🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I usually just read from a distance but today the Washcloth reaction channel dropped a video basically telling everyone who Amber's doxxer is apparently Sour has been having fun doxing minors and stuff and Amboar. I mean I feel karma came back to sour but I wish Amboar would get the karma she deserves.
 
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That was a quick drop in price. She must be very desperate.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
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That was a quick drop in price. She must be very desperate.
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So at least 193 people who, out of all the things available on the internet, picked this huge toddler to spend outrageous amount of money on. And left reviews that average a 4,88/5.

There has to be some soft feederism shit going on. It can't just be normal people. Even Ambabies wouldn't buy this much shit from amber : she can't read a script, she can't pronounce names, she can't improvise shit, she's got nothing to bring to the conversation.

Laygs ?
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
or does 'booked' and 'completed' mean two different things?
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Booked = current orders in the last 24 that were placed. This isnt how many shes fulfilled, only how many orders were placed. It seems like shes already had some recent issues completing them on time, but I assume she is completing all that she is booked for. She'd be a moron not to.

It is also worth noting she has completed more than 193 cameos. Not everyone who buys a Cameo will leave a review. I think she broke 150+ while I was tracking them between Thanksgiving and Christmas of last year alone.

However, the the current flow of orders is significantly slower than back then, as shes squeezed dry most of those willing to buy a Cameo from her already.

I have always held the belief there was more going on with these cameos than simple advice or motovational greetings. Im sure most of them are innocent enough but Im sure shes sold her fair share of arms, laygs, tumtum.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
How much did she originally list that camera for? I remember her saying she had just bought it. Other than laziness, I don't know why she wouldn't just return it to the store. And don't get me started on those fucking "choosies".
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Im pretty sure shes listing it for what it went for when she bought it. So its a multiple year old camera thats out of the box and has no other protective case for it and it comes with temu accessories and probably some shit particles while we're at it.
notfoodienotbeauty said:
I can't believe the shit a 35 year old woman buys. All that money she made and she has zero to show for it. Literally not one god damn thing. Not even one pair of real earrings, for someone who loves earrings so much. I've said this before, Amber is going to leave this world the same way she came into it. On welfare and living in a single wide trailer.
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Remember. Shes so much better than the majority of us 💅
 
There will always be a market for anything, I'm convinced. Even saucer-nippled flattest of flapjacks.

Bitch if it took you getting to 500lbs to grow tits your body just ran out of places to put the fat.

Edit: As to not double post, it is worth mentioning that the last time Amber was booked for a Cameo was 18 hours ago. It is still pretty early to gauge how successful this Cameo run will be, however, it doesn't bode well to see this much of a slowdown this early, especially after the price drop to $60.
 
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Null said:
Amberlynn having to decide if actual prostitution is less embarrassing than being a gnome gimp slave.
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It's ironic too because she has talked so much smack about sex workers just to consider moaning for money herself because she is too lazy to set up her own kick or GET A JOB.
 
Sinner's Sandwich said:
How she looks in her imagination
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I CANNOT tell if it's wearing one of those shitty dollar store headbands or if she is using that bum ass Snapchat demon filter. 1, Anyone who uses Snapchat over the age of 16 is either a bum, their friends haven't grown up yet, or they are a pedophile (cough cough, that time Destiny said THE thing, cough cough). And 2, No one over the age of 8 wears those headbands. Doesn't she have a like a mini collection she is so weird bro 😭😭😭
 
All_Star_Zombie said:
I CANNOT tell if it's wearing one of those shitty dollar store headbands or if she is using that bum ass Snapchat demon filter. 1, Anyone who uses Snapchat over the age of 16 is either a bum, their friends haven't grown up yet, or they are a pedophile (cough cough, that time Destiny said THE thing, cough cough). And 2, No one over the age of 8 wears those headbands. Doesn't she have a like a mini collection she is so weird bro 😭😭😭
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She loves that devil horns filter and has used it in selfies for years.

(Although it is also true that she loves her childish accessories. Got to the point that Claire’s was one of her go tos at the mall well into dating Becky.)
 
Insulin reid said:
Im pretty sure shes listing it for what it went for when she bought it. So its a multiple year old camera thats out of the box and has no other protective case for it and it comes with temu accessories and probably some shit particles while we're at it.

Remember. Shes so much better than the majority of us 💅
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The quote is "She's so much better than majority of us". She doesn't say 'the' before majority, ever.

Uggggh nips the size of dinner plates.. fitting.
 
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