🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
HONKHONKTIME said:
if you serious ill be serious
i think he hides in his cell, possibly goes out for chow. but i dont think he socializes much. also, he seems like the type of person to complain out loud about how much time he has to do. a gigantic social faux-pas in prison. fights start and lives end over as little as someone serving 27 years complaining to someone serving 35. Bossman barrowing money to gamble inside is technically possible in the same way a baby can fight mike tyson. Money lenders, even prison money lenders, are running a business and dont lend money to obvious dead beats because collection and enforcement is a nightmare chore they hate doing, despite how hollywood depicts loansharking. he could, however, get in over his head with trading food or promising commissary for bumming cigarettes. Coffee is the usual currency in prison, and exorability expensive in the commissary.
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Every time I read these takes on how Boss is doing in prison all I hear is the chattering of rat teeth and the clicking of keyboard keys by tiny rat hands.

Boss likely has a firm grip on the flow of commissary food after he cornered the commissary market after quad chucking a pack of ramen into a massive mountain of junkfood and cigarettes during a prison gamba sesh. Now he's the head of the commissary, handing out loans and enforcing collection through hired muscle he pays in oreos.

By now he's probably also cornered the prison guard milf market. All everyone hears coming from his cell all night would be something along these lines
 
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on an unrelated note, Andrew seems to be doing okay. (Taken from his instagram)
 
Gravityqueen4life said:
Unlike Austin, Drew grew up and decided he didint want to be a worthless drug fiend and found christ.
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It's almost like not being a piece of shit isn't that hard. Mind your own, take care of your own, and don't do things that have traditionally ruined everything for you and everyone around you. We wouldn't have Austin's content without Diane. She's the looney/wine-o enabler who's kids could "never do anything wrong", while I think Scott is over his and Diane's shit. She is the one who drives Austin to "the plug", whether she knows it's crack or not. We know Scott would never leave though because divorce is seen as bad in their wholesome Christian household. That pussy must be that good. DTPN.
 
One of you rats need to start a calendar betting pool in honor of our boy. $5 per entry, pick a date on the calendar and place your bets. Whoever is closest to Austin's release date wins the pool.

Evil Eddie is not allowed to participate due to being an evil fagbag rigger.
 
I'd hate hearing how much fun stuff other people have done in the pat year at the Christmas dinner table whilst I single handedly have been digging a rat size tunnel underneath the prison to get Austin out.
 
Billy Mitchell said:
One of you rats need to start a calendar betting pool in honor of our boy. $5 per entry, pick a date on the calendar and place your bets. Whoever is closest to Austin's release date wins the pool.

Evil Eddie is not allowed to participate due to being an evil fagbag rigger.
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All in on 18th December, I win you lose.
 
AgarthaCrack said:
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HOPIUM ADMINISTERED
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All in on a Christmas miracle here. This is my favorite song about coming home for Christmas, for musical hopium. 🙏


Distant stars, at home up in the heavens
Wonder what they see, are they watching me?
Christmas star, you spin your strands of silver
What a sight to see, are you there to guide me?

Star light, shine bright
See me through the dark night
Light mine, half way
Guide me home for Christmas day

Midnight stars, they sail the sky in silence
Hearing all they see, are they hearing me?
Christmas Star, you watch the world so wisely
At my journey's end, will you be my true friend?

Star light, shine bright
See me through the dark night
Light mine, half way
Guide me home for Christmas day

Christmas star light
See me on my way
Light mine, half way
Guide me home for Christmas day
 
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