😵‍💫 Skitzocow Alexander Ferguson Smith / Sifu / SifuAmbience / SifuSmith - Martial Artist perpetually beset by Scammers, Glowies, Donald Trump and Asmongold: Look at the Bitrate.

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Hey Johnny Bravo said:
As of 8:29 AM EST, Sifu is still streaming. It's just his animated background thing with MacinTalk on a loop explaining how he's going to sue YouTube for allowing The Scammers to disrupt his channel, stop his videos from getting processed, and other various Sifuisms. All you can hear is rights-free music and Sifu furiously typing.
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I heard the typing too and it got me wondering. Since he's pretty adamant about muting his mic and hiding the camera when he's not wanting to show himself, do you think maybe he recorded himself typing as to have an....ASMR (ambience) to the after hours streams? He's done overnight streams quite a few times trying anything he can to gain views. He's done a lot of stuff he thinks people would relax to, but it really got me wondering if he recorded himself typing lol. It almost sounds like that obnoxious sound his keyboard makes. It could maybe be a free to use keyboard sound, but that sound kept going until the stream cuts off. He would have had to have been typing at the same time he pressed the stop streaming button.. makes yah wonder lol
 
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I noticed that Sifu very recently upgraded his microphone from the HyperX QuadCast S to the Shure MV7+. The new Shure mic has the LED strip that flashes when he speaks. I don’t think the XLR version has the LED, so this means he probably bought the USB model, which runs around $300 depending on when he purchased it. Right now, as of writing this, it’s 10% off, so it’s about $270.

That was very generous of him to ask his mom to buy him a brand‑new microphone he can use to sperg into the void and stream to all of his A‑logs with. Thank you, Sifu. We don't deserve all you do for us. Oh, and thanks to Mammafu for supporting her son's dream of being the next Temu Coffezilla/Asmongold and not frantically pulling the plug on the router.

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Hey Johnny Bravo said:
Did Keno Kasino chatters start the confetti thing, or did Sifu already freak out about confetti? He's like a made-to-order paranoid schizophrenic streaming on the Internet.
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he bans everyone so people just started hitting the popup emotes and it got to him. So many times he's started the stream and the first thing he sees is the laughing emoji or CONfetti and starts sperging.
 
This guy reminds me of Acerthorn, but gayer. I'd say at least he didn't try and stab his dad but considering he probably molested him and certainly molested all those kids, wouldn't blame him had he. If he weren't such a arrogant asshole he'd be slightly pityable.

The confetti freakouts are always funny though.
 
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I never watch this guy but thought I'd subscribe to keep tabs on him did he just start botting views? I've only seen him with 9 people in the stream max till today.
 
He's actually a really popular streamer, he's just being snuffed out by YouTube/Donald Trump/Russia who are blocking people from watching his streams and making it seem like he only has a handful of viewers when in reality there are thousands
 
A few clips from latest 3 sifu streams. Huge thanks to @ToRRaC for timestamps.

Sifu had to call his lawyer on stream again because his bitrate was malicious


Long schizo segment on MAGA jury, lying cops, cars blowing up, Al-Qaeda and more


Scammer screwing with stuff, laugh emoji and data corruption


Bullying from Elden Ring players and shifting bitrate
 
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