💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.5%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 173 24.6%

  • Total voters
    703
That Lawpope picture should be World Press Photo of the year. Maybe a slight crop like this? I could be wrong!
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I'm just so wowed! You chased Rekieta down so you could get the backlighting on his hair from just the right angle. The license plate is in the shot. You lucked out and got Karen walking up to her Methbaby Transporter in the shot. Kino.
 
This goes back to my theory that Nick's brain damage means he just can't internalize the fact that it's not 2021 anymore. He will never have a stream with over 3,000 viewers again, and is usually lucky to get 500. He's got literally nothing to offer streaming partners or sponsors, but he still thinks he's king of the world because he's got holes in his gray matter.
That’s a pretty good analysis of how Nick probably thinks, along with other similar commentators. Internet Fame has a shelf life, and the bell has certainly been tolling as of late for post-2016 sociopolitical commentary types (and thank God for that).

Nick in particular really does come off like a trashy, strung out, washed-up musician or actor; Big back in the day and now they just can’t accept that it’s over. Funny to see that particular cocaine archetype in a new kind of celebrity.
 
The van could be a big nothingburger, eg Kayla’s Navigator is in the shop and this is a rental. What’s making it seem like a community service role to some people?
Just speculating. Can't see the whole thing but it looked like the kind of van the special kids came to school in or a church would have for transporting groups.
 
The van could be a big nothingburger, eg Kayla’s Navigator is in the shop and this is a rental. What’s making it seem like a community service role to some people?
You can see the extra seats in the window of that van, that's for driving people around. Usually insurance companies providing rental coverage would have a range of rates they're willing to rent. Now for a Lincoln Navigator yeah that's for driving people around, but what rental place would have a van like that available but not a 3 row SUV? And if he's paying for it out of pocket, picked that instead of a 3 row SUV to drive in place of a Navigator?

I don't know why a drug user would get a driving gig for community service, but it seems incredibly more likely that he's driving around disabled or the elderly or something in that.
 
Unfortunately, Pavlovski doesn't notice a nobody like Mersh, and likely won't see Nick's whining either. It would be funny to see him lay the smack down, but the junky who failed to show up for a 100k contract probably wasn't even on the CEO's radar, especially given how much money Rumble was burning at the time.
Pavlovski strikes me as the sort of that cares about numbers more than sentimentality. Plus, as the CEO of a publicly traded company, he has a legal fiduciary duty to maximize shareholder value.

I think Anna parading around in a thong that says "put a baby in me," while Chris is in chat throwing money at her like a stripper, is pretty degen, but I certainly wouldn't deny that type of stuff can pull numbers. Sex sells.

Nick (and Mersh) ain't so lucky there tho.
 
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paying for it out of pocket,
I highly doubt that, I think the navigator would be covered under the glovebox warranty still, and Qayla barely drives it. Nick crashed the rustang the day he drove it off the lot, because despite being an automatic, it's more car than Nick can handle, even though it's an automatic. The rustang glovebox warranty wouldn't cover body damage, and probably anything else if they saw the front driver's side bumper, and rear passenger quarter panel damage. So my money is the navigator is still under warranty, at a dealership, and that van is just what they had on the lot that they weren't worried about Nick crashing. He doesn't have insurance after all.

@Dixieland Buckaroo that's exactly what I was thinking, either that or one of the sprinters but several companies modify into those.
 
I highly doubt that, I think the navigator would be covered under the glovebox warranty still, and Qayla barely drives it. Nick crashed the rustang the day he drove it off the lot, because despite being an automatic, it's more car than Nick can handle, even though it's an automatic. The rustang glovebox warranty wouldn't cover body damage, and probably anything else if they saw the front driver's side bumper, and rear passenger quarter panel damage. So my money is the navigator is still under warranty, at a dealership, and that van is just what they had on the lot that they weren't worried about Nick crashing. He doesn't have insurance after all.
I said that as an option since we don't know exactly why he would have a rental.

It could be a van to shuttle customers between locations since some dealerships have that, but giving that up as a loaner? And with no insurance? Unless Kayla had the insurance and he just shouldn't be driving it, that doesn't make sense.

And if it is a Nissan NV like Dixieland Buckaroo posted, that wouldn't make sense for a rental company fleet either. Hell, if it was a loaner from a dealership for the Navigator, Ford has had their own equivalents(like a Ford Transit) that they could have acquired rather than getting a Nissan NV. To me, being a Nissan makes it more likely it's not a rental or loaner.

edit: To clarify, I wasn't saying he couldn't get a loaner from a dealership. That's what the rest of my post was about. I just don't find that vehicle being a loaner to be likely. The first line was purely about stating a possibility(that it's out of pocket) since we don't know the circumstances.
 
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Probably a Nissan NV (2500 or 3500?). They've not been on the market in the US for at least 5 years.
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I hope it doesn't have the same future as Ralph's Nissan...
I would bet it's on a 77-month finance plan too. It's called, ehhh, what again? Leveraging debt, or some retard shit he made up?
Imagine being poor, Karen Farms fags. Couldn't be me!
 
Small town dealers often have the franchise on a lot of brands. It looks like the local Ford dealer (Mills Ford of Wilmar) also does Chrysler (and family), Toyota, Nissan... basically everything but Chevy. Of course, they would take trade-ins (and likely remote buys) for anything used in good shape.
 
Absolutely a thread tourist here but damn Nick went from popularity to infamy and down to begging for attention in MATI streams. Becoming so mundane that the most excitement people get about him is talking about him driving a van.

I know you’re reading this Nick, you should’ve released the bodycam video. People would’ve known your name for years, bringing more traffic to your streams and locals. Yet you cried yourself to this, a van driver no one.
 
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