DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
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LongJohnSilvers said:
the birthday marathon will be glorious. its literally phil day and each year support gets worse which takes a toll on phil.
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And he'll be going on about his birthday long before it happens too. Maybe he'll bring back the absurdly large balloons to celebrate 44 years of wasted life. Also it's pretty funny that wings and phil share the same birth month, maybe they really are meant for each other
 
Ivan Daniloff said:
He’s going to be so fucking mad at and humiliated by the reaction to that insane…play-by-play of himself playing a video game that we couldn’t see (??). It’s just a matter of how long it takes him to react. Add in 3 missed nonexistent goals and hoooooboy. Could be good.
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I cannot wait. He really had no idea just how fucking stupid that idea was, I'm sure seeing everyone clown on him was a complete surprise to him. Are we going to get:

1) He ignores it or,
2) "I'm not the idiot that designed it without a way to stream while you play! Nothing I can do! Don't blame me blame Nintendo!"

Honestly if he was smart he would take the night off because he's assuredly already hitting the gin to cope. Oh, wait, he can't because he's a broke bitch that hasn't hit the goal in days. Welcome..... home. Try not to get too sloshed before you haul your fat ass into that smelly office tonight, champ.
 
On the one hand banning all political stuff from LSF has made it painfully boring, but it has also allowed posts about DSP to get tractions where they would have been buried by the 50 Asmongold and Hasan posts before.
 
Optimus Crime said:
Imagine if YouTube stays down for the rest of the night. And kick bans him. Finally, salted, roasted pig...

*fuck it's back on
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Imagine one day Youtube goes down for days/weeks/months because a server exploded and set the building on fire and when investigating the cause it's revealed the server that exploded was loaded exclusively with DSP space Gaming videos.
 
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Almost half a million views in a couple hours, guess it's not just the reddit retards who think you're a clown, Phil. Welcome ... home.
 
BlockedByDaylight said:
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Almost half a million views in a couple hours, guess it's not just the reddit retards who think you're a clown, Phil. Welcome ... home.
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Was this the King's plan all along? To act so retarded that he managed to catapult himself back into the limelight with pure bait? I'm awestruck and kneeling.
 
Caliph of Abu Baka said:
Was this the King's plan all along? To act so retarded that he managed to catapult himself back into the limelight with pure bait? I'm awestruck and kneeling.
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He has definitely tried that in the past, such as the fake kingdom come meltdown. I honestly think this one is just pure autism of the highest order.
 
Can we get a wellness check at the Snort Fort? He's never this late to the night prestream, he likes sitting there wasting everyone's time rambling too much.

I fear Khetherine is giving him the belt for getting onto r/LivestreamFails again.
 
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i know this doesnt mean much since this nigga has been alluding to this for years now, but the idea of this happening is so funny. Frank calling Khet a fat ogre to her face at Costco while Phil does nothing, then he goes on stream later that night and has the biggest crashout in years... "THE TROLLS are now STALKING ME IN REAL LIFE and ATTACKING ME and MY FAMILY! THIS IS ALL OF THE DETRACTORS' FAULT! YOU ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN! YOU ARE THE WORST PEOPLE IN SOCIETY!" etc etc etc. he will be totally mind broken for years.

i hope "soon" actually means soon. as in, like, this year.
 
ackack99 said:
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i know this doesnt mean much since this nigga has been alluding to this for years now, but the idea of this happening is so funny. Frank calling Khet a fat ogre to her face at Costco while Phil does nothing, then he goes on stream later that night and has the biggest crashout in years... "THE TROLLS are now STALKING ME IN REAL LIFE and ATTACKING ME and MY FAMILY! THIS IS ALL OF THE DETRACTORS' FAULT! YOU ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN! YOU ARE THE WORST PEOPLE IN SOCIETY!" etc etc etc. he will be totally mind broken for years.
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At least he will have something to talk about besides UberEats between snort sessions.
 
Gee Willows Wilson! said:
Fuck me this SF stream has been painful.

However, when you see Phil win this many times, it really shows better his flow chart and mayushing.
When he's losing he is more reactive and random. When he is winning, he does the same shit over and over.
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It's maddening isn't it? He's bitching nonstop about pattern play while he is literally playing the most blatant pattern with Lily. Like he's always a pattern player, but his grapplers (Zangief and Lily) are by far his most pattern-driven. Just the same one or two sequences over and over and over.


 
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Burn In Hell Burnell said:
It's maddening isn't it? He's bitching nonstop about pattern play while he is literally playing the most blatant pattern with Lily. Like he's always a pattern player, but his grapplers (Zangief and Lily) are by far his most pattern-driven. Just the same one or two sequences over and over and over.
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Bugged pattern mechanics dood, nothing he could do.
 
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