💼 Careercow Vivek Ganapathy Ramaswamy / VivekGRamaswamy / Da Vek / The Chairman / Ohiovant - Brahmin Anchor Baby Who "Knows" American Culture More Than You. Ex-Libertarian Rapper. Funded by George Soros. Biotech BossmanJeet. Disingenuous Desi. Farms Izzat on Wikipedia. Ohio's Next Governor?

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In a time of rampant mass migration, H-1B Visa fraud and diluting what it means to be an "American", many in the West desperately seek an answer to these ever worsening problems as Jeet fatigue reaches an all time high. Is there anybody who can curb the Indian Menace and restore the West? Enter one Vivek Ramaswamy, a heckin' based Republican politician, 2026 Ohio gubernatorial candidate, and Elite Human Capital™ lauded by Elon Musk, Donald Trump, and JD Vance.

So does Mr. Ramaswamy live up to the hype or is he just another snake oil salesman? Well it shouldn't surprise you that Vivek isn't here to solve the problems he claims to have heard from you. Instead he is here to further the Jeet scam and farm Izzat while telling you what it truly means to be a proper American, because if anyone knows what a proper American is, it's an anchor baby Jeet who believes himself to be above royalty, saar! From tough guy talk to social media crash outs and business scams, join us in the OP as we do the needful and redeem all of Vivek's dirty (by Western standards) laundry and past retardation that he's so desperate to bury under a pile of cow shit.

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Vivek Ganapathy Ramaswamy was born on August 9th, 1985, to Vadakkencherry Ganapathy Ramaswamy and Geetha Ramaswamy in Cincinnati, Ohio. His family mainly lived in Evendale, Ohio during Vivek's childhood. Vivek's father Vadakkencherry worked as an engineer for General Electric while his mother Geetha worked as a geriatric psychiatrist at Merck and Schering-Plough. Now from this brief little background, you might be under the assumption that Vivek is just another Ohio boy from two immigrant middle-class parents who worked hard to get where he is today and a shining example of the American Dream. In reality, upon taking a closer inspection at Vivek's early life, you'll find that he's actually more of a nepo baby with Ivy League degrees and globalist ties.

To start off, while Vivek was born in Ohio, he's basically an anchor baby and would often spend his summers back at his parents' ancestral home in India called Vadakanchery. To further emphasize this point, Vivek would reveal that his father still has an Indian passport and refuses to become a US citizen and his mother only took the US citizenship test after Vivek was born, which he mentioned in an interview:

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Vivek would describe his childhood summers in India in his book "Woke Inc." (yes he really named it that), which this section will contain excerpts from. The first thing Vivek mentions is that his family were Brahmins by birth:


Here's a quick crash course on the Indian Caste System just so you have a better idea of what he's talking about:

Brahmins are a priestly caste and ranked at the very top, even above kings. Yes, that's right, Vivek comes from a caste that believes they are ranked above fucking royalty and next to gods. Keep that in mind when Vivek claims to speak for the American people, who he probably views as Dalits, the lowest caste and literal shit sweepers.

Vivek's Brahmin status was so important to him and his family, that as Brahmin men, they would wear a special sacred string called, and I swear this isn't a fucking joke, a poonal, in order to signal to the other lowly castes that they were divinely ordained Brahmins:

This is what a poonal looks like:

Yes, the sacred thread of the Hindu religion has "poo" in its name. Take that as you will.

Now while Vivek's family certainly believed they were the closest to the gods, the hygiene at their family home wasn't exactly top notch by Western standards. Vivek claimed they ate meals on banana leaves instead of plates, squatted over holes to shit instead of toilets (and had to boil water to clean these poop holes), and had no air-conditioning. Vivek also mentions getting stomach flu at least once per trip there:



Vivek's family also had servants who supported the household that were from a lower caste. In fact, to really hammer home how different these servants were to Krishna's chosen Vivek, they had to walk through different doors than the Brahmins as only Brahmins could enter through the front door:

This probably seems completely ass backwards to more egalitarian societies, like the West, but in glorious Bharat Hindustan, the people know their fucking place saar! Despite this, Vivek claims that the Indian Caste System made him love capitalism:



