DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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I tune in at the very end of his special ed Pokemon stream for retarded manbabies and it's him having a spergout because trolls in Kick chat are talking about him selling his Cyraxx-style steering wheel controller lmao.

Could have just laughed it off... but this reaction is making you awfully suspect, Phillip!


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HE SOLD THE STEERING WHEEL!
HE'S DESTITUTE!
HE'S POOR!
So he didnt sell his WWE Champions account.
 
Nowadays, even Phil's most diehard dents don't really like Phil. There's no benefit to them buying DSP merch and, for obvious reasons, they wouldn't want to out themselves as actually being a DSP supporter.
The only thing I'd buy from Phil would be the ability to make a comically large boxing glove hit him in the face while he streams. I wouldn't be able to stop myself from becoming a paypig
 
2) he does the one thing that can possibly fix it, and since it’s Philip Paul Burnell we’re talking about, he would probably somehow manage to brick the PC in the process (and maybe also start a fire in the ahffice? Somehow? I can dream)
They make bios updates and updates in general pretty retard-proof today, a coworker wanted me to update the bios on his kids PC because the kid couldn't do it, turns out the kid was trying to update with bios from a completely different motherboard lmao
 
ngl I haven't flashed my BIOS for like a decade
Funny thing, I made my very first BIOS update ever this year because my PC refused to accept the new RAM I bought. I was a bit scared to be honest but the process went through without a problem and the RAM worked like a charm afterwards. The process isn't even that complicated but knowing Phil he would probably brick his entire office setup
 
ngl I haven't flashed my BIOS for like a decade
Most of the time you're fine not flashing anything, it really is when you start switching components or when the manufacturer fucks up that you need to flash the BIOS.

I made the mistake upgrading to a 14th gen i7 back in early 2024 and I had to flash my BIOS for the first time back then. It really isn't that difficult. In retrospect I should have changed my mobo for a ryzen compatible one

But knowing Phil and his tendency to fuck up everything he'll probably somehow manage to turn off his PC during the flashing and thus bricking his whole computer.
 
Phil misses his goal system .
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"As relaxing it is to not have to worry about fundraising every stream anymore"

Huh?

More proof DSP is an interdimensional alien. In whatever reality he's streaming in he's buff, rich and never asks for money. But that's not here.
They make bios updates and updates in general pretty retard-proof today,
Bring back the need to shine UV lights on your EEPROM
 
Most of the time you're fine not flashing anything, it really is when you start switching components or when the manufacturer fucks up that you need to flash the BIOS.

I made the mistake upgrading to a 14th gen i7 back in early 2024 and I had to flash my BIOS for the first time back then. It really isn't that difficult. In retrospect I should have changed my mobo for a ryzen compatible one

But knowing Phil and his tendency to fuck up everything he'll probably somehow manage to turn off his PC during the flashing and thus bricking his whole computer.
That makes sense I haven't upgraded anything but my GPU in a long time but I also used to repair PCs so I'm pretty competent. It's literally just installing it on a thumb drive innit? I mean I guess you gotta pick the right mobo when you download but that's in system info. Easy.

Speaking of technical support...
 
Most of the time you're fine not flashing anything, it really is when you start switching components or when the manufacturer fucks up that you need to flash the BIOS.

I made the mistake upgrading to a 14th gen i7 back in early 2024 and I had to flash my BIOS for the first time back then. It really isn't that difficult. In retrospect I should have changed my mobo for a ryzen compatible one

But knowing Phil and his tendency to fuck up everything he'll probably somehow manage to turn off his PC during the flashing and thus bricking his whole computer.
Wait and see, Phil's understanding of flashing the bios is getting out a torch, opening up the cabinet and blinking 800 lumen at the motherboard.
 
[2023-11-12 18:43] Darziak: Did you smash a mirror or go under a ladder? Like first you get net problems, then become ill, then a documentary comes out and now Keemstar is stirring up drama by tweeting that he's spoke to 'her' and coming on his podcast.
[2023-11-12 18:47] DSP: i dont care lol
[2023-11-12 18:47] DSP: the only her possible is my ex, and i dont give two shits about anything she has to say
Challenge accepted.

Edit: No, I don't intend on reaching out to his non-Asian ex. But I wouldn't be offended if someone does.
 
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Pair of soy-boy-fagot-cucks having a chinwag about suicide
 
That makes sense I haven't upgraded anything but my GPU in a long time but I also used to repair PCs so I'm pretty competent. It's literally just installing it on a thumb drive innit? I mean I guess you gotta pick the right mobo when you download but that's in system info. Easy.

Speaking of technical support...

It's formatting a usb drive to FAT32, extracting the bios file from the manufacturers website to the drive, reboot computer, press delete key to bring up BIOS, selecting the usb drive in the Boot tab and pressing update.

Even if you get the wrong file for that board (a slightly different form factor) it will not allow the update to happen.
 
I have a 14th gen intel CPU, just like Phil, and I've never had any issues. However, Phil will have issues because he's an idiot:
1) He's too stupid to update his BIOS
2) He's too stupid to modify any settings in his BIOS to ensure the CPU isn't cooking itself
If you're going to be a PC GAYMER, it helps to have basic knowledge of how PC's work.
 
As far the wheel/"I never sold anything in my life" hullabaloo, is there still a GameStop or similar trade in store on his day ahff route? This could be the King of Semantics again saying he didn't sell the wheel but traded it in for store credit. Or maybe Khet decided to put her foot down (through the floor) and is taking some of Phil's useless junk to sell herself for DoorDash money since she can't work any more. Either way something fucky is going on if he's spending so much time making up bullshit excuses instead of just showing he still has the controller to shut up trolls.
 
its all of them combined hes losing weight way too fast. to try and own us and its making him look horrid.
Because Ozempic kills your appetite, and when you stop eating a healthy diet the fat in your face/neck vanishes, which hollows out your face. However, the "snort sacs" are bloating (water retention) from drinking too much alcohol, and they don't go away unless you stop drinking. So you're left looking...like Phil, where you have bloated cheeks but everything is gaunt, wrinkled skin. The recommended actions are to consume more protein and do strength training, which is why for the past few months Phil claims his diet is "protein-infused" everything. It's not working though because of the drinking (and because his workout is "occasional curls").
 
As far the wheel/"I never sold anything in my life" hullabaloo, is there still a GameStop or similar trade in store on his day ahff route? This could be the King of Semantics again saying he didn't sell the wheel but traded it in for store credit. Or maybe Khet decided to put her foot down (through the floor) and is taking some of Phil's useless junk to sell herself for DoorDash money since she can't work any more. Either way something fucky is going on if he's spending so much time making up bullshit excuses instead of just showing he still has the controller to shut up trolls.


He did at least sell some of his statues. I doubt it's anything more complicated than he's just scared of looking like an idiot and generating game journalist memes
 
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