I got it from that poems nigga on the xitty and someone else in the thread quoted the same thing he said (without video) earlier in the thread.
I mentioned this before everyone started arguing about what the lyric is (who cares, he's a lying retard whose story changes constantly, make up your own mind). He hesitates when he would say "put banana in my mouth". Every time. It's like the punchline to the whole bit. He can't help but be uncomfortable about the lyric that reveals his secret fantasy.
Believe it or not, there's still people, even on this board, who refuse to believe what a massive flaming faggot he is. So the strategy of closeted denialism seems to have some efficacy.
Ok sure he's autistic.... but is he wrong?
Yes, because you put the sauce in the holder once the lid is already opened. He essentually has it backwards.
Are you genuinely asking whether The Guy who tried eating cup noodle with a spoon, who didn't understand the mechanics of eating chicken off the bone and called it "work", who can't grip a knife and fork correctly and ends up holding them sideways or upside down, who moves his head towards the fork to bite the food rather than moving the fork to his head like a civilized person, who does some weird hand movement that looks like he's about to swing a backhand in tennis merely in order to eat a slice of pizza, is this stupid? Are you really seriously asking this?
The 30 minute banana song narrative timelapse video by Meerkat demonstrates this brilliantly. By the 10th time of him pretending that he doesn't know what the banana song is he suddenly starts questioning whether the mere concept of featuring a banana in a song is even possible. His denials of knowing the song become so ridiculous that while I was listening to the timelapse I wondered whether he would start denying that he knows what a banana is.
To abuse the old Omni-Man meme "he doesn't". I mean seriously what is his daily life? Rolls up drunk out of bed at 10 am (probably) he sips a coffee and eats some trash, does his stream, eats dinner with his whale does another stream drinks himelf into a stupor rolls into bed at 3-4 AM. Rinse and repeat
That's my favourite thing about it, everytime he sings it, he ends up creating a new version. Making the whole thing even funnier.
its a fact that if phil embraced the banana song, we surely would've hated it back then.
Nigger what. You can't be serious.
This blows my mind. You don't need a fucking PHd to figure this out, neither to be valedictorian. How retarded can one be? I bet even Jayde can figure this "puzzle" out.
