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what if he's grounded for a month, and if he survives he won't get evicted lol
💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls
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Badlands0102
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The thought of a 35-year-old man being grounded makes me laugh my ass off.
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momgrandma won't let him out of the house, he doesn't know how to feed himself or clean himself/his clothes, he can't count or do math, his teeth are falling out, he gets grounded still, he can't drive, he's afraid of going to the dentist or doctor
fuck looking like a 14 year old, this dude lives the life of a 6 year old
Homeboy Bob Proctor
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Sally doesn't want to interact with chance she always shoos him away back to the attic, shes like 72 years old and wants peace and quiet so she just lets chance do whatever he wants in the attic as long as hes not too loud and she puts her blinders on.
That being said, her cable was cut 3 or 4 times in the last month, maga people where supposedly knocking on her door, and then her phone number got doxxed to 1000s of 15 year olds who subscribe to willam glory hole, and god knows how many door knocks she got from various law enforcement agencies.
Sally used to blame marty for all chances internet issues now that hes been gone for a while maybe the delusion is fading. Also CVG has been calling ED and letting him know what chance has been doing and sallys hearing about it from ED.
And once he went mainstream it was not just trolls fucking with him, it was everyone everywhere calling him a goblin dumb fuck.
He threatened the lives of federal agents multiple times and kept doubling down while its a hot button issues in the world.
Maybe she finally had a come to Jesus moment after 7 YEARS MARTY that her retarded grandson is the actual problem and if he had limited internet access things would quite down at 339,
I can't even imagine having to talk to the cops 200 times a year because a retard who lives in my attic keeps stirring up shit on the internet. I don't know how she did it for this long.
I don't think sally will ever fully admit chance is a huge piece of shit because its reflects so poorly on her terrible parenting skills, but i do think since little chance had his big boy trip to the mall things have gone super downhill at 339 and sallys finally putting her foot down.
That being said, her cable was cut 3 or 4 times in the last month, maga people where supposedly knocking on her door, and then her phone number got doxxed to 1000s of 15 year olds who subscribe to willam glory hole, and god knows how many door knocks she got from various law enforcement agencies.
Sally used to blame marty for all chances internet issues now that hes been gone for a while maybe the delusion is fading. Also CVG has been calling ED and letting him know what chance has been doing and sallys hearing about it from ED.
And once he went mainstream it was not just trolls fucking with him, it was everyone everywhere calling him a goblin dumb fuck.
He threatened the lives of federal agents multiple times and kept doubling down while its a hot button issues in the world.
Maybe she finally had a come to Jesus moment after 7 YEARS MARTY that her retarded grandson is the actual problem and if he had limited internet access things would quite down at 339,
I can't even imagine having to talk to the cops 200 times a year because a retard who lives in my attic keeps stirring up shit on the internet. I don't know how she did it for this long.
I don't think sally will ever fully admit chance is a huge piece of shit because its reflects so poorly on her terrible parenting skills, but i do think since little chance had his big boy trip to the mall things have gone super downhill at 339 and sallys finally putting her foot down.
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I wonder if they never got their box fix after the last one.
Ether spectrum or sally refuses to deal with it again.
I rather spectrum be the hero to our story of keeping him off the internet
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buddy he said we're terrorists, and his biggest enemy with a thread is gone
he ain't ever coming back unless a buddy troll tells him to, and even then he's not going to see your totally epic insults or care
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Wow, it's been two years since he posted on Marty's thread
Time flies when you're a faggot
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Do you guys ever just stop and think about exactly what a sad, stunted life the creature has had and will have? I know everyone here knows far too much about him at this point to ever truly pity or sympathize with him, but when I think about what a shell of a life he's been cursed with it's the closest I get to any kind of pity.
35 years old, and he has never known - and will never know - so many of the things most grown humans value and live for. He'll never know what it is to establish and maintain adult relationships, whether with colleagues, neighbors, or lovers/spouses. He'll never know the fulfillment of pursuing and advancing a career. He'll never have the pride of maintaining his own independence and improving the life he's made for himself.
Instead, he will live, as Marty would often say, the life of a twelve year old on a permanent summer vacation, forever, until his AIDs of the teeth finally catches up to him. When an adult is tired from working and maintaining a home and dealing with their family's needs, that might almost sound nice, but the more you think about that life, the more you realize it's a curse.
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I'm curious about the raxx grounding now. He at least has his phone since he's posting on facebook. By now I would have expected him to at least done a singalong or something because I'm sure that doesn't count in his mind and he has literally never been able to help himself in the past. Maybe she confiscated his chromebook and hid it in her bedroom? Just telling him not to use it, threat or no, surely isn't enough to keep raxx from protecting his family. He thinks he's above punishment from sally so I doubt any threats from her are keeping him offline, and consequences from law enforcement mean nothing to him until a cop/fed actually comes to the house and threatens him to stop like with him whipping his pecker out on stream. But if that happened I'm almost certain we would have heard about it since I'm sure whoever is fucking with the house probably has nearly 24/7 surveillance on it.
