🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 477 30.9%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 583 37.8%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 269 17.4%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 35 2.3%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 56 3.6%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 124 8.0%

  • Total voters
    1,544
2) I unironically believe someone involved in this entire mess might actually kill themselves. It could be a main player (Jeremy, Chrissie, etc.), or some side character off the side, like Jeremy's retarded fans who comment on Xitter/YouTube/Rumble. No idea TBH, but I've never seen such a wide group of people handle a situation so laughably awful. The kind of awful where they're clearly still flailing around, somehow managing to make all the shit worse while continuing to spiral like this.
I thought this when @returnofthemacandcheese posted Adam Sellers as the cuck. I never thought it would get to Adam Lanza levels
 
At the rate things are going, PPP is gonna need a triangle dinging powertool
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Somehow Melonie Mac has made me more Mad at the Internet (TM) than a lot of other cows I've seen over the years like Ralph, Rekieta or even Jer himself. It's not enough that her voice feels like a cheese grater rubbing right against my fucking skull; it's that in conjunction with the fact that she uses it to enable Hamplanet's behavior all the while spewing her bullshit about God or whatever the fuck in an almost gleeful manner. It's fucking sickening.
It is a combination of being painfully fake/performative, vapid, disingenuous, wilful ignorance, outright lying, low-IQ, gas-lighting, the ear raping voice (she is worse than Anna Kasparian) and the awful cackle.
It annoys me that Mel laughs at everybody on the internet and talks down to us like we're stupid, then she spews out a bunch of bullshit lies.
 
There should be a new term that replaces lolcow for these people because it's becoming an insult to actual lolcows. I have never seen people so inept to handle situations that should be easy to navigate through. Like you milk the cows for the lol, but this almost feels like making fun of a person with Down Syndrome. I'm honestly flabbergasted at how retarded these people are. How did they make a name for themselves at all?
 
this thread will be 3000 pages before wednesday at this rate, and thats with shambly's radio silence


i dont think anyone archived the chat which was the best bit. i reinstalled windows last week and lost all my capture settings and im sure theres a better way to archive it but im retarded. if theres a better way to do this let me know in the comments

p1 mayr brutally raped by chat



Streamer: Chrissie Mayr
Title: SimpCast! Let's Talk about Oranges for a bit... Then other stuff
Date: 2026-05-10
Service: youtube (a)(a)(a)
Archive.org:
video (details page - 1080p mkv - 1080p mp4)
chat (txt - jsonl - 7z)

chat-downloader output attached. 7z contains the jsonl file.

fucking champion, thankyou
 
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I'm just gonna say it. I think it's only recently that the quartering has been caught as a flaggot.

I honestly believe he has been flagging shit for years. Just like his content has always been lazy boomer slop, I think he has been flagging shit his entire career. I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't flagged his own shit to feed the "my channel is under attack, money now!' shtick.
 
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