
It's official merch put out by Noah Knigga, a college football player. He and his family are aware they have a funny-looking surname so they licensed some merch with it. I also found it funny so I paid them thirty bucks for a hat. Whenever I wear this hat I am guaranteed to have at least one white woman over the age of 40 crane their neck in, narrow their little witch eyes and try to see if I'm being racist. This would allow them to live out their Netflix fantasies of combating a white male nazi, provide some much needed izzat to their barren existence and maybe get a payout if it turns out I'm retarded and punch them.
Confrontations are rare but start off passive-aggressive because obviously there is no K in 'nigger' and there's a chance they are having menopausal delusions.
"Oh, is that an Eagles hat?"
"Yes ma'am, Noah
Ka-nay-ga is the East Michigan college lineman, he has a promising career because (tl;dr)"
"Oh wow, I like sports too haha
(immediately retreats)"
This sounds like a cartoon but it really happens on a regular basis. (Not that I wear it every day.) It's always an old white woman. This is who actually gives a shit about racism in the big 26, other than niggers using an outdated grifting playbook. I've done a case study with this hat.