🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Parodius20XX · 2026-07-28T08:48:24-0400

Ralph's Unfinished Church said:
Ralph just beat Scarlett in a short live on her X

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With his potential cancer aids on the horizon he's gotta get in his woman beating before he's too weak to do anymore.

Catboy Ranch Dressing · 2026-07-28T08:51:36-0400

was Elissa talking about Scarlett threatening to kill herself?

foam rolla · 2026-07-28T08:52:10-0400

Gunt tax = paid.

DHugo · 2026-07-28T08:52:52-0400

Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
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was Elissa talking about Scarlett threatening to kill herself?

Ralph is a true gamer, won't tolerate a kill steal.

Jack Garland · 2026-07-28T08:54:15-0400

Ralph's Unfinished Church said:
Ralph just beat Scarlett in a short live on her X

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So just a day ending in "y" for the Ralpha Lame.

Belegar Ironhammer · 2026-07-28T08:56:21-0400

I'm invoking Mutt's Law. A black dick is in Ralph's more immediate future than Scarlett's.

Disdainer of the Plebs · 2026-07-28T08:56:38-0400

Ralph's Unfinished Church said:
Ralph just beat Scarlett in a short live on her X

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Welp, I’m looking forward to the body cam footage of Ralph’s next arrest then.

See you all on the Kino Casino.

John Andrews Stan · 2026-07-28T08:57:10-0400

Belegar Ironhammer said:
I'm invoking Mutt's Law. A black dick is in Ralph's more immediate future than Scarlett's.

Evergreen post.

PhoBingas · 2026-07-28T08:57:18-0400

KiwiSuperPowerUser said:
It's probably 90% fake and gay... but If Ralph ended up on the news tomorrow for murder I wouldn't be shocked at all.

Porno slampig seems a little too lively for Ralph to smother with his gunt though

Telvanni · 2026-07-28T08:58:50-0400

Ralph's Unfinished Church said:
Ralph just beat Scarlett in a short live on her X

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I'm generally skittish to victim blame but Scarlett knew what she signed up for.
I thought she sobered up after the first hoof swing a few months ago but here we are back again.

hawkisnight · 2026-07-28T09:04:11-0400

Now we need the 3rd part of Gunt ballad "I beat you bish".

Edward "Caesar" Sallow · 2026-07-28T09:05:05-0400

SUFFAH CRACK HORSE, SUFFAH

Judge Holden · 2026-07-28T09:14:51-0400

As someone who has been out of the loop on Ralph antics since he split up with the horse lady I....have a series of questions

Retrodogkiller · 2026-07-28T09:16:13-0400

Ralph's Unfinished Church said:
Ralph just beat Scarlett in a short live on her X

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I wanna feel bad but shes knowingly dating a guy whos been divorced 3 times and has a history of beating women. Shes paying the rage pig toll, sometimes its coprophillia, other times its a hoof to the face.

W@rui · 2026-07-28T09:21:32-0400

Ralph's Unfinished Church said:
"He tried to kill me tonight and he won't be leaving the state"

Narrator: "He will in-fact, be leaving the state."

Pargon · 2026-07-28T09:23:12-0400

Far be it from me to imply that this behavior would be unheard of coming from Ralph, but this could have been made by anyone with a sound board staying the night at a La Quinta

Angry Shoes · 2026-07-28T09:24:00-0400

Ralph's Unfinished Church said:
Activity from Ralph

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He was playing Roblox and he saw the virus and his pants fell down.

Dick The Birthday Boy · 2026-07-28T09:24:15-0400

There She Glows said:
@elb what the fuck are you doing lol

NOW WAIT A MINUTE @elb NOO!

BibiLivesMatter · 2026-07-28T09:25:32-0400

"The nothing ever happens"in me got me feeling he'll just have another airport adventure and make back safely to mexico. They'll break up again and act like teenager exs to each other, and then eventually come back together for another sad adventure.

In other words, rinse and repeat.

Julius Caesar The 187th · 2026-07-28T09:26:18-0400

Dick The Birthday Boy said:
NOW WAIT A MINUTE @elb NOO!

Perhaps it was @elb who was faking cancer after all, and not Jim.

🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

Yes

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Parodius20XX

Catboy Ranch Dressing

Same ranch, better dressed.

foam rolla

DHugo

Jack Garland

Belegar Ironhammer

True King of Eight Peaks

Disdainer of the Plebs

Tribune of the Haters

John Andrews Stan

FACT: Nick Rekieta watched his wife FUCK AARON

PhoBingas

There are Bosnians outside my house.

Telvanni

We sell the best farm tools in all of Tamriel

hawkisnight

Edward "Caesar" Sallow

The Mojave's Saltiest Retard

Judge Holden

The Immense and Terrible Flesh

Retrodogkiller

Shitposter and loser with no life

W@rui

USIPS Member

Pargon

霜ばかり / 春待ちわびて / 灰の空

Angry Shoes

Untrue and Dishonest Fan

Dick The Birthday Boy

BibiLivesMatter

Anime is Man's greatest sin, and I succumbed to it

Julius Caesar The 187th

The REAL Owner and Editor-in-Chief of KinoAbuse.co