LOU: A Drama in Several Acts
The new new paypig, Emoria ("friendship OVER with GRAY, now EMORIA is my best friend"), boosts Lou's beg.
He gets his money, thanks his paypigs, and informs us that he's putting aside some of the money "for a vday treat to myself (please don't yell )".
Any more money you send will go towards those darn bills, promise.
Brimming with confidence and at the height of his power, Lou tells us that he's a fat, tranny, therian, pansexual, demisexual Pokemon lover, and if you gots a problem wit dat, OH WELL. *snaps fingers*
And offers a Before And After tranny picture, which even he has to admit doesn't look any different:
But alas, flush with success, hubris begins to unravel his plans. The gods do not suffer the follies of men who fly too close to the sun.
First, Paypal fails to provide instant access to his cash. Lou demands to speak to the manager.
Then Lou gets hungry...
Lou's hunger drives him to eat lunch.
Please just this read one. It's amazing.
Broke and penniless once again thanks to his ill-fated encounter with Lunch, the defeated lion sheepishly slinks back to the begpost, asking but not demanding $15 for water, and maybe bills?
If you can't help it's 10000% cool.
I'm not sure what he means by "dropped a mega line on our county commissioners", or why he thinks buying himself Valentines Day presents is something anybody would tolerate, but at least his new new post-Meals on Wheelgate friends know that their generous donation money will be promptly, and entirely, spent on a single lunch, so delicious that it causes Lou to fall into a deep depression at the library.