Remember when he said he's aging gracefully? And that he doesn't dye his hair? Pepperidge farm remembers.
You have to cut him some slack.......he's working on his sexy and trying to look crispy.
It's the greatest development since PigPigGo.
Can you imagine stopping your stream to stretch over and ban a guy for saying "Philbo Beggins"? He's so ridiculous. Also lol at the guy getting banned for giving him advice on Sagat.
I remember when he asked Keemstar if he dyed his beard, I would assume hoping he would lie like him, instead Keem just said yes. Of course he fucking does.
Jesus Christ. I thought the side profile was bad. How do you fuck up the hairline so bad? It's almost like a reverse bowl cut.
Phil dyes his hair. He has for years. His goatee is left to its nauseating salt-and-pepper as a misdirect for the hair.
Really? I never noticed it always looks grey to me. But maybe that's more to do with him being a fat cunt.
What is the link to that site?
I think that is the kwality of Phil that makes people laugh at him so much. He is such a ridiculous little pig man, made all the more funny by how dead serious he takes himself. He's always been obsessed with being Mr. Cool dude, and the only way he is able to keep up that illusion is to make himself the King of Dents, where since his audience are literal retards, he feels superior by comparison. But remember folks; he's not a children's entertainer.
Phil lying as much as he does is the reason so many of those things exist. If every other sentence out of his mowlth wasn't a lie, he wouldn't have people tracking the shit he says.
