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NOOOOO BECAUSE LIKE, IF SHE SMILES AT YOU AND YOU CAN SEE HER PUPILS DILATE THEN IT MEANS SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX SO THEN YOU HAVE TO SEND HER...

This. It's one of the things I love about the Snuff Box boyfriend sketches: Part of what makes it feel real (and funnier) is the forced smiles...