For high school, Vivek, a Hindu, attended St. Xavier High School, a Catholic school associated with the Jesuit order. Vivek would graduate in 2003 as Valedictorian:

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Presumably, although a smart student, Vivek as a Hindu probably felt like an outsider among the other students and was socially awkward. Keep this in mind for later as this experience was probably a factor that would end up shaping his later views. He also claims his conservative piano teacher was one of his earliest influences:

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For college, Vivek would first attend Harvard, an Ivy League school, where he got a Bachelors of Liberal Arts degree with a major in Biology. He graduated in 2007 summa cum laude. Vivek was a member of the Phi Beta Kappa honor society at Harvard. While in college, Vivek would peform rap music under a stage name "Da Vek" and do libertarian-themed rap music, such as covering Eminem:


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Vivek would not forget his rapper days as "Da Vek", as he would go on to perform Eminem's song "Lose Yourself" during his 2023 presidential campaign at the Iowa State Fair. Eminem himself wasn't a fan of Vivek covering butchering his music and demanded that he stopped using his music with a cease and desist order:

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He also gained a reputation as a brash libertarian and debate bro contrarian. He was a member of the Harvard Political Union and had the nickname "The Chairman":

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While at Harvard, Vivek would also be an intern for Amaranth Advisors and Goldman Sachs:


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After Harvard, Vivek would attend Yale Law School to get a Juris doctor degree. In 2011, he accepted a grant from the Paul & Daisy Soros Fellowships for New Americans, a pro-immigrant and diversity-focused organization funded by the family of globalist billionaire George Soros. He even appears on their website to this day:

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Vivek claims he needed the money to pay for his Ivy League education, as he was just an immigrant of humble origins, but tax records show he was already a millionaire thanks to his job as a finance professional at the time he accepted the fellowship:

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But Vivek doesn't want you to know that because when he launched his presidential campaign, he paid editors to remove information about his ties to Soros from his Wikipedia page. His campaign at the time denied this was a clean-up job, but later confessed they had paid for an editor to "clear up lies":

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Vivek would receive his law degree in 2013. While at Yale Law school, he would become friends with fellow Ohio native and future Vice President JD Vance. Also while at Yale, Vivek was a "key member" of a Jewish leadership society called Shabtai and considered the society's founder Rabbi Shmully Hecht a mentor:

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I guess India really is Israel's greatest ally. Oy vey!

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After graduating from Harvard with a biology degree and completing some internships at Amaranth Advisors and Goldman Sachs, Vivek was ready to bring in the big Rupees and dabble in the business world to live up to the American Dream. While Vivek likes to preach about meritocracy and how great it is, especially for aspiring immigrants like him and their families, the way he runs his businesses tells a different story. Let's just say that his business practices are anything but meritocractic.

First, a small etymology lesson on how Vivek names his companies because it paints a clear picture of his mindset. For all the names of his companies he likes to use the suffix "-vant". This is a Sanskrit suffix that means "possessor of" or "belonging too". For example, Vivek's company Datavant would literally mean "possessor of (your) data". This is a common naming convention among Hindu royalty, which as a Brahmin Vivek ranks above, such as in the name "Balvant" (possessor of strength). Perhaps Vivek intends on renaming himself "Ohiovant" if he becomes the governnor.

In 2014, Vivek would found his first company, a biotechnology firm called Roivant Sciences Ltd. or just Roivant. The "Roi" in Roivant is meant to be ROI (Return on Investment), so this company's name means "possessor of return on investment":

And of course, signs of being an Indian scammer almost immediately begin to surface as Vivek would incorporate the company in Bermuda, a known tax haven, rather than in the United States:

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Oh, and all the fucking subsidiaries of Roivant have a "-vant" suffix in their name:

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Vivek likes to style himself as a "biotech entrepeneur" and something of a "scientist" himself:

He pitches Roivant as a company that invents groundbreaking new medecine that saves lives. Vivek is eager to boast about this whenever he's on stage. However, like all Indian tech support scams, taking a deeper dive behind how Vivek's companies actually operate shows that they have a completely different business model and don't actually invent new drugs from scratch.

