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Chinchilla and Bludspeth haven't streamed today, COME ON FAGGOTS. If this were Nova, I swear to God you guys would be on it like flies to shit. I don't think I've had this much fun in a thread this year
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
Chinchilla and Bludspeth haven't streamed today, COME ON FAGGOTS. If this were Nova, I swear to God you guys would be on it like flies to shit. I don't think I've had this much fun in a thread this year
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“Chilla and Bludspeth, we coming for you NIGGERS”
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Osama Bin Laden said:
it makes me laugh knowing the worst thing i’ve done is archive and say slurs
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I think it's imposter syndrome. Most of them know that they're actually shit at their jobs grifts, and that people do this for free as a hobby better than them getting paid obscene amounts of money for it.
Also, not everyone here even says slurs lmfao. For example since she's here, I can't remember seeing @anliteralidiot saying nigger, at least not in a derogatory way? I could be wrong, but from everything I've seen she has a lot more decorum than someone like me who says faggot, nigger, or troon in almost every single post.

Artaius said:
Pretty sure Kiwitubers tell their followings to avoid the Kiwi Farms like the Glowing Sea, leaning into the propaganda that it is an organized cult of white nationalists and elite hackers who commit terrorism, sell CSAM, organize political assassinations, and use CIA torture tactics to push trannies off high bridges.

Joshua Conner Moon is like Saddam Hussein didn't you know? Joke aside, I think that is what's really happening. Like an embargo on information. A forbiddance enforced. Any fans that would dare to read threads on cowtubers then ask questions will find themselves quickly silenced by the Janny Geheime Staatspolizei.
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I feel like there used to be a place for them, the generic kiwitubers I mean, early TurkeyTom, Danknet, Fredrik Knudsen, channels like that where a lot of effort was put into really portraying a cows story in a video format that at the time hadn't been done yet. (I'm purposely leaving out more dedicated channels like dustsmokinghippies, seizurebot9000, bitesized, for reasons I hope I don't need to explain)

Eventually though, I think during lock down, everyone came online and what once was more of a passion thing that took a lot of dedication to learn about and do, became something super profitable that people realized you could just pay somebody to get the highlights for, or just rehash effort posts, record a video with some stolen clips ( I remember Niggermarking things got these people royally pissed) and make thousands of dollars.

From there, as always, lower and lower quality copy cats came out, to the point now where tertiary tier kiwitubers like Lemur are able to make money talking about retards on the internet all the while there's almost no difference between him and half the tiktok cows he covers.

Of course this faggot is going to get mad at us, because we actually enjoy talking about this shit and we do it for free. Compared to the majority of these assholes who are just redditors who don't want to get a real job
Artaius said:
Another reason why they wouldn't want to talk is because none of us would entertain whatever they have to say. I've seen it in some threads and it always turns into a gang rape. The person trying to defend their parasocial authority figure will flop around over every question, deny reality, and get baited into rage quitting the thread. It never ends well trying to argue with the Kiwi Farms because it is hard to argue and twist narratives with a bunch of infoholics.
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Lol I'll be real, I've done some moral fagging in various threads, and I rightfully got jumped over it.
There are always multiple schizos (the good kind) in every thread who have been there since the start, who know all the lore, and will smack someone down for coming in thinking that they can speak on a lolcow over surface level knowledge of recent events.
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
Chinchilla and Bludspeth haven't streamed today, COME ON FAGGOTS. If this were Nova, I swear to God you guys would be on it like flies to shit. I don't think I've had this much fun in a thread this year
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I'm really curious on how these wankers will brush off Gilberto putting his hands on his girlfriend and making her drink when she's underaged, if we take Lili's account as the 100% truth.

You fucking do not ever do that with your partner.
 
Irregardless said:
I think it's imposter syndrome. Most of them know that they're actually shit at their jobs, and that people do this for free as a hobby better than them getting paid obscene amounts of money for it.
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One of my favorite things about being on the KiwiFarms is that I am able to shut down my computer and go outside and deal with real life. I do not need to suck Jewish cock to pay bills. I don't have to censor myself or present a false image to a bunch of mentally ill retards who are way too grown to engage in lolcow content, let alone develop parasocial relationships with them.

I sleep good as fuck knowing that I don't have to deal with BPD pussy, I don't have to deal with making a 20-minute video on how fat Nova is, and I don't have to deal with never having friends because they will turn on you at a moment's notice when it's right. You know how lonely I would feel if I walked into my job and realized "Wow, nobody gives a fuck about me." That's how an average KiwiTuber feels. You guys aren't loyal; it's about as strong as wet toilet paper.

