Kiwi Farms inspired tarot cards

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Would you be interested in designing Lolcow themed tarot cards?

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AnimeGirlConnoisseur said:
Death: Correct me if I'm wrong (I'm just some persona fag), but isn't death supposed to be transformation rather than just death? I think that for if you want to use Sargon, the tower might be a better choice as the tower represents destruction/crisis.
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You're not wrong. Death is supposed to represent change for the better. After all, the tarot's are supposed to show us the "Fools Journey". Only edgemasters and David Cage think Death means actual death. That's reserved for the Tower, but it's not as cool to the eyes of a normie.

Sargon with a broken milkshake would be perfect for Tower. As for Death, i honestly think Wings would be a good fit. He's mostly turned things around for himself, right?
 
AnimeGirlConnoisseur said:
Death: Correct me if I'm wrong (I'm just some persona fag), but isn't death supposed to be transformation rather than just death? I think that for if you want to use Sargon, the tower might be a better choice as the tower represents destruction/crisis.
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You are correct about this. Death is about a transformation, typically perceived to be good but can be meant for just about anything. The most prevalent theme through all decks is that death is about leaving a "bad" situation behind (the death) and looking to the perceived good in the future. When Death is pulled it may be unexpected, so this could apply to anyone who doesn't know that they're going to have to face a transformation soon as well.

Also, different styles of decks can have different, more nuanced meanings for cards. I think it's good that we stuck with the idea of Rider-Waite because it's one of the most prevalent and generalized decks and works for most situations. I'm kind of a tarot f.ag so if you or anyone else has questions about the meaning of cards I can try to help. I own a couple of decks for fun and like to pull them out for readings at parties lol.

Edit: Just wanna add I think a good contender for Death could be Sammie Bushart. She's always leaving her old niggos behind and her 2 week old pregnancies too.
 
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A half assed mockup:

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Johnathan Yaniv seems like a natural fit for Justice or Judgement given how much time that fucker spends in various types of courts.
 
This is going into minor arcana, but I like Josh Wise for the Ace of Wands (Inspiration, new opportunities, growth, potential)
 
MaoBigDong said:
You are correct about this. Death is about a transformation, typically perceived to be good but can be meant for just about anything. The most prevalent theme through all decks is that death is about leaving a "bad" situation behind (the death) and looking to the perceived good in the future. When Death is pulled it may be unexpected, so this could apply to anyone who doesn't know that they're going to have to face a transformation soon as well.
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Is there a cow whose trooning out was unexpected?
 
Apologies for being kinda off topic, but all of this tarot talk has gotten me thinking of how one would work for Chris-Chan. This is what I thought of:
0 (the fool): Chris
1 (the magician): Magi-chan
2 (the high priestess): Crystal
3 (the empress): Megan
4 (the emperor): Micheal Schneider
5 (the hierophant): Bob
6 (the lovers): the Love Quest
7 (the chariot): the Sonic Watch and Win Sweepstakes
8 (justice): Judge Slack Lewis or Chris's attorney during his case against Schneider
11 (strength): Kacy's Dad
15 (the devil): the idea guy
16 (the tower): 14 Branchland Ct in flames or SheCameForCWC
20 (judgement): the dimensional merge
 
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The Justice tarot card is a symbol of truth, fairness, and law. As she sits in her chair, the scales in her left hand represent how intuition should balance logic. She symbolizes impartiality with the double-edged sword in her right hand. The clarity in thought which is required to dispense justice are symbolized by the square on the crown she wears. Behind her, there is a purple cloak and standing grey pillars. Beneath her red cloak, which is held together by a clasp, she shows the tip of a white shoe. This is a spiritual reminder that what she delivers are the outcomes of their actions.

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The Justice tarot card is a symbol of truth, fairness, and law. As she sits in her scooty puff, the tampons in her left hand represent how perversion triumphs over reason. She symbolizes impropriety with the double-length cane in her right hand. The clarity in thought which is required to dispense justice to those who refuse to wax are symbolized by the red ball on the tiara she wears. Behind her, there are the standing grey pillars of the Human Rights Tribunal. Beneath her pink cloak, which is (barely) held together by a clasp, she shows the tip of a thick, doughy, feminine knee. This is a spiritual reminder that what she delivers are the outcomes of their actions against the protected class.
 
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