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TV's Adam West

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! DEGENERATES! LOLCOWS! AND EVERY SICK FREAK IN BETWEEN! WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR ON KIWI FARMS!



It's YOUR host, the one, the only... ADAM WEST!

You know me, you love me, you've probably cursed me in the dead of night from such CLASSIC hits as:

The Nostalgia Critic thread
The zoosadism thread
And the legendary Jim "cancer patient nigger" Metokur thread.
But tonight... TONIGHT WE GO BIGGER! DARKER! MORE GLORIOUSLY MORBID!

I'M PROUD TO PRESENT... ADAM WEST'S KIWI FARMS DEADPOOL 2026 – OPEN REGISTRATION SPECTACULAR!

VITA ES MORTE ES VITA!
LIFE... IS DEATH... IS LIFE!


Folks, the Reaper's got a hot hand this year! Old timers teetering on the edge, health scares popping like fireworks, celebs one bad Tuesday away from the obituary page! Never waste a tragedy—turn it into GLORY!

HERE'S HOW YOU PLAY, CONTESTANTS!

You pick TEN celebrities—real, famous, verifiable names (no obscure e-girls or your neighbor. )
Predict who checks out permanently between RIGHT NOW and December 31, 2026 (confirmed dead before Jan 1, 2027)

THE PATH TO VICTORY?
First player to rack up FOUR confirmed deaths from their list... WINS AUTOMATICALLY!

(bell dings dramatically)

Multiple hit 4 on the same grim news day? We go to total deaths tiebreaker. Still tied? Sudden-death showdown: youngest celeb to drop among the tied players takes the crown!

AND THE GRAND PRIZE?
ONE FULL MONTH OF KIWI FARMS GOLD!

THE RULES—LISTEN CLOSE, OR GET BOOTED FROM THE STAGE!

Post your 10 picks right here, numbered 1-10. Full names, maybe toss in age or "why they're toast" for extra flair points!
No duplicates on your own list—variety or bust!
They gotta be alive when you post. Already croaked? Swap 'em before deadline!
Any cause counts: natural, accident, OD, "fell down stairs suspiciously"—as long as major news confirms it.
Edits allowed 'til deadline—then LOCKED IN!
REGISTRATION CLOSES FEBRUARY 15, 2026 (midnight-ish, use your best judgment). Miss it? You're just a spectator!
Talk shit, post memes, link fresh graves—it's encouraged!
EXAMPLE ENTRY (don't steal mine. )

Dick Van Dyke – 100+, guy's older than sliced bread!
Buzz Aldrin – 96, moon man finally landing for good?
Esther Rantzen – 86, that's life... ending soon?
Clint Eastwood – 95+ could have sworn he died way before.
...and 6 more death picks to round it out!
SO WHO'S GOT THE GUTS? WHO'S GOT THE GRIM REAPER ON SPEED DIAL?

Drop your lists BELOW! Let's fill this thread with predictions, trash talk, and eventual obituaries!

First to FOUR claims the GOLD!

MAY THE MOST MORBID CONTESTANT... WIN!

Vae victis, you beautiful bastards!
 
And as for me...

1 Eva Marie Saint (102) — Oldest living Oscar winner, sorry last stand, it's nothing personal.

2. Mel Brooks! 100 this year!

3. Burt Ward. This is a literal throwaway guess.

4. Bob Dylan. I swear to you, he died in the 2000s but no.

5. Joe Biden, old, cancer.

6. Nick Reieketa, drug overdose!

7. Bruce Willis. I'd admittedly be upset if this happened.

8. Buzz Aldrin, old as hell and the earth is flat.

9. Harvey Weinstein.

And 10. Justin Timberlake.
 
TV's Adam West said:
AND THE GRAND PRIZE?
ONE FULL MONTH OF KIWI FARMS GOLD!
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Wow, this will be though.
  1. Mel Brooks (as it was said before, he's old)
  2. Joe Biden (also said before, old and has cancer)
  3. Donald Trump (with how leftists act, it's almost bound to happen, though I do hope he doesn't die)
  4. Jean Chrétien (old, has some health issues)
  5. Clint Eastwood (old, though he is healthy, so it's unlikely)
  6. Kanye West (mentally ill, bound to kill himself or overdose, though maybe not this year)
  7. Eva Marie Saint (already said before, she's old)
  8. Sean Combs / Diddy (probably going to kill himself in jail or people will beat him to death)
  9. Dick Van Dyke (very old, has some health issues)
  10. Shéyaa Bin Abraham-Joseph / 21 Savage (throwaway, just chose someone young that I felt like would die this year)
Sorry if this list isn't good, this is the best I could think of.
 