Then there's this Jackie character. I assume she's a William plant because if she isn't he would have raxxed out about her by now and started making threats and posting addresses. So likely not the same person responsible for cyraxx getting the xbox, Worst case scenario in my eyes is she is the one responsible for him not livestreaming by promise of toys or pussy (the only things raxx will somewhat behave for other than real life threat of going to jail) and we've reached a point of cyraxx exclusivity where you have to tune in to the william and southern show to see new cyraxx content. I don't believe that scenario much but it would be awful if true. Just speculating wildly because I'm bored.
Then there's this Jackie character. I assume she's a William plant because if she isn't he would have raxxed out about her by now and started making threats and posting addresses. So likely not the same person responsible for cyraxx getting the xbox, Worst case scenario in my eyes is she is the one responsible for him not livestreaming by promise of toys or pussy (the only things raxx will somewhat behave for other than real life threat of going to jail) and we've reached a point of cyraxx exclusivity where you have to tune in to the william and southern show to see new cyraxx content. I don't believe that scenario much but it would be awful if true. Just speculating wildly because I'm bored.
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Sometimes i get caught having philosophical thoughts about Raxx
How some trolls say that they hate to see him happy but i don't think this guy ever feels truly happiness. What is happiness to me? To me is having that weightless feeling when you live the moment with no worries at all just enjoying life as it is, the kind of moments you will remember fondly for years to come
Raxx "happiness" consists in short dopamine surges, being from games, social validation or jorkin it, they're fleeting, come and leave just as quickly they arise. So i imagine that Raxx constantly lives with that uneasy feeling, that thing you feel in your stomach when something is seriously wrong and that you should urgently correct, but he never does
Maybe he was happy when he was a child, at some point he was a child and children are pure with no malice or worries, but then everything went wrong and he's stuck in his vortex of inaction and retardation
I disagree with Marty about his life being a vacation. Vacations are without of worry, concern and are pleasurable. Raxx existence is such that even orgasms wouldn't feel as good. It's truly hell, i know he's evil and deserves no sympathy but i can't help but think how awful of an existence his life is. Too dumb to change, but too conscious to ignore the ever present pain of such inadequate way of live. Death would be a blessing at this point, i reckon
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Badlands0102
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12-year-olds can at least do basic math. Creature is more like a 6-year-old mentally.
Creature lost his phone when he fell down the hill. Family is such poor white trash, it will be a while before he gets a hand-me-down to replace it. They are always about 10-15 years behind in tech. He does have a Chromebook to get online.
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He will never know true satisfactions.
He may think that his screaming and tapping on coffee cans are akin to musical genius, but he'll never know the pleasure of making something that is on the level of his inspirations, or seeing someone jam out to his song. I recently made some baked goods for others; one relative said it was the best pie she'd ever had, and someone I'm at most aquaintences with lit up with joy.
He'll never know the feeling of a hard day's work. He'll never feel the type of tired of working his body while building muscle and stamina, or working his mind and solving a major problem that no one else could. I spent the evening cleaning my place and clearing ice from a neighbor's driveway; initially I dreaded it, but moving in the moment motivated me, and ended with everything looking better than before.
We miss the lack of responsibility we had as children, but it was a false sense of freedom. We were still beholden to our parents, their rules, their transport. Chance is trapped in that attic and solely dependent on others for everything. If you or I have cabin fever, we can just go out for a walk or drive to clear our heads; Chance is literally locked inside and has nowhere else to burn off anxious energy.
Ultimately, perhaps his greatest sin is he's selfish. He does nothing for others, unless it directly benefits him and requires minimal effort. Children will make basic/terrible art, but they often make it for loved ones to make them happy. Children may want to have fun first, but they will shadow parents/grandparents as they do odd jobs, even asking if they can help. Chance does none of this, and frankly at this point he never will; the only person that matters to Chance is Chance.
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If there's one chance (heh) that Chance might do the best of his situation is [religious sperging ahead] take advantage of a horrible life to reflect upon the nature of suffering and it's origins (craving) and make a change. Suffering will continue for as long he values material possessions and petty recognition to caress his ego. Once (if) he truly realizes it, the suffering stops. He'll log off for the last time and try to fix things. I doubt it he'll do it, but in this world the only ever certain we have is death
But being realistic, he'll still be the same screeching dumbass that we'll point and laugh until the music finally stops and he chance dances his last dance
Trashytrash
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Grandmommy putting her foot down
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I think the best evidence for the idea that Sally doesn't receive benefits is the brief call she had with Marty the second time he showed up to Akron. After he apologized for the fallout of his visit, he not only laid out exactly why all the chaos and drama was happening, but even offered a pretty basic plan for Chance to take SOME responsibility around the house by paying for a portion of the Wi-Fi bill.
