🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Butt_Pouncer said:
Its been a while since I last watched him but I was aware what was goin on with him. Hes down bad worse than Cobes I'd argue. It never got really this sad with him.
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I don't know if Cobes thought he was going to die aa soon as he did. He knew he was going downhill fast though.

Styx is probably not going to die, but he THINKS he is, so he's being super maudlin about it. Plus he was Eeyore drunk when he was talking about it.
 
If this old version of yt-dlp is actually grabbing the stream itself, I'll probably have something to share tomorrow after transcoding. It's going to be 2GB source at this rate.
 
Butt_Pouncer said:
Its been a while since I last watched him but I was aware what was goin on with him. Hes down bad worse than Cobes I'd argue. It never got really this sad with him.
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Cobes could handle his liquor a lot better, and he got way drunker than Tard. Tard has low constitution and is a faggotty twinky twig. Cobes would drink like a fish. Downing most of a fifth of booze, etc.
He also made wands and was a far better magic user. I think Cobes was a more interesting person, Tard is leaving behind pee pee poo poo menus and Nutty Norman and defending the idea his daughter will see him as a creative and gifted writer.
I have zero desire to rewatch any shit Tard makes.
I have to keep myself from finishing the Cobes Extra Cheese Extra Bacon Onions Jalapenos Papa Johns Stuffed Crust Pizza EPIC. Tard is a scared little piece of shit shut-in fucking loser who abandoned his daughter, an Aryan princess and heiress to a shoe company and chose to live in Rutland with Mommie Pam over The Netherlands - Tard isnt even a person, he is a pile of past little boys who were like Dipshit Derek mixed into a manchild walmart hot topic satanist mall magic user walmart warlock.
Cobes was Cobes.
Tard is a little pussy who chose to be a manchild despite being gifted an Aryan princess and a daughter and a real country.

Papa John's Loop Word Count with KingCobraJFS

"stuffed crust review" transcript

-up. gets pizza What's up? Check thaaat out. Extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, stuffed crust pizza. Got a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies. Yes. slurps garlic butter You heard that right folks, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza. slurp Mmm. Got a two liter of Mountain Dew to go with it, the King Cobra special at Papa John's. Large, stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon. I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three so I was like "yes." slurp Oof. So I got a large Papa John's pizza; stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, onions, jalapenos. Yes. Look at that, YouTube. You know you want some of that goodness. Large -- large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon -- shit. Jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, smothered in garlic butter. Let's quit talking about it and qu-- quit talking about it and start being about it, yes. Goddamn pizza fucked me over, hold up. Got the alfredo sauce. The pizza I ordered from... the pizza I ordered from Papa John's is delicious. Alfredo sauce, got a stuffed crust extra large pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions... anchovies... anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese, anchovies, like I said... mmm. This is my go-to special at Papa John's. Large stuffed crust pizza with anchovies -- jalapenos, onions, extra bacon. Extra cheese. Extra... extra bestest pizza here. Papa John's epic stuffed crust pizza. A large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese on alfredo sauce. Got an epic stuffed crust pizza. Three cups of garlic butter. The jalapenos, the onions, providing that pop for that cheese. The extra cheese and the bac-- extra bacon. This pizza's delicious. Three cups of garlic butter on top. Two is more than plenty. Yes. slurp, slurp, slurp Garlic white butter alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust cheese pizza with garlic butter smeared on top, yes. That is delicious. Large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon, garlic butter, jalapenos on top. Oh, that's good. Mm. This stuffed crust pizza, Papa John's. So good. Large stuffed crust extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, and alfredo sauce. Smeared by two to three garlic butter cups on top. And you got the Papa John's Cobra special. So good. I'll be doing a food hack... when... I'm done with this pizza. Which won't be long. Mm. Large stuffed crust pizza... alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on that stuffed crust action, smeared in garlic butter. Yes. Mmm. That alfredo sauce on top of the pizza is where it's at. Papa John's, you provided the stuffed crust, you gave me the option to add alfredo sauce, and I took it. A large alfredo sauce stuffed crust pizza, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies. Mm. Smeared with three cups of garlic butter, I asked for two but ya'll gave me an extra one, I appreciate that. Oh, that's good. The jalapeno on this pizza... provided a nice spicy bite. Oh, that's good pizza. Large... stuffed crust pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, alfredo sauce. That is the ultimate... That is the ultimate pizza from Papa John's. About to grab another slice. Fuckin' ridiculous. slurp This pizza... Alfredo sauce on point. Now... Papa John's is not a sponsor, buuuut, for this King Cobra custom... Papa John's pizza... ya'll are fucking dank on this dude, like this... is what I would order from Papa John's again if I was ordering their pizza. Large stuffed crust pizza with alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, yes. Extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions, stuffed crust cheese. Oh, this is good. Hmm. Large stuffed crust... from... Papa John's. That large stuffed crust gotta have alfredo sauce, bacon... extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions. Garlic butter. You're a fan of King Cobra, you gotta try this pizza. If you don't got Papa John's in your area I'm sorry to hear it. Please excuse the house flies. I've had my fuckin' window open all day. This isn't just stuffed crust, this is epic... this is Papa John's epic stuffed crust. Oh my god, YouTube. Large stuffed crust with chicken alfredo sauce. Extra bacon, extra cheese... jalapenos, onions. You've heard me-- you've heard me repeat this several times, buuut the pizza that I ordered from Papa John's is beyond dank. Would I order this exact pizza again, absolutely. Like, that Papa John's pizza is exactly what I would order if I was at their establishment, and I'm happy with the purchase. Eeeyes, to toast off the evening... sound of fly buzzing past microphone cheers. fly buzzes by once again Don't have to have alcohol to have a good time. Although I've got plenty in my fridge, heh heh, yes. Catch you laters, thanks for watching.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
If this old version of yt-dlp is actually grabbing the stream itself, I'll probably have something to share tomorrow after transcoding. It's going to be 2GB source at this rate.
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Thank you so much. Please accept this Eeyore in exchange.

