💼 Careercow Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid - Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier

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So now we have what's most likely going to be his last wrestling match ever at Effy's Big Gay Brunch, as after this Joey is planning on getting his dick cut off.
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Now he's hoping it won't be but considering what it's going to do to his body I don't see him wrestling after.
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Here's how his fans have been reacting to it.
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And finally his dog died recently. I didn't know where else to put this so might as well put it here.
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Nigger, it's retirement. No doctor is legally retarded enough to tell a tranny it's ok to have their axe wound smashed on tables and ropes repeatedly for a living.

I'm not a wrestling fag, What does a faggotronic retard tranny in the wrestling biz do when they can't wrestle anymore? Do they commentate on dead sports channels like football dudes but to a tiny crowd or what?
 
Big moth tiddies said:
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Nigger, it's retirement. No doctor is legally retarded enough to tell a tranny it's ok to have their axe wound smashed on tables and ropes repeatedly for a living.

I'm not a wrestling fag, What does a faggotronic retard tranny in the wrestling biz do when they can't wrestle anymore? Do they commentate on dead sports channels like football dudes but to a tiny crowd or what?
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I imagine he'll try to be some sort of influencer or wrestling content creator. Or just kill himself. Can't rule that out.
 
Non Incestual CK3 Player said:
I imagine he'll try to be some sort of influencer or wrestling content creator. Or just kill himself. Can't rule that out.
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Well he's said before that he wants to become a twitch streamer again, along with doing onlyfans shit. He's also talked about wanting to run his own wrestling company which would most likely be a disaster considering his poor track record associating with scam companies.
 
He better not pussy out of the surgery (pun intended), troons almost always get funnier after the chop. And why wouldn't the doctor clear him to go back to wrestling? Once his new amhole is healed up it will be indistinguishable from a cis vagina, right??

That's what they always say and they surely wouldn't tell lies...
Big moth tiddies said:
What does a faggotronic retard tranny in the wrestling biz do when they can't wrestle anymore? Do they commentate on dead sports channels like football dudes but to a tiny crowd or what?
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Maybe he'll try to get booked as a ring girl or do commentary. The shows do have commentators trying their best to hype up the amateur shit they're watching, from what I've seen of Jim Sterling's work.
INirvana said:
as a former emo kid, did all the emos turn into trannies? Jesus.
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Most of them cut their hair and grew up.

Joey's too young to be an emo kid any way, he would have been entering his moody teenager phase right when that stuff was on the way out.
 
So another kidd bandit match got uploaded to youtube, this time the match he had in the UK in 2025 with a wrestler named Succubus that was very erotic for some reason.

Besides that he's playing more music again cause he's depressed about life.
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Posts more thirst trap shit while talking about having "Good dick" even though he plans on cutting it off.
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And finally trying to groom that Akira guy into becoming a full troon.
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Lick the Ball

💼 Careercow Post in thread 'Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid'

Semi-related post: Masha Slamovich's ex-boyfriend Akira? The guy she's accused of committing domestic violence against? He trooned out. (Also he beat his previous gf before Masha but people seem to ignore that.)

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This Machine Milks Cows said:
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Now I am not up to date with troon lingo. Is "swang song" just a typo, or is it a troon word for the last thing that you do before the wang gets cut off?
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More than likely the former, but I know Troons love making up words.

Anyways Joey is claiming that if he gets signed to AEW he will postpone his stinkditch installation just so he can wrestle Kenny Omega. Even he admits though that its not going to happen so stinkditch here we come.
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And he's sad about how his match in Texas tonight is going to be his last one.
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Salted Caramel Tears said:
Just running an even, a tiny wrestling promotion is a high-risk low reward type of deal by itself.

He should just stick to being a streamer or shitty musician.
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This. I have no idea how one is supposed to make one without getting into crippling debt. Your wallet will be more crippled than any wrestler that you manage to hire. The logistics alone make it impractical.
 
Joey had his match in Texas, and he did this kickerooski in the match.

After the match he cut this whiny promo that cut out for some reaason.

He popped up in the stream of some twitch hoes, one of whom was Emiru.
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Still desperately hoping he gets his Kenny Omega match along with another "dream" match.
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And finally a commentary video about how much he loves texas where his face looks like its melting.
 
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