Official Kiwifarms OTP shipping thread / Official Kiwi Farmer Bingo

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Would you ever meet a user offsite?

  • Yes

    Votes: 292 42.3%

  • No

    Votes: 212 30.7%

  • I have no idea

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LOL why not, this seems fun.
I'm a T&H female.
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I too will list out, but that's cause I don't have that many:

-foid (True and Honest)
-Christian (preferably Orthodox)
-low maintenence
-introverted
-likes reading
-hwite (preferably from the SE USA)
-also enjoys sporting events (preferably collegiate football)
-can drive for herself
-can cook for herself (I like cooking, I just dont want to be the only one)
-not a liberal
-can drive herself
-can put up with weird work hours
-likes pets
-wants kids
 
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agent_donkey said:
The fact that everyone feels the need to specify "good hygiene", horrifies me.
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It's crazy that a lot of men (and some women honestly) don't realize that standards aren't high, and that if you just had good hygiene, not act like a faggot/cunt and have some ambition and self worth you would attract someone. Really is simple as. You don't need pedo muslime gay daddy podcasts to help you in anyway
 
Travis Touchdown (REAL) said:
Dire Dire Cocks

Thread 'Duolicious'


Duolicious is a dating app for 4chan users, made by retards people on 4chan's /soc/ board. It is currently the laughing stock of the wider Internet because of it's user-base being almost entirely (scratch that, entirely) pick-me women and men disguised as women.

Origin
It all started when a namefag known as "duodaddy" posted a thread to 4chan's /soc/ board on July 21st, 2023, shilling his website as a "experimental matchmaking service for /soc/ anons"
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From that thread:
Null said:
There's a lot of couples and marriages that started on the forum. It used to be a joke on the forum that if I got you laid you owed me $20 for T&H. I still get applications for the Lovequest trophy about once a year.

I think that most people are independently capable of identifying people who share their interests and then talk in private. I'd like to pretend the forum is less retarded than whatever neurotic antisocial goonclowns still use 4chan. For them, I don't know what to suggest

You really do not want to meet and hook up with a woman from 4chan. You just don't. I promise.
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Null said:
We've had at least one a year since 2013. Four mods, even.
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At least 1 per year. Consider the size of the userbase and how global kiwifarms is. The odds of completing your love quest is huge. Just put yourself out there bros. There is a femkiwi out there waiting for you.
>b-but, what if she's fat or ugly
Who cares about the paintjob, tell me how the engine runs.
 
Waffle Iron said:
From that thread:


At least 1 per year. Consider the size of the userbase and how global kiwifarms is. The odds of completing your love quest is huge. Just put yourself out there bros. There is a femkiwi out there waiting for you.
>b-but, what if she's fat or ugly
Who cares about the paintjob, tell me how the engine runs.
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Emboldening words for all Kiwis stricken by the love bug, delivered just in time for Valentine’s Day. :heart-full: :ratface:
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
It's crazy that a lot of men (and some women honestly) don't realize that standards aren't high, and that if you just had good hygiene, not act like a faggot/cunt and have some ambition and self worth you would attract someone. Really is simple as.
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It's the ambition and self-worth that are the real struggle.
 
I don't care if it's retarded, embarrassing, and insane, I owe it to the forum to contribute content when I am able; the wheel of entertainment is greased with the oily residue of dignity, and all that.

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Maaaaaaaaaaaan, pls pls pls gf (no homo) pls. I have XX chromosomes. I know you ladies are out there dammit. I don't care if it's cringe, Bumble and other apps have failed me numerous times. No one on those apps can keep a convo going. Also been flaked on too many times and gave up. I just want a likeminded friend who may even laugh at a lolcow or two.
 

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Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
I'm lazy af so i'll just list them out

-autistic (a must)
-loves to learn
-loves music (appreciates noise,industrial, detroit techno, all gay electronic bullshit)
-appreciates how Austin Osman Spare called Freud and Jung, Junk and Fraud.
-loves to go for walks
-will have fun going out dancing, actually get down with me
-high stamina a must
-honestly not preferred body "type" but must wash their ass and try to be somewhat healthy (I like some stock)
-has their own shit going
-not a faggot
-hates trannies,hates illegals, hates Israel, hates the antichrist
-enjoys just talking about shit, gets into it, likes conspricies
-ambitious, always working on stuff
-legit real passion and knowledge in something
-doesn't need to constantly do stuff together
-enjoys being cooked for/ likes trying new foods
-likes going to museums, coffee shops, bookstores, libraries etc
-READS BOOKS (a must!)
-like to go camping
-likes to go for drives, road trips, like to see new places, go to weird places
-likes apple picking
-likes to watch all kinds of films from weirdo foreign films, to giallo, to animation like thief and the cobbler
-likes cartoons
-and most importantly, you think the original full metal alchemist is the best anime ever and brotherhood sucks
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You sound like an absolute blast to hang out with, genuinely.
 
awoo said:
Idk why I started posting on this site again. It's like poisoning my mind. There is no genuine human connection here. Even the usernames I recognized have disappeared.
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A lot of people get used to dropping slurs and shitposting. I often think twice when typing outside of the 'ol Farms.
 
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