1. John Williams
2. Bruce Willis
3. Dolly Parton (her husband died recently, I think she's gonna fade fast)
4. King Charles
5. Dick Van Dyke (god I hope not but I'm not feeling super confident)
6. Britney Spears
7. David Harbour
8. Khamenei will be assassinated within the next four months.
9. Ghislaine Maxwell
10. That kpop guy Felix will kill himself when someone outs him massively for wanting to troon out

Bonus round, but not for points:
Billy Cosby and Wendy Williams.
 
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TV's Adam West said:
Nick Reieketa, drug overdose!
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We could only hope, but alas I think Nick has some kind of demonic entity that keeps him around to make him fall every deeper, somehow.

  1. Dolly Parton, 80. Dies from botched surgery or because of her many previous surgeries.
  2. Tim Walz, 61. Mysterious death that happens when no one expects it. Possibly terrorist related, could be a handshake with Trump, is definitely related to the Minnesota fraud debacle. Will be called a traitor by self-hating white people and he will be hanging out in hell with Dick Cheney.
  3. Emma Watson, 35. Suicide after the pendulum swings back and she can't ever retract her heinous words towards JK Rowling.
  4. Bradley Cooper, 51. Thrown off a balcony in a lovers brawl between him and Hugh Jackman.
  5. Sigourney Weaver, 76. Natural death.
  6. Alice Cooper, 77. Natural death.
  7. Margrethe II, Queen of Denmark, 85. Natural death.
  8. Jeremy Clarkson, 65. Farming accident.
  9. Mr. Metokur, I don't know how old he is. Cancer will finally come to collect the hat man, and the Internet will be the poorer for it.
  10. Alyssa Mercante, isn't she like 45? BPD suicide when her latest beau breaks it off with her because she lusts after Smash JT's cock.
 
Christopher Lloyd
Iggy Pop
Tommy Tooter
Britney Spears
Foodie Beauty
Dick Van Dyck
Mick Jagger
Jean Chretien
Nancy Pelosi
lindsey wagner

Edit: Too late to say Catherine O'Hara?
 
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This sounds like fun.

1. Wes Watson (OD, Suicide, Killed in prison for being a loud mouth)
2. Braden Peters/Clavicular (OD, Suicide, botched DIY surgery)
3. Vince McMahon (Old, reportedly in very poor health as he has no purpose after being kick out of WWE)
4. Donald Trump (Old)
5. Nancy Pelosi (Old, also think she will die this year instead of Biden as a fun plot twist)
6. Michael Caine (I hope I'm wrong but he is 92 and chair bound)
7. Ali Khamenei (Assassinated)
8. Bruce Willis (Dementia)
9. Willie Nelson (Natural Causes, reportedly he has early stage pneumonia)
10. Boogie2988 (Just fucking die already)
 
1. Stuttering John Melendez
2. Steven Spielberg
3. Clint Eastwood
4. Howard Stern
5. Mel Gibson
6. Elton John
7. Ethan Ralph
8. Joe Biden
9. Mitch McConnell
10. Bill Clinton
 
1. William Shatner, 90, I had a premonition + nutrek
2. Buzz Aldrin, 96, the old era must end
3. BossmanJack, 30, this is the only way he's getting a house with some land
4. Tina Louise, 91, how is she even still alive
5. Dianne Feinstein, 90, dies of zombification
6. Ian McKellen, 86, gay cancer
7. Terry Bradshaw, 77, cancer
8. Mick Mars, 74 going on 120
9. Gloria Steinem, 91, eaten by cats
10. Mark Hamill, 74, beaten to death by mooslims; last words: "it's just a movie, it's not real!"
 
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1. Taylor Swift
2. Elon Musk
3. Mr. Beast
4. Christopher Nolan
5. Oprah Winfrey
6. Barron
7. Tom Brady
8. Jimmy Kimmel
9. Connor McGregor
10. Maduro (suicide in prison)

I probably won't win, but oh man if I do.
 
1: Mel Brooks
2: Dick Van Dyk
3: Clint Eastwood
4: Eva Marie Saint
5: Woody Woodbury
6: Ray Anthony (American Trumpeter and Actor)
7: Elizabeth Kelly
8: Patricia Wright
9: Jacqueline White
10: Liz Fong-Jones (Fuck it why not)

I'm playing the numbers game
 
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