Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Footage shows 2 Iranian missiles striking Tel Aviv earlier this evening as Israeli defenses waste interceptors trying to intercept them.
this is old: https://www.tiktok.com/@sa711951/video/7516844295727451399
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Another mission accomplished, another win for Orange Man.

Now time to go collect the impotent seethe of doubters.

Edit : speak of them and they will post trash stickers, easy tears collecting. Once again, outwitted.
 
Why haven't the planes been shot down

Why haven't the carriers been sunk

Was I lied to by turd world BRICSimps again? Much disappoint
1) a lot of shit was over-hyped for negotiation/bargaining reasons to dissuade military action ("you shouldn't bring your carrier here because I totes have this carrier killer missile that can't be stopped!").
But also for "brochure"/sales reasons ("buy S-300, yes, it stop all NATO aircraft and missiles!").

2) US and Israeli military intelligence aren't abysmal, and US commanders aren't retarded.
If you know your enemy has an asset that can threaten you, you want to either take it out first or position your forces in a way to mitigate the impact of that asset.

3) Iran's air defenses have already been degraded in 2025 and 2023.

4) The stupid boat swarm shit was a tactic known about as early as 2002, to the point an entire military exercise was set involving "some dictatorship in the Middle East" using a bunch of small boats to attack USN ships.
We've had >20 years of "yeah so if the US fights Iran they're probably going to try this" to plan accordingly.

5) "Hypersonic" means several different things, and comes with its own set of drawbacks. I could spend a page of text sperging about it but I'll leave at that.
 
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HE IS BATMAN, HE IS THE PUNISHER, HE IS KRATOS, HE IS SPAWN, HE IS DQNALD TRQMP

i knew chances kiwibraps will get the reference will be low but holy shit
 
Reuters and Axios are now also reporting that Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has been eliminated by an Israeli strike this morning on Tehran.
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more: Footage of Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei’s corpse has been shown to Prime Minister Netanyahu, according to N12.
 
every american 14 year old is currently on twitter talking about how their beloved islamic republic is being bombed by "child rapists" meanwhile every persian witnessing this is celebrating the fact that khamenei's iran is collapsing
It’s because they’re iPad babies indoctrinated since birth by the pro Islam pro tranny social media borg

He's gone to the great kebab shop in the sky...

The great kebab shop underground that’s been positively identified as the root cause of IBS
 
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Reuters is now claiming the Ayatollah is dead.

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More confirmations from the Israeli ambassador.

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There's "documentation" of the Ayatollah's body.

Until there's video proof of him being alive, I'm calling it now. THE AYATOLLAH HAS BEEN CASSAROLLA'D

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Maybe that's way Iran is throwing a massive tard rage at the Arabs. A sort of "Sampson option" but for Iran. If the leader dies or if the regime is at an imminent collapse, then the IRGC has orders to throw everything they got at all their perceived enemies.
 
I'm anti-war but I like these zero-boot many-plane approach to killing muslims. It's the best way to appease Israel. Why haven't we always done this?
My guess is the older generation Warhawks aways thought boots on the ground were superior to anything in the air. The WoT soured everyone on a ground attack.
 
I can't stop NOOOOOTICING that with every other ally, they're somehow burdens to us, owe us, have been ripping us off, backstabbing, awful, horrible, cheating wicked, etc... But when it comes it Israel? The Big Yahu gets what the Big Yahu wants. Mfker has got our president on a remote control auto-ejaculator at this point.
We killed Ayatollah and you're still bitching about benjamin kikeyahu.
 
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Reuters is now claiming the Ayatollah is dead.

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More confirmations from the Israeli ambassador.

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There's "documentation" of the Ayatollah's body.

Until there's video proof, I'm calling it now. THE AYATOLLAH HAS BEEN CASSAROLLA'D

Referring to my previous statement:
Trump, Netanyahu, Reza Pahlavi, ANYONE, PLEASE JUST BOMB THE AYATOLLAH (and Kohmeini's Tomb). DO THIS, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS. Whoever lands a hellfire missile directly on the Ayatollah has my undying fealty.

SUFFAH AYATOLLAH, BISH ASSOLLAH :diddler: :gunt:

And to Bibi and the GREAT NATION OF ISRAEL:
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