You wasn't kidding everything is paywalled... All the stuff i was looking to have Jeralyzed from his raw data (profit per hour, playing time, by-date / hour-of-week / monthly graphs).
I won more playing blackjack in 5 minutes on Stake than him playing poker all week.
lol if this is real this is fucking hilarious, just a quick aside
Thanks again for posting the link to the TUG thread. I could feel my brain melting while reading that. Holy shit these guys are just a @returnofthemacandcheese away from becoming Jer 2.0 themselves. Just need to find the right trigger point like a Adam Sellers.
It's really all he has left
I still think there's a decent chance that he had employees at one point and embezzled their tax withholdings under the impression that the debt would go away when the business shut down, but that he's since found out that since withholdings were the employees' money and not the business's money, the debt doesn't go away when the business shuts down but instead gets transferred to his personal tax account, so that he would be the one getting liens filed against him, and so now he has to keep it running for at least 10 years (the statute of limitations on collections) to avoid getting personally fucked in the ass by the IRS.
Just like Quarterton, a lot of the grifters that got popular around Fandom Meance, CG, and Weeb Wars time got a pass for their lies and hypocrisy because people were tired of the woke shit.
It really bugs me that he never used it, I haven't played with a RC car since I was like 5, but if I lived in a place with a track a bunch of them I'd mess with it at least a few times, he's so lazy he can't even take time to do his interests what a souless husk
That's easily way too much for a home owner. For reference, mine runs on electricity and a hose and outputs at 1600 PSI. It is excellent for cleaning plastic furniture and cleaning parking pads.
I remember that well. I've been watching Gary since nearly the start of his YT and always thought the pairing of the 2 of them was weird, but fuck it was funny when Gary started doing shit with AZ and the knife started going in the back of Doomcock.
Gary’s ascent to the top of the pile of the Fandom Menace very much reminds me of the post-Lufthansa heist death montage in Goodfellas.
Surprised Comix Division has lasted as long as he has. He's done enough corny stuff over the years to have finished up in the freezer truck
But all his cars are new, they shouldn't be leaking oil. It's not like he owns a Harley or Triumph. He doesn't do any "handyman" projects or woodworking, or has some old greasy hot-rod he likes to wrench on. Unless, he locks his German Shepards in there when the bull comes over, like Sunny the pug in Rackets' bathroom!
But he'd have to clean the cars afterwards... imagine the hassle!
ACR
We call them dents. In Snort Korea.
I would buy Kino Casino drop-shipped coffee if it had a funny package and name as a novelty purchase. I don’t know if I would regularly purchase it, though. That’s what Jer’s problem is: he wants to be an independent coffee magnet but then advertises it on his political show exclusively, and the name is awful. It’s double the price of Starbucks; there is no brand to it or market position. Is it a value brand? Is it boutique or luxury? For a guy with a marketing degree, he decided to get into coffee what, like in 2020 when it was already a massively crowded space and he had no unique angle to his. All this just confirms that he’s a moron.
Does anyone want D cups?
If he sold coffee for cucks he would unironically have a better market position than he does now, it could even be pineapple flavored.