Sally refused to even engage with the idea. She offered multiple reasons why it wouldn't work, and even after Marty countered with ways to get past that, she just sighed and threw up her hands and resorted to saying "I don't know" like a child until the conversation shut down entirely.
@anliteralidiot has brought up Sally's complicated (and often pretty sad) history, which I think explains it, but it's pretty obvious that she's adopted an attitude of being defeated before she even tries. It's the reason she just sighs and shrugs or gets frustrated when the cops tell her she needs to get Chance off the internet.
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I don't think people can realize how mentally fatigued Sally must be having to deal with Chance 24/7, a extremely mental taxing routine and people still harassing her house, breaking stuff, threatening her... I'm listening to Morty's Dale Lynn interview coverage and i noticed in the comments that people are just 8 or 80. She's rightfully angry about all the situation, trolls harassing Sally and throwing all the weight upon her. She raised Chance badly, for sure, but you can't really oversimplify stuff like that, it's a very tricky situation. In my view Sally is basically hostage to Chance and just stunlocked in a impossible situation with a solution that might be "obvious" to who views from outside, but very tricky from within the family
I also disagree with people shitting on Dale Lynn for being "impolite" in the interview, i think she was actually very cordial to Death by Design, considering she could just hang off the call or never agree to give him this interview at all. I sympathize with her views and disagree with @AntiMatterMorty that she's defending Chance, because that's not what really happens. Actually Chance hates Dale Lynn because she doesn't coddle him in the first place. I think she's right to be furious to see her mother in distress, i think 90% of the people would have a similar stance if they were on her shoes
Anyway, people expect too much of Sally, now an almost 80 years old woman to solve this problem, it's unrealistic to do so. Chance's problem should be solved by law enforcement, and it's more of a flaw from Ohio's laws than Sally at this point, he's a 35 year old man, not a child, and pretty aware of whats right or wrong. Bothering and blaming Sally at this point does nothing
There's a saying where i'm from, "if you don't get educated at home, you'll be by the streets". I think it sums up the situation
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I agree with this for the most part. Especially the bit about the situation being past the point where we can expect an 80 year old woman to do much to effectively wrangle the screeching goblin creature in her attic.
I think there's evidence that Sally DID try with Chance at some point... he references a special needs school, he hung out with a girlfriend at some sort of disability conference, he knows about Operation Smile so it's fair to say maybe Sally reached out at some point, and there was even that social services visit that Chance thought was a PBS documentary. It makes me genuinely curious when she stopped trying? What straw broke the camel's back? Maybe that stuff just kind of fell into her lap without her making much of an effort, who knows!
More goblin lore I fear we may never truly uncover.
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We had a sneak peek of the horrors at 339 when Chance raxxed out on Ed and Sally during his little Evanescence cover show last year. Sally's voice man, that's actual fear, the way her voice cracked when she yelled "get upstairs". In my opinion is the most terrifying thing i've ever seen among all horrible shit we see related to Chance. She's a hostage, no doubt. Unfortunately mother love can be a terrible thing. I live in a place where crime's bad, criminal factions, cartels and such. Many get in a young age. Their mothers always suffer. They won't condone their childrens criminal acts, but what can they do? It's heartbreaking, loving their sons even when their actions leads to all sort of horrible things, people with assault rifles invading their houses, or getting beat up their addicted sons because she won't give him money for drugs, all the violence, they all grief when they eventually get killed. Mothers will still love her sons even when they take war into their homes, so it's not surprising to me that a mother would still love their weirdo if trolls are messing with her and her houseI agree with this for the most part. Especially the bit about the situation being past the point where we can expect an 80 year old woman to do much to effectively wrangle the screeching goblin creature in her attic.
I think there's evidence that Sally DID try with Chance at some point... he references a special needs school, he hung out with a girlfriend at some sort of disability conference, he knows about Operation Smile so it's fair to say maybe Sally reached out at some point, and there was even that social services visit that Chance thought was a PBS documentary. It makes me genuinely curious when she stopped trying? What straw broke the camel's back? Maybe that stuff just kind of fell into her lap without her making much of an effort, who knows!
More goblin lore I fear we may never truly uncover.
But be it assault rifles or their retarded goblin child getting trolled online, there's not much they can do, it's law's enforcement time to act. The solution is simple, evict Chance and have him face the consequences like a man, but after many decades of abuse you simply just give up and whatever happens happens