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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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@Null you apparently rank above airports.
 
I love airports. There's a certain serenity to sitting down next to a concrete pillar with your phone plugged in drinking coffee and watching the crowd run around. There's this odd feeling you're with thousands of people during a very important time in all your lives, but they're just walking by you.
 
Null said:
I love airports. There's a certain serenity to sitting down next to a concrete pillar with your phone plugged in drinking coffee and watching the crowd run around. There's this odd feeling you're with thousands of people during a very important time in all your lives, but they're just walking by you.
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Dawg I've gotten on an airplane to go to a sausage slaughter factory to try to get them to buy software. That was not a very important time in my life.
 
Null said:
I love airports. There's a certain serenity to sitting down next to a concrete pillar with your phone plugged in drinking coffee and watching the crowd run around. There's this odd feeling you're with thousands of people during a very important time in all your lives, but they're just walking by you.
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Jesus, when did you become such a romantic? Lmao
 
Rage Pig said:
He's fantasizing nigger stories'n'shiiiet
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Holy shit hes fucking zooted.

Also, speaking Spanish in america isn't like an insane flex like speaking mandarin or some shit lol.
I bet you he deliberately speaks Spanish to attractive women to try and goat them into asking him about where he has been, so he can flex that hes an international internet super star.

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I have spent a lot of time in airports. I once slept on an airport cafeteria barstool surrounded by hundreds of orthodox fluffy-hat wearing jews because i had a 16-hour delay.
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Did they try to charge you rent for the barstool?
 
Two things are certain:

1. Ralph has abandoned all doom and gloom and has convinced himself he has a ticket out of shitville. Be damned the killstream and be damned his son.
2. The epic failure will leave him more destitute than before.

We are in for some good viewing.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Dawg I've gotten on an airplane to go to a sausage slaughter factory to try to get them to buy software. That was not a very important time in my life.
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I spent all day at the sausage slaughter factory slaughtering sausages and I'm still not going to buy your software. Why do you keep bringing your gay furry dating app to a sausage slaughter factory, anyway? How does that help me slaughter sausages?
 
Ralph is hoping to experience "recurring character" on a Tier 3 podcast adventure whose Biggest Name is a regional/local News Caster who got fired for talking about George Soros.
 
Rage Pig said:
Dual finger pointing to the man who married him to a horse. Full toddler mode with white crocs.
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It's the night before work.
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God bless. Either he's wearing jorts or men's shorts are effectively pants on him.

Also, crew socks (though they could be ankle socks. Typical clothing standards don't work when you're dealing with people this ill proportioned with flip flops gives off crazy "this guy has nothing going on with his life" vibes.
 
HackerX said:
God bless. Either he's wearing jorts or men's shorts are effectively pants on him.

Also, crew socks (though they could be ankle socks. Typical clothing standards don't work when you're dealing with people this ill proportioned with flip flops gives off crazy "this guy has nothing going on with his life" vibes.
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It’s the same short pants he wore to the El Salvador pigpen or whatever that show was.
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Must be his faves.
And those $29.98 white crocs he was SO excited about.
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
He's really leaning into the "true and honest Memphis guy" personality lately. He hasn't mentioned it in months and now has to remind people ever 5 minutes. Like a child who decides he wants to be a spaceman but no a fireman but no a Dracula.
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He abandoned the city his daddy gave him only to come crawling back for attention after MY FUARKING PRESIDENT tard wrangled the violent chimps living there and made it walkable at night, despite the fact that they were the biggest thing that gave the city it's notoriety.
 
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