Let's use Axovant Sciences, a subsidiary of Roivant as an example of Vivek's skeezy practices:

So first, remember how Vivek kept praising "muh heckin' American meritocracy"? Well it shouldn't surprise you that Vivek doesn't conduct business that way as for Axovant, Vivek decided to hire his mother Geetha Ramaswamy as Vice President of Medical Affairs and his brother Shankar Ramaswamy as the Vice President of Corporate Development:

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Now one could argue that maybe he chose his family based on their merit, after all Geetha did work as a geriatric psychiatrist, but this is supposed to be a company that makes medicine, and a geriatric psychiatrist is only loosely related to it.

Despite "Anti-Woke" and "based" Vivek claiming to be against DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion), his company Roivant actually has DEI initiatives:

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Vivek oversaw the foundation of the Roivant Foundation (now Roivant Social Ventures) in 2020:

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Here's an op-ed article from Lindsay Androski, Roivant Social Ventures' CEO, about how the lack of diversity in the drug industry's leadership is hurting women and people of color:


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So that's DEI initiatives and nepotistic family hires down, what about the actual business practices of the company? If Roivant doesn't invent medicine, what exactly does it do instead? Rather than innovating, Roivant's business model is acquiring the rights to drugs developed by others and getting them approved by the FDA:


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Roivant entered into an agreement to acquire the global rights to the drug 'Nelotanserin' from another company:

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Basically through Roivant, Vivek prefers to acquire existing drugs that he can try to get through FDA trials rather than inventing a new drug on his own. He's essentially riding off an existing drug and prefers that someone else does the actual work developing it so he can just focus on getting it through the FDA and approved for him to profit off of.

Now this isn't necessarily a bad thing at a first glance, but Vivek's business dealings also aren't that simple. His primary revenue generation comes from Vivek starting these business (and hiring his family to be a part of them), hyping up the product (which they didn't even develop themselves and just acquired from another company), and then passing off the company without giving a shit about what the short term results are. Fortune would do a review of Vivek's businesses in 2023 and despite Vivek's big talk about his endless financial resources, they found that his business record didn't live up to the hype and it wasn't clear where if the businesses were even profitable before they were sold:
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I'm sure a company everyone's familiar with is Pfizer. Vivek has worked with Pfizer multiple times. Pfizer will often start developing drugs, but won't bother to finish them. Despite stopping development, there's a still a small chance that they might work. This is where Vivek comes in. He will swoop in, buy these unfinished drugs, and test them with one of his companies like Televant, which Pfizer partially owns a part of. Now this is where Vivek's inner Bossmanjack comes out, as much like Austin using money given to him by his loyal juicers, Vivek is taking these financial risks with other people's money. The outcome depends on the the drug working. If it doesn't work, Vivek's fine because he just loses cash from his investors. However, if the drug succeeds, Vivek will sell it to another company for a fortune and make a huge profit. He did this multiple times such as selling a drug Pfizer didn't want to Roche for $7.1 billion dollars:

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Let's see another example of this scam in action. Jumping back to Axovant, Vivek would develop and sell an Alzheimer’s drug called intepirdine. Vivek bought the drug for $5 million from a much larger company, GlaxoSmithKline (GSK), after it had already failed four clinical trials:

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To get people to invest, he used massive media hype to convince the public that the drug was a "tremendous" opportunity. A tiny team including his mother conducted a new trial that conveniently showed the drug worked, despite its long history of failure. The pharmaceuticals industry looked on skeptically but admitted that Vivek had pulled off an impressive feat of marketing:


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Based on these "successful" results, Axovant launched its Initial Public Offering (IPO), which is when a company sells its first shares of stock to the public to raise money:

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During this time, Vivek’s mother and brother were given stock options at a very low price of $0.90 per share, allowing the family to redeem massive wealth on paper:


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However, the drug's actual testing ended in a disaster called the Phase 3 MINDSET trial. In 2017, the trial proved that intepirdine did not help patients with their memory or daily tasks any better than a placebo (a fake pill):

