💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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How many would fall for Chance's sob stories, and how many would try to cooperate with him to take down the trolls?
I would guess that Andy and Jupiter would form a little club with him. Nova thinks he’s better than other pedos, Tibbz already hates him, and the rest are probably just about smart enough to know how bad his reputation is and try to dunk on them to win favor with the audience.
 
A judge at a recent Warhammer tournament said it best:

Some people just don't know how to turn it off.

At least we can walk away from this shitshow and enjoy other aspects of life.
I believe it stems from greed more for William. He probably gave up so many nights trying to alog a midget pedo goblin.

Now that his revenue stream is dried up. He is dying.

Edit: almost every cow is money hungry. The alogs are right behind them. Alogging is a pipeline to becoming a cow.
 
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I believe it stems from greed more for William. He probably gave up so many nights trying to alog a midget pedo goblin.

Now that his revenue stream is dried up. He is dying.

Edit: almost every cow is money hungry. The alogs are right behind them. Alogging is a pipeline to becoming a cow.
He never struck me as the type that did it for the money, but rather to send a message. Was he always money hungry, or did the Rumble money corrupt him?
 
I would guess that Andy and Jupiter would form a little club with him. Nova thinks he’s better than other pedos, Tibbz already hates him, and the rest are probably just about smart enough to know how bad his reputation is and try to dunk on them to win favor with the audience.
Nova would make a tactical horde in one of the rooms to barricade himself in, and the Shanny/Rev duo would team up (theyd be in their natural element) with Nova. Shanny would be the food supply guard, Rev would traverse the horde on all fours like a spider, Nova would obviously be Lord of The Flies, controlling them like a necromancer

Unstoppable trio
 
Willam glory hole is a man without purpose when chance is in hiding. He just spergs out about whobodies and gets embroiled in wine mom drama. I think he needs a new pedophile to alog cause chance isn't coming back.

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He did this exact same thing when he was affiliated with KK, he is just another poop-toucher without Marty's direction and without Cyraxx, at least when Cyraxx went quiet, Marty would pursue other avenues, but William has the same problem KK has, and it's targeting just literal whos rather than taking a break and smelling the flowers while Raxx is gone.
 
who would’ve thunk focusing life around a pedophile goblin would make you retarded or attract retards that obsess over him.

I’m not saying it’s not fun or interesting but any lolcow isn’t worth devoting the majority of your life towards.

Lolcows should be a spice or side dish in your plate of life.
 
I would guess that Andy and Jupiter would form a little club with him. Nova thinks he’s better than other pedos, Tibbz already hates him, and the rest are probably just about smart enough to know how bad his reputation is and try to dunk on them to win favor with the audience.
It's never going to happen, but I think it would be pretty funny to get Jupiter and Cyraxx on some panels together, their attempts to one up each other on the bullshit would be hilarious. The Vampire Werewolf hacker ghost hunter getting into a shouting match with the genre blending musical genius who is also an amazing E Racer, film maker, and master of whatever new interest crosses his mind.
 
He never struck me as the type that did it for the money, but rather to send a message. Was he always money hungry, or did the Rumble money corrupt him?
No one ever wants to admit this but, everyone is greedy to some extent. It's a basic flaw of human nature that easily corrupts and ruins, it has been understood as such for all of human history, it's one of the 7 deadly sins and every culture that has ever existed has created parables and fables about the pitfalls of avaricious behavior.

Also consider that easy money is intoxicating and potentially as addictive as any hard drug, gambling addiction immediately comes to mind. However, we've discussed this before in relation to Chance, he got donated a lump sum of money once more than he had ever had at that point on twitch, and ever since has been absolutely obsessed with all these streaming sites. Now he is constantly chasing that dragon, trying to sneak back onto them and ban evade long enough to get another super chat and taste that sweet sweet dopamine spike and free money again.

After John John got involved and more and more people were following the trial saga and escalating antics they did what people who watch streamers have been psychologically conditioned to do and started donating. Whether it was out of genuine support or parasocial attention seeking doesn't really matter, what does is that it was happening more frequently every stream as things continued to get progressively more over the top. As things continued and the entertainment aspect overtook the original mission statement they got lazy outsourced a bunch of their buddy trolling and allowed too many cooks in the kitchen, think Jason and that kennel kicker guy who played the lawyer, Cassandra etc. That combined with all of these people's greed and competing egos was their real unraveling, as far as I can tell.

It's also one of the main reasons for the situation we're in now. In the new and revised Cyraxx community rulebook it's apparently taboo to "grift" by accepting donations in this community now, but if we're being honest jealousy was the primary motive for the kennel kickers mess as well as the Jason situation and probably "Jackie" when I think about it, every one of these people adamantly denies it when pressed, but it's plain to see when you listen to their reasoning for why they are angry with William and company. Ever since he's returned CVG has been super hesitant to receive donations and constantly tells people not to worry about it he is doing fine financially, I think this ruining everything and the fallout is big reason why he's so avoidant.
 
William over the years has spent alot of money on body cam footage and really hates chance. Like he is unable to milk chance on panels because he will just keep kicking him. I would guess Williams hourly wage for aloging cryaxx after expenses over the years is 6 cents an hour.
 
If you're gonna fuck with a cow proper you have to do it purely for the love of the game. The second it becomes a profit game it becomes gay

slight power level but I abused the $3 home depot delivery system and sent thousands of pounds of concrete to a tarded guy, you can't expect to see money back with shit like this


Edit - I should probably mention that this guy tried fucking with me long before I sent an abundance of door dash delivered concrete, I do actually know him it's not full faggery
 
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If you're gonna fuck with a cow proper you have to do it purely for the love of the game. The second it becomes a profit game it becomes gay

slight power level but my personal lolcow fuckery was abusing the home depot $3 delivery system and sending thousands of pounds of concrete to a tarded guy.
You're a faggot.
 
You're a faggot.
Hey man this guy livestreams himself fucking balloons on kick, that $150 to send thousands of pounds of quickcrete bags to his house on a rainy day was the best money I ever spent Screenshot_2026-05-10_000159.png
I never understood that kiwi tuber shit of "I poop touched the bestest now give me money"
 
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