😵‍💫 Skitzocow Alexander Ferguson Smith / Sifu / SifuAmbience / SifuSmith - Martial Artist perpetually beset by Scammers, Glowies, Donald Trump and Asmongold: Look at the Bitrate.

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Sneeder Schneider said:
During one of Sifu's After Show schizo streams where he blasts loud TTS on repeat while he's asleep I came prepared with my Fully Automatic Confetti Cannon (FACC) ready. When Sifu woke up from his slumber and saw the confetti being spammed, he proceeded to deliver kino. He later unlisted the stream, but I saved the part where he speaks (it was a 12-hour stream).

He had his camera off and not much was happening, so here’s the audio the first 30 minutes are pure kino.
sifuafter.mp3

Sifu talks about human evolution
sifuevo.mp3

Here he's arguing with imaginary chatters
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I miss the schizo conspiracy theorist radio shows from the 90s, this is the next best thing
 
Hastily00Snuff said:
"The FASCIST Trump Administration is ATTACKING Your Internet"
The first 5 mins squirts hard. (audio broken for some reason use direct link https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/8935/8935728-4961e058748f95bef9165ae1685f73b5.mp4)
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=lnY5e-oHZDc
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Is streaming, which consumes bandwidth. Then wonders why his bandwidth isn't as high as it should be. Mysteriously. Every time he streams. Then normal again when he stops streaming. 🤔

Damn, Trump is a massive dick for harassing this poor guy like that.
 
JoshPlz said:
Is streaming, which consumes bandwidth. Then wonders why his bandwidth isn't as high as it should be. Mysteriously. Every time he streams. Then normal again when he stops streaming. 🤔

Damn, Trump is a massive dick for harassing this poor guy like that.
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I hope his mom is at work. Otherwise she's just sitting in the living room or something listening to her biggest regret flip out in his room for the 13,220th time
 
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Oxiclean Crack Addict said:
i just popped into his stream, hit the like button and he started sperging out and raging
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When you catch him early and are able to solicit a solid freakout from him with a like or an emoji it hits like injecting content heroin directly into your veins, I've never experienced anything like it lol. I've had a couple confetti hits leave me absolutely slumped over with laughter.
 
His elden ring gameplay is phenomenal. Makes DSP look like a pro. He's over SL 300 with 99 int but struggles on Mohg when he could just comet azur his ass in 4 seconds. Despite being NG+ he forgets basics like Nihil, how to access the DLC and what bosses are behind the fogwall. He's even using fucking rock sling against Renalla. Rock sling is early game when you're still using the meteorite staff.
He's also insane and keeps screaming DURRRRRR which is a given after reading this thread. He also somehow, after 6trillion years playing elder's ring, he doesn't know it uses input queue.
p.s. Alex I played all of From's games on kbm. It's fine. Even used dsfix on ds1 p2d.
 
He has an utter inability to dodge, he only panic rolls which is insane given he claims to have 700 hours in the game. And naturally he blames everything else but his own inability to learn and do things better, its the bitrape, its microsoft, its the game being buggy and shit, not him being unable to fucking time a roll :story:

He also during that elden rings stream started complaining about people wanting to engage with him via the chat, saying the chat is only there for comments and that its WEIRD that people want to engage with streamers, which is just baffling because that's the entire point of streaming :story:
 
Mike Ocksmall said:
Where can I watch more MATI? This was great.
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YouTube archive that I use https://www.youtube.com/@MadattheArchive-505
Rumble https://rumble.com/c/madattheinternet
Kick https://kick.com/madattheinternet

Null streams Fridays at 12pm EST (American) and he is never ever late nor is he ever gay

imo, my favorite mati is a person stream he did on Lowtax found here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfxd7Vob-jU

edit: I'm so dumb I forgot to post the actual website for MATI archives https://madattheinternet.com/category/podcast/
 
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Sifu referred to a woman as a "he" (I think he was talking about an elden ring character), and the one guy in chat corrected him. Sifu proceeded to ban them, claim that the chatter was "SKULLING" him, and even went so far as to accuse them of being "The Scammer".

 
Dreadnought said:
Sifu referred to a woman as a "he" (I think he was talking about an elden ring character), and the one guy in chat corrected him. Sifu proceeded to ban them, claim that the chatter was "SKULLING" him, and even went so far as to accuse them of being "The Scammer".

Skulledbythescammer.mp4
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I'm pretty sure I heard sifu once pronounce "grace" like "grokay" He said there was a site of grokay close by. Instead of a site of grace.
 
Dreadnought said:
Sifu referred to a woman as a "he" (I think he was talking about an elden ring character), and the one guy in chat corrected him. Sifu proceeded to ban them, claim that the chatter was "SKULLING" him, and even went so far as to accuse them of being "The Scammer".
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durrrrr Miquella is a boy. durrrr. His female counterpart is the dream bitch.
btw he did not annihilate the dlc.
 
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