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The Sportsnet promos for the gold medal game were using fucking Trump in them. Fuck off, lol.

As a matter of national pride, it kinda fucking sucks Canada couldn't win.

As a pragmatist, this was coming and most serious Canadian hockey fans knew it. Binnington vs. Heller was a no contest, lol, and the roster selection was about as bad as 2006 (incidentally also in Italy.)

Hockey Canada is becoming increasingly more of a joke in terms of team selection, talent development, management, etc.

Is this what Brits feel like with football?
 
Caught cheating at curling, lost to their mentally retarded brother, the ice is truly melting over in Canada.
 
lost to their mentally retarded brother,
and don't forget it
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We have so many spare Stanley cups we use them to drink apple juice, nigga
 
As someone from the Midwest that does care about Hockey, Canada can go fuck themselves and anyone who wants to hate on the US team winning can drink bleach.

If you saw the team taking photos with Gaudreau's daughters and his jersey after the game you'd know how much more important to the US team this medal was.

Lame ass loser Canadian team and their retard fans acted perpetually like they were owed a gold medal just by existing while the US team went out and earned it.

Also a special fuck you to the Huffington Post, I hope all those stupid cunt journalists have to resort to sucking dick for rent. But at least twitter (their main source of validation) universally bullying them for their stupid stance was funny.

Go watch Hughes post game interview with his fucked up teeth talking about how much he loves America. I was in tears for the whole ceremony. Loving your country and being the best you can be should be celebrated more.
 
Holy shit, the reaction to us losing has been insane. I swear, America could have invaded us and the reaction would be less severe than the results of this game. I remember the days where people wouldn't admit they were American in other countries to avoid being shamed, now I'm thinking I'll have to do the same just to avoid being laughed at.
People like you get easy citizenship in America.

Tom Homan told me so.
 
The Sportsnet promos for the gold medal game were using fucking Trump in them. Fuck off, lol.

As a matter of national pride, it kinda fucking sucks Canada couldn't win.

As a pragmatist, this was coming and most serious Canadian hockey fans knew it. Binnington vs. Heller was a no contest, lol, and the roster selection was about as bad as 2006 (incidentally also in Italy.)

Hockey Canada is becoming increasingly more of a joke in terms of team selection, talent development, management, etc.

Is this what Brits feel like with football?
The last few world juniors cracked me up, "we didn't have Bedard/Macklin/Schaefer in the line up." It's a U20 tournament and its your national sport, you should be able to make a couple of competitive teams with your population and player base. One or two guys shouldn't be the difference in a tournament like that, it's not the Stanley Cup finals.

The sun is setting for Canada's dominance in hockey. I can't wait in 20 years when they start trying to hype pajeet players like they are generational talent and are instead awful.
 
The last few world juniors cracked me up, "we didn't have Bedard/Macklin/Schaefer in the line up." It's a U20 tournament and its your national sport, you should be able to make a couple of competitive teams with your population and player base. One or two guys shouldn't be the difference in a tournament like that, it's not the Stanley Cup finals.
Canada seems to go through these cycles. It's funny that almost the exact same thing happened in Italy 20 years ago. Dumb roster selections (it was decided to not include Crosby on the team, for one example, but also guys like Jovanovski and Bertuzzi being included) and a Canadian team more or less 'expecting' a gold medal like it was their god given right.

I love/hate that about Canada. But we're a nation that gets its patriotism from a beer commercial and have an inferiority complex when it comes to America, so, like, what the fuck are you expecting?

The problem with this being treated as a 'down' cycle is that the American program has rapidly outpaced Canadian development and I don't think it is going to catch back up given how much more money and assets are put in American hockey dev, and instead of trying to keep pace, we're seeing shit like Hockey Canada getting into a slapfight with the BCHL (because they wanted to keep the US collegiate option open for players and ended up becoming an independent league after years of legal wrangling) rather than trying to keep pace with other countries.

Goaltending is a sort of microcosm of what is going on with Canadian hockey. Going back 20 years you had a number of guys (Brodeur, Turco, Price, Fleury, Luongo, etc.) and the current goaltending situation is fucking bleak, especially when compared to other nations and their goaltending development.

The other uncomfortable truth regarding this Olympics, and this isn't being meant to take away from America's gold, is that Russia wasn't participating.

I am pretty certain that Russia would have also provided problems for Canada, especially with the deep goaltending pool they had to draw on and how easy it is for a good goalie to get into a groove on such a short tournament. I don't think America would have had as much of an issue with them.

The sun is setting for Canada's dominance in hockey. I can't wait in 20 years when they start trying to hype pajeet players like they are generational talent and are instead awful.
It's been horrible being a Canucks fan for exactly this reason. They drafted some pajeet (Prabh Rai) and they couldn't stop hyping him up as some offensive dynamo who was gonna be the next great forward for the Canucks. Was there any reason to think this? No, he was a 5th round pick (for non-hockey nerds, the odds are incredibly low to turn into even a depth, low-tier player from that draft position) and his only real offensive standout year was when he was an overager in his draft+2 year.

Spoiler; he washed out and ended up stealing a bunch of izzat (and $3 million dollars) in a fraud scheme against another pajeet businessman.
 
I was actually wondering where it came from. The closest direct example of Ice Hockey is a Netherlands game called IJscolf, played with sticks and a ball on ice. Of course, because Canada wants to stick to being the origin of it, they also do a fucking land acknowledgement about how ACTUALLY it was the natives who created it, and the european games of shinty and hurling that existed for hundreds of years just kinda contributed to it.

We deserve to never win another game till we end this cuck shit. So fucking annoying.
Ice bandy is usually what is considered the direct ancestor to ice hockey. There was a time when Europeans were playing bandy, and calling it hockey, only for Canadians to show up and start beating the hell out of them. But there are a ton of medieval games like the Dutch one you mentioned that were popular all over Europe, on and off the ice.
 
Canada seems to go through these cycles. It's funny that almost the exact same thing happened in Italy 20 years ago. Dumb roster selections (it was decided to not include Crosby on the team, for one example, but also guys like Jovanovski and Bertuzzi being included) and a Canadian team more or less 'expecting' a gold medal like it was their god given right.

I love/hate that about Canada. But we're a nation that gets its patriotism from a beer commercial and have an inferiority complex when it comes to America, so, like, what the fuck are you expecting?
The feeling that they are owed cups and golds is what made me hate canadians, I remember originally when I was getting into hockey, I actually thought the habs and leafs were cool, lots of history, cool uniforms, I wasn't a fan but I thought they were neat. Then I started encountering their fans and they are just the worst people ever, especially the habs fans. They just expect that they should be given everything. Like that shit with state taxes being factored into the salary cap, that idea is solely to give Canadian teams an advantage because it's perceived that taxes are the only reason they can't win a cup, not the terrible management, terrible weather, living in canada etc. And when they don't get they want, it's a massive hissy fit.
 
I know Kash sucks but still funny, Also again, fuck Canada.
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Canadians are genuinely unwell over a hockey game. I used to think MAiD was cruel but now I'm seeing it doesn't go far enough.
We built the wall on the wrong border. Now there's nobody to defend the north.

If I stop posting after a few days, look for my name in the obituaries under "flattened by a Trucknadian"
 
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