💰 Grifter Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2026 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 22 5.0%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 416 95.0%

  • Total voters
    438
All he will ever do with money is buy trite collectibles, drugs that will ultimately kill him, and even more junk food.
And living in LA, however much money he made on the Superkiller rugpull isn't going to last long even if he's smart with it. If Dick really is planning to fire him he is absolutely fucked.
 
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In the time since Vito started his crowdfunding for a book he never produced Eric July has started multiple businesses, produced and fulfilled something like 30 separate titles from these businesses, has licensing deals for his characters with McFarlane Toys, and now has international distribution through major networks. All while supposedly being a model husband and father. The people crying about him are pedophiles and child endangering cokehead sexual deviants.

But yeah guys, #comicsgate is really gonna peak this year.
 
I don't browse the ComicsGate thread so I don't know if it already exists, but it would be really interesting to see a graph charting all the books people like EVS have crowdfunded and either took years to fulfill or not fulfilled at all compared to Eric's output since he started putting out comics.

Maybe throw in Sven Stoffels's work too just to really hammer home that this shit isn't rocket science.
 
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In the time since Vito started his crowdfunding for a book he never produced Eric July has started multiple businesses, produced and fulfilled something like 30 separate titles from these businesses, has licensing deals for his characters with McFarlane Toys, and now has international distribution through major networks. All while supposedly being a model husband and father. The people crying about him are pedophiles and child endangering cokehead sexual deviants.

But yeah guys, #comicsgate is really gonna peak this year.
Who would have thunk that being a normal, well-adjusted person would be the key?
 
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In the time since Vito started his crowdfunding for a book he never produced Eric July has started multiple businesses, produced and fulfilled something like 30 separate titles from these businesses, has licensing deals for his characters with McFarlane Toys, and now has international distribution through major networks. All while supposedly being a model husband and father. The people crying about him are pedophiles and child endangering cokehead sexual deviants.

But yeah guys, #comicsgate is really gonna peak this year.
It's insulting that Vito and EVS continue to call Eric July a scammer when he's literally fulfilled every promise he's made while Vito and EVS haven't fulfilled a single one.
 
I'm not sure what's going on with Biggest Problem as they've been accelerating the show's decline with bizarre decisions. The long-running Friday show was moved to Thursday, apparently in an attempt to make it easier for Vito and Dax, two unemployed men, to find the time to hold their podcast. This quick fix is STILL failing, as Vito was too busy on a Thursday night to participate in the show. The replacement did such a poor job that the 80 or so remaining fans are begging for their pedophile to return.

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It's insulting that Vito and EVS continue to call Eric July a scammer when he's literally fulfilled every promise he's made while Vito and EVS haven't fulfilled a single one.
And it's absolutely insane that a diminishing handful of retards continue to fall for it.
Is dax unemployed now? He's had a dayjob for years and years AFAIK.
Doing what? Loitering outside Home Depot with the other beaners? (That was obviously a joke. Dax couldn't handle a single day of manual labour.)
 
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Does he not realize we ALL have the same emotions he has? As if everyone who hates this scumfuck loser has never been anxious or depressed. But of course, his anxiety and his depression are special, and it's why you should have pause about going after precious little Vito here.

How about Riley? He's chronically unhappy, he's told us himself! Yeah, but does that stop Vito from tweeting over and over and over dunking on Riley and Mint Salad for their break-up? Of course not! It's fun to do it to others, including literally retarded men and women, but give Vito a break ):

How about Maddox? You don't think it made him anxious to have his podcast ripped away from him over some petty bullshit? You think he wasn't depressed when his lawsuit was thrown out for jurisdiction and it got hailed as "his claims never had merit, let's do 100 more episodes dogpiling him," huh, Vito? But Vito gets caught up in his fee-fees when the pedophilia he admitted to the world is thrown back in his face.

Oh, and most importantly, where's all this mercy and grace and compassion for Eric July? A man whose biggest sin was refusing to let you shill your scam on his platform. You sent multiple fucking people to piss on his grandfather's grave, you harassed him in livestream chats, Twitter replies, and in real life, over and over, you knowingly tried to trick a ministry into suing him, you tried to twist his charitable donations into claims of fraud. It's frankly crazy the shit you flung at him. You would've done a 3-part Patreon special celebrating it if he had gone "boo hoo, I'm sad, I'm anxious!" in a tweet like this.

But, oh Lord! Has someone considered that while Vito's telling these literal retards how he wants to rape them or attacking Christians for donating comics to underprivileged children, that maybe he feels a widdle stressy depressy himself??? Where is the humanity! How about the time you made an entire Biggest Problem in the Universe episode about ME? Huh? Maybe I got dem bad day feels in my brain, bud ): Nevermind that everyone who hates you hates you for the content of your character and how you conduct yourself with others. You rip off your customers, you rip off your editors, you probably ripped off that rotting corpse you called a father too and that's why they never reconciled with you before kicking the bucket.

Were you also oh-so-depressed when, as Abbygale Mertes claimed on Twitter, you allegedly beat your girlfriend so bad that the police had to stop you? Oh, wow, according to her, that's literally exactly the excuse you gave! Huh, it's almost as if it's a manipulation tactic to abscond yourself of accountability rather than an earnest principle you hold which guides your own conduct and behavior!

tl;dr: Good, I'm glad you're sad and anxious. Stay that way until you die.
 
Everyone knows the best way to fight depression is gooning to questionable hentai, eating tons of delivery junkfood and moving as little as possible.
If that doesn't help it is because the world is cruel and you're the ultimate victim of life, there is no way out.
 
You'll never guess who takes the side of that pedophile fed ex driver
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Here's an article: https://6abc.com/post/athena-strand...th-killing-girl-delivery-texas-home/19047482/
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/0l54d

Former FedEx driver sentenced to death for killing 7-year-old girl after delivery at her Texas home​

Several jurors cried as they were shown video and heard audio from inside the van after Athena was taken. He could be seen lifting her into the van, and then driving away, telling her not to scream or he'd hurt her.

Horner then covered the camera, but the audio continued recording. Horner asks Athena questions, including how old she is and where she goes to school, before stopping the van and telling her they are going to "hang out." Horner tells her to take off her shirt and she begins crying, and asks whether he's a kidnapper.

She asks him, "Why are you doing this?" He replies, "Because you are pretty."


"My mom says I can't do that to somebody," she tells him. "And you can't do that to me either."

Literally fucking kill yourself Vito.
 
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Than he decides to sadboy post (Do flip pedophile faggot)

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Hmm, I wonder where the comic funds actually went?

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Personally I dont think we should execute truly heinous crimes because death isnt the worse thing that can happen to someone. Nobody knows what happens after death, but we do know that locking someone in a concrete cell for 40+ years is unimaginable mental torture. Id welcome physical torture too, but life in solitary is to me a worse punishment.
 
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