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When the results were announced, Axovant’s stock price crashed by more than 70% in a single day. While regular "mom-and-pop" investors lost their life savings in the crash, Vivek and his family walked away with millions of dollars:

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Vivek sold $37 million worth of his shares in Axovant's parent company before the crash:

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Geetha Ramaswamy and Shankar Ramaswamy were each paid $444,000 and $447,000 (respectively) in cash compensation as salary and bonuses:

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The Ramascammy family members were also each offered stock options for $389,000 at $0.90 a share. They ended up leaving the company's "Section 16" positions in mid-2017 or early 2018, which still would have allowed millions in profits with no reporting requirement:


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After their departure, Axovant attempted to rebrand as "Sio Gene Therapies" to escape the failure of the intepirdine trials, but dissolved in 2023 at $0.435 a share:


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Vivek does not like people knowing about this, so he threatens to sue those talking about it. In particular, he pretends that the claim he sold Axovant stock is false. It is only false because Axovant was a subsidiary of Roivant, a company he does own, and which he sold part of to Viking Global Investors after Axovant's IPO:

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In summation, Bossmanjeet's business model is gambling other people's money to see if he can flip a profit on drugs one company doesn't want by passing it on to another one. Pog as a bloody bitch saar!


Another health company Vivek has is called Datavant:

Datavant is a health information technology company that works to develop databases for healthcare data. It is also a subsidiary of Roivant. During the COVID-19 pandemic, Vivek was on the Ohio Economic Recovery Task Force working under Ohio Director of Health, Amy Acton, who is now the Democrat candidate for Ohio Governor (Another fact he paid to scrub from his Wikipedia page):

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While on the task force, Vivek's company Datavant pitched a plan to create a national database of American healthcare data that would be accessible to government agencies and private companies alike:

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This raised significant privacy concerns. The company proposed the creation of a universal patient database that could scale up "our surveillance and tracking data regarding COVID-19 testing and breakthrough infections." Vivek's idea was simple: All Americans would be digitally cattle tagged with a unique identifier ("tokenized") linking their medical records to a centralized database. This database would be accessible to government agencies and private companies alike. Those who had COVID-19 antibodies would be marked as "immune," while those who were not immune or refused to participate in the system would not be allowed to go outside and do normal activities.

The goal was ambitious and far-reaching: to cover 80% of all U.S. medical claims, encompassing private insurance, Medicaid, and Medicare:

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For someone who speaks of wanting limited government, this proposal represents a startling embrace of a centralized, government-accessible dossier on the private health of millions of Americans.

On April 22nd, 2020, Datavant announced in a press release that a consortium of healthcare companies (which included Datavant) had launched a COVID-19 research database:

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In 2021, in a $7 billion deal, it merged with Coix Health to become the "nation's largest neutral and secure health data ecosystem":

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Buying and selling American medical data is a major source of Vivek's wealth. Datavant, thereby Roivant and Vivek, profited massively off the indirect value of Datavant's "tokenization" system being made part of the national surveillance database he pioneered.

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One thing that's extremely important to Vivek is ensuring that his Wikipedia article is perfectly tailored to paint Vivek in the best light possible in order to scam worthless Dalits win over potential voters. As such, Vivek will go to great lengths to keep it squeaky clean. Examples of this were already seen earlier in this OP with Vivek paying people to remove mentions of him working with Amy Acton in Ohio's COVID-19 Task Force or taking a grant from the Soros foundation.

However, Vivek's Wikipedia Izzat farming may actually go beyond just paying people to clean it up for him, and he might have a direct hand in editing his own Wikipedia articles. The following is just a theory and speculation, so please take it with a grain of turmeric.

