🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
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A Bossman Story
 
I choose to believe that the rehab facility tried literally every technique to stop him from smoking crack, until finally they snapped and offered him one hour of free gamba if he would just stay clean (((he smoked crack anyway like a b0ss)))
 
They've wired him up to an Electro Shock machine to cure his Gambling. They gave him his phone and each time he gambles he gets zapped.

Right now parts of the Virginia electrical grid are browning out and there is the smell of burning hair wafting over the landscape.
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
BossmanJack is a Universal constant that cannot be broken. He'll break the government before they break his gambling habit.
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He's a bit like the It Follows monster. He will get to the gamba. If one casino passes him on, and he has to find a new one. He will find it. It's only a matter of time.
 
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