💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Technically, yes fuel gets more dense as its colder. In practice? Not only is the difference basically negligible but the underground storage renders any temperature differences moot. It's like me saying a car is more fuel efficient without a driver's weight in it. Yes, but also ridiculous.
If he really wants to save on fuel he should fill in the gaps between the door and body with expanding foam sealant. It would be the last tank of gas the Rustang would ever need.
 
Fatrick’s whole “mocktails” app really hit me today when I watching something on YouTube and an ad came on for some legal service and the spruiker was a man who claimed he had opened a “non-alcoholic bottle shop”. I was just stunned. Who the fuck would shop there? My local liquor place apparently has a couple of 0% beers, reds, and whites, which is fair I guess, but who goes to a specifically “non-alcoholic bottle shop”?
People are strange.

Patrick is absolutely the type of retard who comes up with a name/concept for an idea first and then works backwards and assumes because he thought it was a great idea, everyone else will too. If you were the type of person who doesn't drink alcohol but still likes cocktails, which is already a very small niche to market to in the first place, why would you not just make whatever the cocktail you like is at home? Why would you ever seek out an app that reviews a specific bar in your hometown that happens to make a mocktail you like? That is just ridiculously specific.

My point here is that Patrick S Tomlinson is a retard who is fat and eats dog food straight from the tin.
 
A severely out-of-breath Rick (marathon runner by the way) gives us a tour of the balcony

Nice slope, stupid:
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I am not holding Pat to the standards of a professional tradesperson, but even an amateur could evenly line up the railings.

The left side railing is mounted completely differently than the right.

Left:
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Note the mounting levels. The top left and top middle board have a continuous line formed by the machined groove.

Right side:
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The right railing is clearly at a much different heights. Note the excessive space between the bottom of the decking and the right railing. Could it be the roof sags in that corner?
 
One day in a drunken rage he's going slip over and roll right off that thing. Those flimsy ass railings won't be able to stop his colossal form.
Hopefully a pest will be filming across the street when this happens. Not only would having video of Fatrick flatly falling a story be funny, but the idea of him only surviving the ordeal because a pest was there to help him is funnier.
 
Hopefully a pest will be filming across the street when this happens. Not only would having video of Fatrick flatly falling a story be funny, but the idea of him only surviving the ordeal because a pest was there to help him is funnier.
I am also hopeful for ridiculous situations involving Patrick to dramatically increase with this payout.

I do think that it’s more than possible.

He is a fucking moron who manages to get himself in silly trouble due to his overestimation of his own intelligence and his belligerent nature.

This money will increase his confidence and afford him second better booze.

I am very hopeful that it isn’t long before he manages to make a new enemy, but someone with resources and equally as petty and determined to win pointless battles.
 
I realise the menopause happened at the worst possible time for you - when you first discovered ‘black twitter’ and the summer of george hit - and you were brain broken anyway from being adopted, but you are white, you present white, you were raised white, you married white, you basic ass white bitch.
Don't forget that she let me hit that and I've only ever been successful with white women.
I AM DYING SCREAMING AS I BLEED OUT ON THE FLOOR OF A PRISON CELL!

This BLOWS, man!
At least you didn't piss yourself too like a bunch of us did.
had to double take, a Fatrick doppelganger just appeared on the latest Cart Narcs video.
Maybe 200 lbs ago Rick looked like that.
Doesn't this only apply to unverified accounts? And didn't Patty spend $5,000 to get his blue checkmark back?
He did. Little crybaby faggots take the Internet very seriously, as you can see from the neg rating on your post.
One day in a drunken rage he's going slip over and roll right off that thing. Those flimsy ass railings won't be able to stop his colossal form.
Whose ribs will hurt worse once that becomes known, Patrick's or ours?
 
This money will increase his confidence and afford him second better booze.
Now that a loltrial is off the table my secret wish is him trying to run for some sort of local office Will Stancil style.
He's certainly delusional enough to try, and now he has the money to fund a campaign.
 
I am not holding Pat to the standards of a professional tradesperson, but even an amateur could evenly line up the railings.

The left side railing is mounted completely differently than the right.

Left:
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Note the mounting levels. The top left and top middle board have a continuous line formed by the machined groove.

Right side:
View attachment 9024677

The right railing is clearly at a much different heights. Note the excessive space between the bottom of the decking and the right railing. Could it be the roof sags in that corner?
That railing and balcony will fail so much as Verne Troyer steps upon it.
"Enjoy self inflicted balcony bombardment small claims court Herr
Nigger-Wurstmacher."
 
I have no idea why but the shitty corner post is just killing me.
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These looks so flimsy, they're a liability lawsuit waiting to happen. Question is, will it be Pat going over the side in a drunken haze, or Nikkki throwing herself off in despair?
 
I am not holding Pat to the standards of a professional tradesperson, but even an amateur could evenly line up the railings.

The left side railing is mounted completely differently than the right.

Left:
View attachment 9024671
Note the mounting levels. The top left and top middle board have a continuous line formed by the machined groove.

Right side:
View attachment 9024677

The right railing is clearly at a much different heights. Note the excessive space between the bottom of the decking and the right railing. Could it be the roof sags in that corner?
There is no fucking way an inspector would clear that. No way.
He should get a 'Stop Work' order immediately.
Hilariously bad.
 
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