One revision to Vivek's Wikipedia article that stands out is dated to November 2nd, 2022, which is regarding a mention of Vivek's wife being a Yale graduate. An editor even commented that he thought this had to be either Vivek or his wife making this edit due to how irrelevant it is to the overall article:

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Vivek's Wikipedia article was created a user named Ccoiffe:

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If you check Ccoiffe's user contributions, you can see that he worked on worked on Vivek's article, an article for Roivant, an article for Sio Gene Therapies, and an article for Lumber Liquidators:

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Now besides the Lumber Liquidators article, most of these articles are directly related to Vivek. Ccoiffe also had two articles deleted. One was deleted because he straight up copied it from a website and the other he was blocked before he could take action:


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Why was Ccoiffe blocked? Well apparently, according to Ccoiffe's user contributions and talk page, the reason was because he was accused of being a sock of an account called Iheartscience123:

If you go to the suspected sockpuppets of Iheartscience123, they list a bunch of suspected sock accounts including Ccioffe:

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Let's take a deeper dive into some of these accounts:

First is Biotech786, whose only contributions are to make the Roivant Sciences Wikipedia article and updating it and the Sio Gene Therapies article:

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Next is Cruiser43!, whose only meaningful contributions are some Indian school, Novavax, and Sio Gene Therapies:

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Gerald.mnookin is an account whose only contributions are editing Vivek's article and the article on Roivant Sciences:

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Greenleaf1985 mostly edited the Novavax article, with an edit of Sio Gene Therapies and interestingly, the Capture of St. Lucia:

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Ilovescience1994 (real original name), only has one contribution which was adding a source to the Novavax article:

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Sciencewriter182 edited the Roivant Sciences page but proportionally has a lot more random crap on its contributions list:

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And finally, back to Ilovescience123, the first account that was brought up as sock of Ccoiffe. Its contributions consist of the StemCells, Inc., Novavax, Sio Gene Therapies, and Roivant Sciences articles:

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Well isn't that an interesting rabbit hole. Here is a bunch of Wikipedia accounts, which have been accused of being connected sock accounts, share a common name theme related to biotech, and mostly contribute to articles that are either biotech themed or related directly to Vivek such as his companies. The random outliers might be an attempt to make the accounts seem like real people instead of socks with more varied contributions rather than a focus on a single topic. While not 100% confirmed or certain, it seems that perhaps, Mr. Ramaswamy was engaging in the tried and true method of Indian bot spam in order to make any Wikipedia articles related to him and his companies look as good as possible. If he's willing to pay people to edit his Wikipedia articles for him, which he admitted on several occasions, what's to stop him from getting directly involved? Why would some of these accounts make seemingly irrelevant edits like clarifying his wife was a Yale graduate, something that another editor commented on saying that it seemed like something either Vivek or his wife would do themselves. I suppose a True & Honest Brahmin like Vivek will do anything to up his Izzat.

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After redeeming unwanted drugs to flip a quick profit, Vivek decided to dip his toe in the insanely autistic world of American politics. Going back to his roots as a Libertarian debate bro rapper from college and combining this with his innate predisposition to being Indian scammer and Izzat farming, Vivek would prove to be the exact slimy politician you'd expect that tells you everything you want to hear for your vote and flip-flops on all his positions to suit whatever circumstances come his way.

Let's take a quick look at some of Vivek's early political involvement prior to becoming a politician. Vivek voted for the Libertarian Party presidential nominee Michael Badnarik in 2004. Vivek wouldn't vote in the subsequent presidential elections until 2020 where he backed Trump:

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While he used to be a diehard Libertarian in college, Vivek now describes himself as a Republican that doesn't "believe in box checking" and "apolitical":

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Despite not voting for nearly two decades and having barely any voting history, Vivek wanted to increase the standard voting age to 25. He also registered to vote in Franklin County, Ohio as "unaffiliated" rather than as a Republican:

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He has also made political contributions to both Republicans and Democrats:

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Vivek would donate $30,000 to the Ohio Republican Party from 2020 to 2023:

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From these snippits of Vivek's early pariticipation into politics, you can see that he's all over the place and flops around a lot. Keep that in mind going forward.

2024 Republican Presidential Primary

On February 21st, 2023, Vivek would announce on Tucker Carlson Tonight that he was running for US president and would be participating in the Republican Presidential Primary:
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Vivek would then participate in the primary debates where he would attempt to position himself as the new, young and "based" "rookie" newcomer conservative who speaks for the people in comparison to the other out of touch neocons competing with him. In particular, Vivek would take multiple shots at Nikki Haley (who is also Indian), leading to a touch of Jeet on Jeet violence in the primaries. The following are some clips of Vivek during these debates:
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Vivek also used his biotech wealth to fund his campaign. During the primaries, Vivek, a Hindu Brahmin, would attempt to try and win over the Evangelical Christian and Christian Nationalist vote to his side by criticizing secularism and claiming that Hindus and Christians are the same:


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Christ? Krishna? What's the difference, saar?

