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Who do you think will win the Farrer by-election?

  • Independent Michelle Milthorpe

    Votes: 5 18.5%

  • Liberals or Nations (Both fielding candidates)

    Votes: 5 18.5%

  • One Nation

    Votes: 17 63.0%
  • Total voters
    27
  • Poll closed .
Pork Wellington said:
Melbourne should just fuck off. Victoria cannot support itself because Melbourne is an oversized leech. Mark my words - it's going to mirror Los Angeles in 15.
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Keep the Victorian government massively in debt so they can't do gun buybacks.

Pork Wellington said:
Also - do you think Kyle ever knocked the back out of Jackie? She looks like the sort of girl who if you slipped her a rowie she'd let you pack her up the date.
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I don't think radio show homunculi are capable of sexual reproduction - they simply release spores into the air (like mushrooms) and fuck trannies (not like mushrooms)
 
Melbourne is only better because it does not have lockout laws, that is what it's "better culture" is lol.
The Crack Spiders Bitch said:
I'd prefer to listen to these cunts if they were half cut all the time.
Might get a bit of honesty for a change.
They should make it a rule that you have to knock back 3 pints before walking into parliament.
It would also prevent ooogabooga bitches like Fatima Payman and that Pakistan dogmoll from being there.

Speaking of which:
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You could adapt the "niggers shit once every nine months" joke to muzzies somehow
 
Tom Hanks is at the footy.

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Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4 said:
There are some sites that you can still access but regardless of your thoughts on porn, this is a generational run for Labour. How long until we have jerk off laws? Only 2 wanks a day, or fined.
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Masturbation Inspectors: "Good evening, Mr. Smith. We are issuing you a $250 fine for exceeding 2 wanks a day and blocking your access to Sydney Sweeney pictures for 3 months."
 
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I bought smokes out of the boot of a car today because the tobacconist got shut down. Luckily the helpful chap sitting on the bench outside the shop pointed me in the right direction.
 
Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4 said:
Porn websites begin blocking Australian users as deadline for age verification compliance looms. There are some sites that you can still access but regardless of your thoughts on porn, this is a generational run for Labour. How long until we have jerk off laws? Only 2 wanks a day, or fined.
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The internet is going to be so fucking fragmented it is going to feel like a mesh of corporate intranets.
Curated posts by glasses and tits attached to HR bodies - telling us what's good.

I'm curious if a generation are just going to completely tune out in a few and bottom out the advertisers revenue.
I mean, if you can't find something to crank it out to, what's the point of being online?
 
My usual eye checkup at the hospital is this week again.
Time to endure sitting on a train full of Indians and then in a waiting room full of other forms of browns just for my brown doctor to look at it and say its ok despite my vision still being shit after 2 years post surgery.

I'm tired Hitler
 
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"The India–New Zealand Free Trade Agreement, concluded in December 2025, adds a new wrinkle.

Put simply, it prevents New Zealand from imposing caps specifically on Indian student visas – though broader settings like post-study work rights and financial requirements remain adjustable.

That strengthens bilateral ties, but it also locks in one part of the current growth model at the exact moment Australia and Canada are scrambling to regain flexibility"


Unlimited Jeet visas.

And once they get residency over with the sheepshaggers, they can legally hop over the Tasman and set up literal shop here, too.

That fucker Modi is genuinely destroying the entire planet like the bubonic plague



 
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Bittersweet that age verification lunacy is coming to even "freedom" loving yankeeville, maybe we can get some real workarounds now that they effect real people instead of just third worlders with kangaroo hats.
 
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