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TulpaTownW said:
oh, i attempted it but my yt-dlp bugged out. i guess im probably out of date like you.
it works now that the stream is ended and went much faster.
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I'm running some ass-old 10/25 version available via snap because that's what I had under WSL (lol). Looks like the MP4 fragments are OK, but it's 1280x720 with high bitrate audio. Going to let ffmpeg chew on that tonight and maybe I'll have something useful tomorrow to upload.

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Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
I'm running some ass-old 10/25 version available via snap because that's what I had under WSL (lol). Looks like the MP4 fragments are OK, but it's 1280x720 with high bitrate audio. Going to let ffmpeg chew on that tonight and maybe I'll have something useful tomorrow to upload.
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i mean i just downloaded the stream and it was only 478MB in .webm form. the upload to here is hanging at 100% in my other tab, idk if thats cause of the site's disk issues or something. am i stupid and hitting a filesize limit?
 
TulpaTownW said:
i mean i just downloaded the stream and it was only 478MB in .webm form. the upload to here is hanging at 100% in my other tab, idk if thats cause of the site's disk issues or something. am i stupid and hitting a filesize limit?
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Depends on what your source stream was. I grabbed the high quality mp4. You have to tell it which stream format to use. Your webm is possibly fucked. I'll check this tomorrow and if it's good I'll put it up somewhere. Finished fsater than I thought. 382MB.

SHA256 file hash: 487aa020b5eff630e913b1289d3cb1edffee65e5ef4ddc1bcb1f35646a5e08ae

 
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Anyone who makes a decent six figures doesn't talk about how much they make as a flex.

This bum-ass nigga, paying for a sloppy ho instead of his own child is laughable. I do remember he went on about the tax cut he'd get by having a dependent just before he got married (he even brought a tax accountant on his videos).

Laylithe is clearly an attention whore with no direction and just easy pussy. She's an embarrassment to women who actually have gone through DV. You escape, flee, move on. You don't go on KF to vent like it's your personal diary, you CUMquat. If any men want a prime example of "don't stick your dick in crazy." She also seems like the type to mirror everything about you in relationships because she has no identity of her own. She went from pretending to be gardening Trad wife wannabe for her then husband, to a goth astrology chick to garner this loser's attention again.