Also don't forget that this is when Vivek would start paying people to scrub his Wikipedia page to hide that he received a Soros Foundation grant and worked on the same COVID taskforce as Amy Acton, because that's not the best optics when trying to grift win over the Republican MAGA vote.

So how did the primaries go? Well, unsurprisingly, Donald Trump swept them without much effort:

It seems his youthful energy didn't quite cut it. Vivek would end up finishing in fourth place and decided to drop out of the race. He would then pivot to endorsing Donald Trump, who he did not really attack during the primaries:


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Speaking of Trump, it's funny that Vivek would immediately shift to endorsing him considering how much he would attack and criticize him in the past. For example, Vivek would Tweet that what Trump did on January 6th was "downright abhorrent":

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In 2022, Vivek published a book called "Nation of Victims", trashing Trump for having sold MAGA a "tale of grievance" and a "persecution complex" that "swallowed much of the Republican party whole":

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When Vivek made that Tweet and published this book, it seemed that Trump had seemingly lost all his political influence and would not be in a position of power again. Vivek was ready to move on to selling Datavant services to the Biden adminstration to federally monitor people's vaccination status. However, being the opportunistic Jeet scammer that he is, the instant that Vivek saw Trump was regaining support and could potentially become president again, he switched from criticizing him to grovelling to Trump saar in the hopes that he could get some benefits and special rewards for his loyalty to the Donald. Because Vivek needs the MAGA base for support, all of a sudden Donald Trump is now "the best president of the 21st century:"

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SlumDOGE Millionaire

The Department of Government Efficiency or DOGE was an initiative created by Donald Trump to cut government spending and dismantle government bureaucracy. Trump chose Elon Musk to be the de facto leader of DOGE and spearhead the initiative. Trump would also announce in a statement that "Patriot" Vivek would lead the organization alongside Musk:

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However, DOGE would quickly self-destruct, especially after Elon and Trump had a falling out due to Elon sperging out over H-1B Visas. As such, Vivek would resign from DOGE and instead set his eyes on becoming Governor of Ohio:

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Despite supposedly playing a "critical role" in DOGE, Vivek really didn't do much there nor does he seem to really give a shit about his "public service". Instead, DOGE is more of an embellishment that Vivek can slap on his resume while abandoning it so he can run to be Ohio's governor. Once again, another case of blatant Izzat farming, and at Elon's expense too (you know, the guy who autistically defends the same H-1B Elite Human Capital Indians like Vivek).

Also while working at DOGE and just before stepping down, on December 24th, 2024, while most Americans were celebrating Christmas Eve with their families, Vivek decided to crash out on Twitter and seethe about how much he hates American culture:

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In this lengthy seethepost, Vivek argued that American society has "venerated mediocrity over excellence", blaming America's decline on the work ethic of its citizens. In his eyes, his first-generation immigrant family is simply better than the native Ohioans who have lived there for generations. He believes that because he doesn't watch Friends and has a lot of money, he has earned the right to buy the American Dream out from under its true inheritors because those high school jocks who bullied him and those kids who want to have fun and do things like sleepovers should've actually been studying to compete and be proper Dalit cattle.

