Liz Fong-Jones / 方禮真 / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey / Honeycomb.io Field CTO - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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“Wanna know how I got these scars?” *lifts skirt*
My mother, was an achiever, and very traditional. And one night, she goes off crazier than usual. My snake tranny gf gets the dilator to defend himself. She doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, she shows a family photo to him, crying while she does it. "Broken BRANCH! Ancestors cry!" Comes at me with the photo "NO. MORE. FAMILY!" She throws my birth certificate at my face. "Let's find a woman for my son!" And...

Ho ho, rhy so seereeus?
 
I logged in just to repost this selfie from elliot :story:
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That's the face of someone whose legacy will be a posthumously awarded world record for time spent thinking about Josh while dilating.
 
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Liz Fong-Jones said:
I'm brown.
Dawg, your skin is the same color as a Simpsons character. You look like a Lego minifigure. If I wanted to paint a Warhammer version of you, I'd look up Imperial Fists tutorials. You are schoolbus-colored. You are a walking hazard stripe (the hazard is rape). You look like a legal pad. Nick Stahl played you in Sin City. Coldplay wrote a song about you. You're like if a lemon was square. "I'm brown." :story:
 
Liz Fong-Jones said:
the number of my ex-colleagues who are kiwi farmers is... more than just the one I've outed so far.
Liz, self-awareness is not a strong suit. Listen up, bitch. If colleagues are willing to risk life and limb to talk shit about you and other insane people like you, perhaps the problem is you. Or, they just hate brown people. Sure.
 
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