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Man, 24, goes to hospital with ‘WW1 bomb stuck in rectum’​

Sarah Hooper

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The man was complaining of pain when he went to Rangueil Hospital (Picture: AFP)

Doctors in France had an unusual shift this weekend after a man came to the hospital with a historic artefact shoved up his anus.

A 24-year-old man came to the hospital in Toulouse, complaining about pain but offering no details.

After entering surgery, it was discovered that he had pushed a 16x4cm World War One shell dating back to 1918 in his butt.

Doctors called the bomb squad, and the hospital was soon flooded with law enforcement and firefighters.

Firefighters confirmed to Le Parisien that they defused the bomb shell, and there was no further risk of danger.

The man, however, is still recovering from surgery and could face charges for violating France’s weapons legislation.

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The World War I-era explosive had to be removed through surgery (Picture: Getty)

He’s not the only person who’s risked his life shoving rather – shall we say, unorthodox – items into his behind.

A 45-year-old man risked losing his life after enduring 10 days with a metal cup stuffed up his rectum before finally seeing a doctor.

It was believed to have been inserted into his anus by friends as a drunken prank during a raucous party in Surat, Gujarat, a dry state of India.

The cup was around 3-4 inches in diameter and 6 inches long, according to local reports, and his attempt to remove it the following day backfired.

It lodged the item further up his rectum, but he spent days suffering in silence as he was too embarrassed to tell anyone.

And a kilt-wearing pervert shoved antique items into his anus last year – a makeup brush, an antique bottle opener and a tobacco tent can.

Mitchell C Vest, 60, dressed in a kilt, was caught putting them up his hole before placing them back carefully on the shelves at The Antique Gallery in Houston, Texas.

Yes, it happened again. Article from the last time it happened:

Baguettes are into some crazy stuff.
 
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Leylon Sneed said:
My grandmother used to work in an ER. Sometimes she gets going, even back in the 60s they were pulling all kinds of weird shit out of dudes asses. The one that always stuck with me was a glass jar, full of nails. The only others I remember were vegetables, how do you even get an eggplant up there?
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Back in the 80’s I was a new working EMT also going to school in an upstate NY Arctic hell college town. This was when the urban myth of Richard Gere sticking live Gerbils up his ass was running wild. Now this has long been dismissed as an urban legend. And it is doubtful that even New Yorks Randiest Gay Culture could ever succeed in actually getting a Gerbil up a man’s ass.

But let me tell you first hand, a truly disturbing number of them tried.

These assorted idiots always failed to grasp that the rodents were not willing participants, and that the rodents had teeth. Letting Lemiwinks near your nutsack was a great way to be introduced to the agony of old school Rabies Treatment. Filling out the paperwork on the idiots was always entertaining. Particularly disturbing was how many of these degenerate idiots were using rodents “borrowed” from the University Labs. Because why pay for a “Pet Quality” rodent when you could just borrow one from the biohazard lab?
 
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Leylon Sneed said:
My grandmother used to work in an ER. Sometimes she gets going, even back in the 60s they were pulling all kinds of weird shit out of dudes asses. The one that always stuck with me was a glass jar, full of nails. The only others I remember were vegetables, how do you even get an eggplant up there?
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I guess “One Man, One Jar” goes back further than we thought…
 
If it's phallic shaped or can be shaped into a phallus, it's going to end up in somebody's ass. Considering that in modern times with proper sex toys with flared bases, people still opt for anything else, it doesn't surprise me.

Although it's hilarious that people are willing to risk a torn shithole over anonymously purchasing sex toys, but we all know it's a kink and they should be bullied for it.
 
So you find a hard to fine historical artifact, and the first thing you think of doing is shoving it up your ass?

As a WW1 enthusiast, this unironically makes me kinda mati.
 
he should've used an empty casing so he could fart it out in the OR. great party trick, we used to call it the Human Howitzer.
 
The only thing I've ever had up my arse was a doctors finger and I nearly hit the fucking ceiling.

However, if I was into shoving random stuff up my jacksy and got something stuck I'd at least be honest at the hospital, I mean surely you want the people who've got to get the thing out of you to have all the facts?

These fucking retards and their absurd "I slipped in the shower and landed on it" stories aren't fooling anybody, they're in an emergency ward with a team of medics labouring to remove a cold chisel from your arse just take the fucking shame and be a man about it.
 
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