Governor Ohiovant

Having ditched DOGE and deciding to run for political office, on February 24th, 2025, Trump would enthusiastically endorse Vivek for Governor of Ohio in a Truth Social post:

The Ohio GOP would formally endorse Vivek, among other candidates, on May 9th, 2025:

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Endorsing a candidate a full year before the primaries take place is a bit unusual. Why might that be? Well, this is mainly because of the Ohio GOP Chairman Alex Triantafilou:

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In addition to being GOP Chairman, Alex is also a lawyer for a large firm called Dinsmore:

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One service Dinsmore offers is immigration law:

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You can probably see where this is going. Dinsmore happens to ponsors gigantic warehouses in rural Ohio which, through their immigration services, will help a bunch of H-1B Jeets and Somalis get employed there and flood the countryside. Vivek, of course, would probably further enable Dinsmore to let in a flood of Elite Human Capital H-1Bs to take jobs that could be given to native Ohioans. As a child of Greek immigrants himself, Alex is quite sympathetic to Vivek and other H-1Bs, having a similar "anyone can be an American if they believe enough" mentality:

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Another thing worth mentioning is Alex Triantafilou was a childhood friend of Vivek and knew him since he was 17:

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So much for meritocratic selection. Just be friends with the GOP Chairman and get a nepotistic endorsement without a primary. Who needs the votes of those dirty Dalits anyway? Alex is confident in Vivek winning since apparently he's not a "grifter" who does boring podcasts:

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So after securing that endorsement without a primary, how's that Governor campaign going?

While on stage at a campaign event, Vivek would bizzarely have his two kids hold hands and run in a circle while giving a speech. It seems like Vivek asked them to do this to somehow show that he is a good father by having the children joyously playing in his company. I guess he's trying to make himself look more relatable as a family man while also farming more Izzat:


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One part of Vivek's campaign would be his plans to revamp and improve Ohio's education system:

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A Brahmin is speaking saar, listen and learn your fucking place. Vivek's plans to improve education were focused on increasing academic success so Ohioan students can compete in the H-1Bconomy. His plan seemed fairly standard until Vivek decided to present his bold new vision for improving American education. On November 25th, 2025, Vivek would upload a video where he pitched having schools go year-round and end later at 4:00 instead of 3:00 as a way to make parenting "more affordable":

As a response to this monumentally retarded idea, Vivek's Democractic opponent Dr. Amy Acton (who I will once again remind you, Vivek worked with in Ohio's COVID-19 Task Force, a fact he paid to remove from his Wikipedia article), decided to just repost this video on her Twitter account without any commentary:

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Imagine that, using your opponent's own campaign pitches against him as an argument in favor of you. What a massive fuck up. This idea was so fucking retarded that Vivek's team deleted the video shortly after uploading it. On top of that, when other Republicans saw Acton's repost of the video, they actually accused Amy Acton of using AI to make a fake video of Vivek to smear him because nobody could believe he'd actually say this:

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Tim Pool would also come to Vivek's defense and accuse Amy Acton of circulating a fake AI video of Vivek to make him look bad:

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You know, shit like this is why you have primaries guys.

On December 17th, 2025, Vivek would write an opinion piece in the New York Times where he talked about what an American is and how he fits into being an American:

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Yes, the Indian anchor nepobaby is telling us Dalits what it TRULY means to be an American. Remember everyone, America is just an "idea", and Vivek and other H-1B Jeets are just as American as you are so long as they believe they are.

On January 5th, 2026, after backlash from his Christmas crash out prior to ditching DOGE and his retarded proposals like year-round school along with a ton of mockery, taking a major blow to his Izzat, Vivek would write an article announcing that he would stop using social media for his campaign, calling it a "trap":

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We all know the real reason is because he can't handle criticism, which is even funnier when you remember that back in college, this guy's whole shtick was being a debate bro.

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Vivek Ramascammy really is a terrible GOP candidate for the Governor of Ohio. From his ridiculous Brahmin supremacy, constant flip-flopping on issues in order to grift support, paying people to edit his Wikipedia article and deleting videos to preserve his image, and having the audacity as a nepo anchor baby Jeet that attended Ivy League schools to lecture people what it really means to be an American, Vivek is a dogshit choice to vote for. As a businessman, this medecine maker is more of a medicine faker, since rather than actually innovate, Vivek just buys unwanted or failed drugs and passes them off to another company to make profit while gambling with other people's money. All and all, let's hope that the good people of Ohio yeet the Jeet and DO NOT REDEEM SAAR!

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Special thanks to @Tread Miller, @Lieutenant Rasczak, @WelperHelper99, and @Sensitive Young Man for their assistance in making this OP.

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