🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 473 30.8%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 583 37.9%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 269 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 34 2.2%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 55 3.6%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 124 8.1%
  • Total voters
    1,538
SuperComfy said:
The picture on the menu vs what you get at the drive-through.

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at the very best she is a plain jane.

cherry is cute tho

does chrissy have a thread yet?

demicolon said:
For the past week my life has been the Jeremy Hambly thread highlights. I eat them, I breathe them, I save for their college fund. I forgot what is life outside of the Jeremy Hambly thread.

I AM the Jeremy Hambly thread.
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you do more for this thread than chrissy does for her child
 
Data Dynamo 658 said:
This Chad guy lawyer on twitter found a case in Washington can someone else confirm this is real


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I don't think that is him, the case is "Jeremy A. Hambly", our cow would be Jeremy D. Hambly

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im sorry for posting so many times in a row.

chrissy is not a comedian. she just says she is because she has plausible deniability if she were to get pressed. the only time she is on stage is with the tranny fucking pedophile anthony cumia.

it's like calling ethan ralph a porn star because he released his own sex tape.
 
Idiot Doom Spiral said:
Disco Elysium exists. Without the diarrhoea however.

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The shooter rests in the palm of your hand, the liquid within shines with the warmth of a sun made from amber.
The cool plastic hides the comfort promised with in. A small red devil leers at you underneath bold, red,
text: FIREBALL

[ENCYCLOPEDIA}
Fireball was originally part of a line of flavored schnapps developed by Seagram in the mid-1980s. The manufacturer's story line is, in part, that it was the product of a Canadian bartender's efforts to warm up from an Arctic blast.

[ELECOTROCHEMISTRY]
The sweet taste of fireball would be super cool right about now. You should open the bottle and down it, down 3, 7, 9, bottles of the stuff. You deserve it, no, you need it. The world wont end if you have a delicious drink.

1. I don't think this is a good idea

[ELECOTROCHEMISTRY: Failure]
No, it's the best idea you have had, ever. This is the Mangum Opus of Ideas

The cheap plastic grinds against your teeth. A rush of thick liqueur coats your mouth like wax, the strange cinnamon chemicals seep into your nerves, shooting into the base of tongue muscles. A sulphuric burn is ignited in your bowels, trying to brake through the gate of your sphincter like a battering ram

2. Try to speak into the mic

[COMPOSURE: Failure]
All you need is to speak. you have got this

"ha- hos- howz was yer weekends"
 
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deleuzeon said:
I've given up reading every page of this thread. It's impossible for an adult with responsibilities. It's beginning to negatively affect my sleep. The circles beneath my eyes swirl darkly. I'm becoming Jerified. Maybe it's time to take up hard liquor
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Stare into the jer and the jer stares back
 
BathTubShine said:
>I NEED TO WORK ON MYSELF AND DROP BAD HABITS
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>HOW DARE YOU CALL ME ALCOHOLIC??!!
>FUCKING INSANE(MALDING FAGTREE TM)
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Jers rampant alcoholism is actually his golden ticket.

I have seen the future. Mark my words, this is exactly what’s gonna happen.

  • He’s gonna keep trying to avoid admitting to any mistakes, but constantly getting himself deeper and deeper into trouble and just general spiraling.
  • Eventually, it’s going to get too much for him and he’s gonna have to crack.
  • Instead of admitting any wrongdoing, he is going to admit that he is an alcoholic he’s going to “rehab”.
  • He will then go into full right wing/Christian grift and demand that nobody is allowed to say anything negative about him, will surround himself with Melanie’s who will brow beat anyone who brings up Jers past because “that wasn’t him!!! It was the devils juice!!!” And “you can’t make fun of someone whos sick”
  • He will be the exact same and hide behind the “recovering” grift. Bonus points for born again born again Christian Allah, Charlie Kirk.
The only reason he hasn’t used the “I’m an alcoholic” grift yet is because he really really really really doesn’t want to stop drinking and really doesn’t want to have to do streams without being drunk, also admitting you have a problem is the first step which he hasn’t taken yet. Ethan Ralph is further along his “recovery” than Jer is.
 
Sharpeteer said:
don't feel sorry for Syd at all. Why act like you're going to expose the whole operation, you get on, and then do nothing?

Whatever man. Yes Jer is a creep, but literally everybody knows that.
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She's always been slimy.
Sharpeteer said:
I'm sick of YouTubers complaining how hard they work on YouTube grifting news articles and how we should pay them more money because muh shadowbanning and muh advertising and shit.

Jeremy bitching and complaining to that one commenter as seen in the Joon doc: "do you know how hard I work on my coffee company?! Sooooorryyyy if I want to plug it in my videos!" As if you're fucking entitled to other people's time bro.

If someone can make it on YouTube to the point you don't have to work anymore, congratulations, you got lucky, and I'm genuinely happy for you. But maybe YouTube was never meant to be a career given how severely fucking unstable it is.

Most of these people on YouTube should never quit their real jobs.
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Youtube is meant for fun. If you make money, cool. You aren't entitled to it, and you should be counting your blessings and saving that shit if you manage to get it
 
Microplastics In My Blood said:
The shooter rests in the palm of your hand, the liquid within shines with the warmth of a sun made from amber.
The cool plastic hides the comfort promised with in. A small red devil leers at you underneath bold, red,
text: FIREBALL

[ENCYCLOPEDIA}
Fireball was originally part of a line of flavored schnapps developed by Seagram in the mid-1980s. The manufacturer's story line is, in part, that it was the product of a Canadian bartender's efforts to warm up from an Arctic blast.

[ELECOTROCHEMISTRY]
The sweet taste of fireball would be super cool right about now. You should open the bottle and down it, down 3, 7, 9, bottles of the stuff. You deserve it, no, you need it. The world wont end if you have a delicious drink.

1. I don't think this is a good idea

[ELECOTROCHEMISTRY: Failure]
No, it's the best idea you have had, ever. This is the Mangum Opus of Ideas

The cheap plastic grinds against your teeth. A rush of thick liqueur coats your mouth like wax, the strange cinnamon chemicals seep into your nerves, shooting into the base of tongue muscles. A sulphuric burn is ignited in your bowels, trying to brake through the gate of your sphincter like a battering ram

2. Try to speak into the mic

[COMPOSURE: Failure]
All you need is to speak. you have got this

"ha- hos- howz was yer weekends"
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YOU - Wipe the mirror now.

[MIRROR] Behold!

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- You’ve no idea who this ‘thing’ is, do you?

YOU - This is the face of a late stage alcoholic.

[MIRROR] *TOO* late. You clearly have rigor mortis on your face, or wait… is that an *expression*? Are you trying to make an expression with that face? Why?
 
Jer is Harry Du Bois if instead of his wife leaving him, she cucked him with a jewish redditor. Oh also if he had no talent, wasn't a good person and not funny
 
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