Idgaf about any of the chicks, but why can't Sam let that chick living with him have her time? She seems like she actually gives a fuck about the dude. She pays rent. Helps his drunktard ass. His family likes her. Freely fucks him. Things Sam will never be able to do, so she stays mad. Misery loves company.

Tarl is sad and delusional . Imagine thinking you are God, and being holy humbled in life.
 
Human Mystery said:
Anyone who makes a decent six figures doesn't talk about how much they make as a flex.

This bum-ass nigga, paying for a sloppy ho instead of his own child is laughable. I do remember he went on about the tax cut he'd get by having a dependent just before he got married (he even brought a tax accountant on his videos).

Laylithe is clearly an attention whore with no direction and just easy pussy. She's an embarrassment to women who actually have gone through DV. You escape, flee, move on. You don't go on KF to vent like it's your personal diary, you CUMquat. If any men want a prime example of "don't stick your dick in crazy." She also seems like the type to mirror everything about you in relationships because she has no identity of her own. She went from pretending to be gardening Trad wife wannabe for her then husband, to a goth astrology chick to garner this loser's attention again.

Idgaf about any of the chicks, but why can't Sam let that chick living with him have her time? She seems like she actually gives a fuck about the dude. She pays rent. Helps his drunktard ass. His family likes her. Freely fucks him. Things Sam will never be able to do, so she stays mad. Misery loves company.

Tarl is sad and delusional . Imagine thinking you are God, and being holy humbled in life.
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Imagine being mentally retarded enough not to listen to what I am saying, I am trying to teach people but the kids seem too busy eating paste. They simply dislike me for various reasons. You are Dylan,
 
Peachorino said:
February 2024 is now complete, view the full sheet here.

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Here's the total revenue for said month (top number is gross, bottom factors in Youtube's 30% cut.

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The $500-$1,500 spikes you see are his election streams, which used to be very lucrative as you can see. Despite him having just left the Netherlands a couple of months beforehand, his revenue stream was still very solid, and there were still lots of first-time superchatters at this point, though the election and political turmoil at the time were helping him immensely.
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Cha ching! But that does not include sponsor money, literary income, Rumble ad revenue, Patreon, Subscribestar...

I am doing fine babe.
 
Peachorino said:
though the election and political turmoil at the time were helping him immensely.
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The political unrest could be helping him right now too if he wasn’t such a self-destructive drunk retard. Like this husk if a man is so out of it, he barely knows what’s going on. Everything he does is poorly researched if it’s researched at all. What an absolute waste of flesh. Thanks for taking the time to crank out these financials. It’s really interesting to see how his crash out has affected his donations.
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Depends on what your source stream was. I grabbed the high quality mp4. You have to tell it which stream format to use. Your webm is possibly fucked. I'll check this tomorrow and if it's good I'll put it up somewhere.
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@TulpaTownW and @Paul Revere Pantry Raider

I have both webm and mp4

yt-dlp --cookies-from-browser firefox --js-runtimes deno --no-continue -f "bv*[ext=mp4]+ba[ext=m4a]/b[ext=mp4]" --merge-output-format mp4 "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFy4ldhVwI0"

Extracting cookies from firefox
Extracted 2083 cookies from firefox

[youtube] Extracting URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFy4ldhVwI0
[youtube] kFy4ldhVwI0: Downloading webpage
[youtube] kFy4ldhVwI0: Downloading tv client config
[youtube] kFy4ldhVwI0: Downloading player c9168c90-main
[youtube] kFy4ldhVwI0: Downloading tv player API JSON
[youtube] kFy4ldhVwI0: Downloading android sdkless player API JSON

[youtube] [jsc:deno] Solving JS challenges using deno

[info] kFy4ldhVwI0: Downloading 1 format(s): 398+140

[download] Destination: Tuesday LIVE： Skirts on Men, Minneapolis, Greenland, Barron Trump Saves a Girl [kFy4ldhVwI0].f398.mp4
[download] 100% of 419.72MiB in 00:00:21 at 19.54MiB/s

