'm not sure...What can I do to make sure Mike Pence gets btfo like the piece of shit that he is?

i haven't been following any bit of the 2024 election but larry elder seems like someone i'd vote for. i'd only want trump back for the memes and to make da libs seethe.

i agree with a lot of his politics and seems like the most nuanced republican i've seen