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Do you mean he’ll be getting cinema tickets and a handshake from the judge?
Money 9/24 - Chris gets sued for debt again - Verdict: Chris owes $2,476.63 to Second Round Sub
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At this point I assume the judges know that Chris has no assets they can repossess and is too autistic to send to prison.
I like to think the fact they can't actually punish him is why the judges keep giving continuances; to waste his time as punishment. Either that or the judicial system is incompetent.
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Either sounds plausible. More continuances means more time Chris has to go to these hearings, meaning less time for vidya and posting on Twitter about ponies and trolls.
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They are going to hang him.
Do you think they'll use one of those high branch saws afterwards?
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Not yet on the court website. They take a while to update records sometimes.
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If Chris ever did dance the Gallows Jig, it would be the only time anyone could say without irony "Chris sure is well hung".
Though, it's highly unlikely Chris would ever do something that would warrant him meeting the hangman.
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Unless someone trolls him into thinking it will ensure the merge, or transport him to the sonichu dimension, like Wise & Boyd were building to
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Any insights into why people continue to offer Chris credit? I know there are companies that deal with exceptional cases such as his but surely he'd be at a point now where even they would pass him up?
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As much as some of us wish Chris would finally see some sort of consequence for his actions, the only debt that will land you in jail is non-payment of child support, or non-payment of court costs/fees, one of which I don't think we'll need to worry about with Chris any time... ever.
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The government backs the loans, so even if Chris defaults and the company gets nothing out of him, they government will still reimburse them (with your tax dollars.) Chris would get one final use out of the tugboat.
However, if Chris did make the minimum payment on time, he'd still be charged a high amount of interest (10% or more; most loans are at 5%), so the company can still extract cash out of him (i.e., your tax dollars, courtesy of the tugboat.)
EDIT: I keep forgetting moo juice becomes tard cum here.
More likely this is a credit card Chris has had for years, he's being sued by a debt collection agency not the actual creditor so this could have been years on minimum payments followed by months of no payment.
I have no idea why you think the Government backs non-secured debt? Even the article you link literally has one line about them backing FHA mortgages(not credit cards for tards who don't pay) and even that isn't as simple as the Government just writing the creditor a check 'with your tax dollars'.
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My bad; I mixed up the FDIC's insurance program with the trouble Chris is in, and didn't do enough research to clear it up.
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Looks like another $2500 judgement to toss on the pile and never get paid.
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Man Chris would be swimming in C-quarters, if only that danged dirty red tape didn't prevent the dimensional merge.
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If wealth is multiplied during the merge does that mean debt is also multiplied? Or was the idea that by pulling a Madoka that Chris would be able to print currency, being a Goddess and all.
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Yawn... More debt to ignore. That's what you get for issuing a tard card. They probably got their inflation adjusted principal years ago.
Since they can't garnish the tardbux can they write off the debt? If so, it becomes taxable income and if Chris ignores paying taxes he'll lose the tugboat but gain "room and board".
Since they can't garnish the tardbux can they write off the debt? If so, it becomes taxable income and if Chris ignores paying taxes he'll lose the tugboat but gain "room and board".
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