[download] Destination: Tuesday LIVE： Skirts on Men, Minneapolis, Greenland, Barron Trump Saves a Girl [kFy4ldhVwI0].f140.m4a
[download] 100% of 69.44MiB in 00:00:10 at 6.86MiB/s

[Merger] Merging formats into "Tuesday LIVE： Skirts on Men, Minneapolis, Greenland, Barron Trump Saves a Girl [kFy4ldhVwI0].mp4"

Deleting original file Tuesday LIVE： Skirts on Men, Minneapolis, Greenland, Barron Trump Saves a Girl [kFy4ldhVwI0].f398.mp4 (pass -k to keep)
Deleting original file Tuesday LIVE： Skirts on Men, Minneapolis, Greenland, Barron Trump Saves a Girl [kFy4ldhVwI0].f140.m4a (pass -k to keep)

502416 -rw-r--r-- 1 nigger 197121 514470311 Jan 27 18:39 Tuesday LIVE： Skirts on Men, Minneapolis, Greenland, Barron Trump Saves a Girl [kFy4ldhVwI0].mp4
490172 -rw-r--r-- 1 nigger 197121 501933354 Jan 27 18:17 Tuesday LIVE： Skirts on Men, Minneapolis, Greenland, Barron Trump Saves a Girl [kFy4ldhVwI0].webm

Seems Tard's shit 720p camera makes for small files. These are ~ 500 MiB

Let me know if you all need them.
 
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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Imagine being mentally retarded enough not to listen to what I am saying, I am trying to teach people but the kids seem too busy eating paste. They simply dislike me for various reasons. You are Dylan,
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@Styxhexenhammer666 Man, you showed up on the Farms drunk, and somehow still thought you were going to control the narrative. Thats the most on brand thing youve done in years. You didnt expose anyone, didnt defend yourself, didnt land a single point. You just publicly confirmed the downward trend people already suspected.

On your videos and livestreams you talk like a man who abandoned responsibility and then built an entire personality around pretending that was a philosophical choice. You didnt get betrayed. You walked away. From your daughter. From stability. From adulthood. And instead of owning that, you numbed it with booze, weed, and attention-seeking until your brain started buffering in real time.

The sad part isnt the drugs or the drinking. Plenty of people spiral quietly. The sad part is you still think youre performing strength while displaying pure decay. Every video shows a progress report on executive function failure. Slurred logic. Emotional whiplash. Grand claims followed immediately by self-pity. You argue like someone whose inner monologue lost its editor years ago.

You didnt get unlucky. You didnt get hunted. You didnt get misunderstood. You aged into irrelevance while clinging to chaos like its proof youre still alive. You confuse notoriety for power and intoxication for authenticity. Thats not rebellion. Thats chemical avoidance with a keyboard.

Watching you spiral isnt shocking anymore. Its procedural. Videos drunk. Say too much. Rewrite history. Blame everyone else. Repeat. The only mystery left is how long youll keep pretending this is anything other than a slow-motion collapse youre livestreaming out of spite.

And the kicker?
Your daughter will grow up knowing exactly who wasnt there.
Not from rumors.
From timestamps.

Youre not a tragic figure.
Youre a warning label. You should read the label on booze and cigarettes. Its meant for you, you are that guy , you are the reason they have warning labels.

And tonight just added another line of fine print. And your creativity, the mark you left on the world? Fucking pee pee poo poo menus, shit edits of crap books and Nutty Norman. You are a shitstain on history, and Liz keeping you from Tarlette so you cant smear your shit all over her means you might be leaving one useful creation despite your best efforts to poison her with this public spiral.

Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Cha ching! But that does not include sponsor money, literary income, Rumble ad revenue, Patreon, Subscribestar...

I am doing fine babe.
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You told the judge you are fucking broke.
So choose. You lied to the judge, or you are lying now.

Styxhexenhammer666 said:
My disease is people like you.
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No, your disease is booze, alcoholism and self hatred. You are a shut in because you are scared to complete any real challenge in life.
Sitting at moms house. Drunk. Abandoned your daughter. Unwashed, smelly, stupid, slurring words, losing your grip on "fame" and have no other skills to live by.
 
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