DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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Phil is the Dent Catcher in the Rye. By his holy mission of depriving some of the most deranged retards with access to the internet of all their disposable cash, he prevents them from being able to afford to partake in regular interactions at the store, library, etc. As a shut-in himself, he is providing them with an example of how to be a sussessful hermit.

He is the dam that dams a retarded river from getting us wet with PISS, and all it takes is for him to get wet off it every day
 
Phil returned to the scene of the crime.
chiobu said:
His death shocked fans and sent ripples through the music world, but decades later, Kurt Cobain's final moments are under renewed scrutiny.

The Nirvana lead singer died on April 5, 1994, at age 27, from a self-inflicted shotgun wound at his Seattle home.

At the time, the King County Medical Examiner ruled his death a suicide by a Remington Model 11 20-gauge shotgun.
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With all these sussessful "experiments" phil's been conducting recently, maybe he could find a job as a scientist or some shit. Narcissist manchild Burnell really is an expert in all fields.
 
Free Jasper said:
I wonder if he’s been isolated for so long that on some level his fans aren’t people anymore; just text on the screen and donations.
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That's exactly how he sees them. He doesn't want to get to know them or acknowledge they have their own lives. Remember the time someone in chat was talking about their recently deceased sibling and phil went full pissbaby on them for derailing the stream with their grief while he was having a tuff day. If they don't show up and support they don't even exist.

If he could replace them with bots that had access to funds and would just repeat dick sucking pahsitive comments and post up gayming guides in chat he totally would.
 
It's almost like he has become a parody of himself. I'm sorry if I'm repeating what has already been said, but he's doing everything he has always done but more extreme now. Like, we're getting another puppet master speech, together with him contradicting himself in street fighter in a few minutes with no self-awareness at all. He's always been like this, but not this extreme. I wonder if all the years of lying has caused his memory to deteriorate to the point where he literally can't remember what he did in the past few minutes, except for the money he gained this stream of course. But he even that is something he lies about constantly, at least when referring to the "success" of old streams.
 
hollow night is sussessful.
anon: $50
1 hour into the gay play: 170 viewers
kang's can: $214
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crisol unsussessufl stream
anon: MIA
1.5 hour into gay play (same dsp local time as above): 170+40% viewers
kang's can: $57
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let's see.
how can a streamer grow:
A) $214 and 170 viewers
or
B) $57 and 170+40% viewers
 
It is remarkable that after today's schizo rant about being the puppet master of everything, we see room temperature dents pissing away money like it's nothing, i find it incredible to think what type of fucking idiot you have to be to not see the blatant issue with this middle aged faggot. There's people out there even more retarded that DarkSydePhil himself, and that's a fucking feat in itself.
 
It's crazy that Phil has had so much real life drama on stream (bankruptcy, unpaid taxes, wanking on stream, etc.) and the thing that has turned him into a raving lunatic is having a minor interaction with another streamer.
 
Does Phil think we just don’t pay attention to every fucking thing he creates immediately turns to shit and he is forced to rely on dirty tactics?

DSP Reacts: Went to absolute dog shit mid-first episode and never got bigger

DSPolitics: Could have been an easy home run if Phil leaned into being a piece of shit racist grifter but nah too big of a pussy so it failed miserably

WWE Champions: Another EASY dub. Started strong and then became absolutely boring as fuck. His one passion and he couldn’t keep it entertaining

Fat Bitch Kat Co-op: Could have been moderately interesting if she wasn’t an actual retard and turned into a god damn blimp. But nah, disgusting, boring, and too awkward to be good and not awkward enough for legendary cringe content

DSP Drama Broker: This only works if you have charisma. Dead on fucking arrival.

I surely could go on and on. Everything this asshole touches turns to SHIT. Someone here put it best, he’s the dog feces version of Midas. Let’s talk about Phil’s actual dubs and see if we see a pattern

Roping the dents into a sunk cost fallacy vest streak during COVID: Screaming success.

Tricking the dents into a cat reveal: Huge win

Begging like a fucking desperate crackhead: Pretty damn successful

Whatever shitty rewards he could beg for with bacon streaks or whatever the fuck they were: Pretty good!

He’s only successful when he relies on lying and manipulation. I’m glad it took this retarded new experiment to learn this himself though.
 
Phil trying to parse his fundamentally chaotic life will always be a lost cause because it's impossible to deduce some kind of reasoning when you have zero deductive skills. For being the "master of his own destiny" nothing he does has any affect on anything, it's all just the whims of whales and trolls regardless of him doing anything positive or negative.

Taking it at face value though, believing Phil has conclusive evidence after his experiment that he should *checks notes* beg more because that extracts more money from your audience, why would you then relay this information to your audience?
I know he said "transparency" but... is it really all that transparent to tell your audience you're secretly running psychological experiments on them in an effort to get more money from them?

Phil's cognitive decline continues to impress and horrify
 
he just had a pretty fun crashout about 220 while playing hollow knight
i have no idea what hes talking about, but he came up with some elaborate explanation about a guy trolling him acting like a dent with some insane storyline about the dent passed away and now her father is DM'ing him on twitter to stop being mean and he starts accusing iron chef sakai about being this girldent who talks with a lisp in chat but it doesnt make sense to type the way you speak and the dad is also the sockpuppet
 
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shekelshoah666 said:
Still can't fucking upload shit in the correct order 18 years later fucking lol it's actually unbelievable how little he cares.
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He doesn't even need to baby sit uploads... All he would need to do to make sure the uploads are in the correct order is just use the schedule feature and do this:

Video 1: scheduled at 12:00
Video 2: scheduled at 12:05
Video 3: scheduled at 12:10
Video 4: scheduled at 12:15

and so forth...

This is absolutely just common sense and any YouTuber with a lick of intelligence would figure out this.
 
Free Jasper said:
I wonder if anything’s going on
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khet's rent is due the 15th
Bloodypinky said:
because his "was cheap and was never going to work anyways".
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It's because he doesn't know how to set up any of the mechanism. Which he'll have to do regardless. They do not come assembled.
GibMoneyPls said:
He also retconned the crying in the bathroom story. It wasn't him! It was someone else! And they climbed into the ceiling on ceiling tiles!
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Even his lies are lazier than usual.
Fridge Raider said:
And now he's talking about how his time is valuable, like he's the only dude that has ever valued his time. WHY DO YOU THINK YOU DON'T HAVE ANY VIEWERS. They value their time too!
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While there is not one ounce of value to his time.
Son of Big Boss said:
He doesn't even need to baby sit uploads... All he would need to do to make sure the uploads are in the correct order is just use the schedule feature and do this:

Video 1: scheduled at 12:00
Video 2: scheduled at 12:05
Video 3: scheduled at 12:10
Video 4: scheduled at 12:15

and so forth...

This is absolutely just common sense and any YouTuber with a lick of intelligence would figure out this.
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He doesn't watch them at all. He hits 'upload' on all of them at once. How have none of you figured this out yet?
 
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