Plastic Paddy said:
I'm really curious on how these wankers will brush off Gilberto putting his hands on his girlfriend and making her drink when she's underaged, if we take Lili's account as the 100% truth.
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I don't personally believe the more extreme claims, but he 100% bought alcohol for her.

Bionicle Enthusiast said:
I wouldn't exactly call them jobs. Lmao.
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If they cleaned toilets at Burger King, that would be a more respectable profession than whatever the fuck they are doing
 
found some real ass niggas in the comment section
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LILI IS GOING TO BREAK INTO GILBERTOS HOUSE AND (G)RAPE HIM IN THE MOUTH
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Osama Bin Laden said:
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"I can't navigate the site it's too hard!"

Alright retards, look here, look listen. Keys in your face jingle, jingle, jingle. Good boys! Now watch.

- Open the site
- You will see a search bar.
- IMPORTANT jingle, jingle, jingle good boys! Now, using your eyes, find a button called "Advanced Search"
- It looks scary but please, be brave. Type into the search bar what you want to see
- Use "Newer than" to narrow things down by a day
- Click "Relevance" then search
- Oh! Jingle, jingle, look at the keys! Good boy! Now this looks frightening but I promise you, it really isn't
- Select the first post
- You will be lost for a moment because the thread is moving fast but you can navigate the page. See those numbers at the top and bottom where "Prev" is? There you go, good boy! Go back to the 18th this month and read.

I'll be extra helpful because it's almost Christmas. The Lemur Leaks begin here, on page 173.

 
Artaius said:
Pretty sure Kiwitubers tell their followings to avoid the Kiwi Farms like the Glowing Sea, leaning into the propaganda that it is an organized cult of white nationalists and elite hackers who commit terrorism, sell CSAM, organize political assassinations, and use CIA torture tactics to push trannies off high bridges.

Joshua Conner Moon is like Saddam Hussein didn't you know? Joke aside, I think that is what's really happening. Like an embargo on information. A forbiddance enforced. Any fans that would dare to read threads on cowtubers then ask questions will find themselves quickly silenced by the Janny Geheime Staatspolizei.
Another reason why they wouldn't want to talk is because none of us would entertain whatever they have to say. I've seen it in some threads and it always turns into a gang rape. The person trying to defend their parasocial authority figure will flop around over every question, deny reality, and get baited into rage quitting the thread. It never ends well trying to argue with the Kiwi Farms because it is hard to argue and twist narratives with a bunch of infoholics.
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The manufacture cows, it's really easy to see. I'm not saying that's something new, but if you look at people like Chris-Chan or even Cyrax, a lot of people were fucking with them just to have fun online, it's more organic than what Kiwitubers do. They (Kiwitubers like Smokey or Kiwitapes) will mention someone like Topiachu/White Bowser/Nova Online, see if their channels get any traction and if it does that just means that they (the cows) are more likely to act retarded online again, so they (Kiwitubers in general) have more content to react to and moralfag over.
It's one step above pure AI-Slop because you actually have to grow a community to do the a-logging in your behalf while you just stay behind moralfagging and getting the checks, but it's still lazy content. I think EVERYTIME i watched one of their videos the only thing that kept me watching was that they were playing an autistic person's video, it's not them, they (kiwitubers) are not fun or interesting at all. It's Hasan Piker-tier levels of reaction, they play 5 minutes of someone's video and talk about it for maybe 15 seconds.
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
I did. I read it.
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Theongogablogian said:
Don’t say that. Your longer posts are great, I enjoy reading them.
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Lol fuck me, that came off like I was sympathy baiting and I sounded like a fag, but thank you both for being real niggas :heart-full:
Osama Bin Laden said:
If ghetto black bitches started covering the Leemur drama, I'd feel like I'd made it
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I'm pretty racist, but I'm ngl, when black people cover lolcow drama, it's usually pretty fuckin funny
MikeyNohMore's RTU doc is a really good example.

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"Alcoholic"...? Nigga she's 18 lmao.
Please, try and press assault charges as a man on an 18 y/o woman of color in California. See how far that goes.

Artaius said:
Alright retards, look here, look listen.
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Kino :smug:
 
You know guys, i was laughing but then i remembered that this fag made like 500 dollars per lazy slop video and i got mad at the internet, joke's on me

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